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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53920 on: September 15, 2019, 08:34:56 pm »
Big Ben injured, but his sub, 24 year old Rudolph is keeping them in the game, after starting with an INT. 2 point game.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53921 on: September 15, 2019, 09:01:01 pm »
What in the hell is Cousins doing there? Is he pissed because the running backs are hogging the limelight?

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53922 on: September 15, 2019, 09:01:31 pm »
some big balls around by coaches today. some working, some being made to look like idiots

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53923 on: September 15, 2019, 09:02:44 pm »
some big balls around by coaches today. some working, some being made to look like idiots

Exhibit A: Jacksonville going for a 2 point conversion to avoid OT, rather than the PAT

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53924 on: September 15, 2019, 09:06:02 pm »
good hands seem to run in the brown family. hopefully lunacy doesn't

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53925 on: September 15, 2019, 09:27:25 pm »
Miami are an embrassment.

Patriots will win this ballgame 51-3.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53926 on: September 15, 2019, 09:44:46 pm »
giving away 102 pts in 2 games and scoring only 1 TD, Dolphins for you ;D

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53927 on: September 15, 2019, 09:51:04 pm »
Looks like Miami just might be the first team in the history of the league to 'mail it in' before the season even started. Poor Rosen taking a back seat to that stiff Fitzpatrick.

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Re: The NFL Thread
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53929 on: September 15, 2019, 10:21:47 pm »
Patrick Mahomes is unreal.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53930 on: September 15, 2019, 10:35:24 pm »
Officials in the Saints game, :butt Saints should have a turnover for a TD but officials called incomplete, only to overturn it to fumble. :butt
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53931 on: September 15, 2019, 11:17:06 pm »
Officials in the Saints game, :butt Saints should have a turnover for a TD but officials called incomplete, only to overturn it to fumble. :butt

Listening to Joe Buck you'd think the Saints were the only team to ever have bad calls.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53932 on: September 15, 2019, 11:21:01 pm »
That Oakland red zone interception ;D I think I could even have done that

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53933 on: September 15, 2019, 11:24:53 pm »
Exhibit A: Jacksonville going for a 2 point conversion to avoid OT, rather than the PAT

Couldn’t believe coach called that.

Would have paid dividends too if Fournette had tried harder to get the actual ball over the line rather then trying harder not to fumble it.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53934 on: September 16, 2019, 12:20:37 am »
Lol all the Chiefs points came in the 2nd quarter. ;D
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53935 on: September 16, 2019, 12:25:10 am »
That Broncos punt! Their kicker is one lucky bastard

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53936 on: September 16, 2019, 12:27:45 am »
Lol crazy end in the Bears at Broncos game, Broncos get a TD to make it a one point game, decide to go for it, get called for delay of game, so go for the PAT instead, Broncos miss the PAT, but Bears get called for offside, Broncos go for it & score the 2 point conversion ;D
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53937 on: September 16, 2019, 12:32:55 am »
Lol crazy end in the Bears at Broncos game, Broncos get a TD to make it a one point game, decide to go for it, get called for delay of game, so go for the PAT instead, Broncos miss the PAT, but Bears get called for offside, Broncos go for it & score the 2 point conversion ;D

Now the Bears score a FG with 1 second on the clock- great end to the game

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53938 on: September 16, 2019, 12:33:12 am »
Holy shit. What an ending in the Bears-Broncos game. Broncos first loss in a home opener since 2011. First time they've started 0-2 in twenty years

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53939 on: September 16, 2019, 12:34:26 am »
Now the Bears score a FG with 1 second on the clock- great end to the game

Crazy, crazy final minute, one great reason for Red Zone.  ;D
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53940 on: September 16, 2019, 12:36:40 am »
I've seen some amazing endings through the years - this one is right up there.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53941 on: September 16, 2019, 02:20:29 am »
Interesting opening weeks to the season just for the QBs alone:

- Luck retires
- Darnold (ill) and Foles (injured)
- Roethlisberger and Brees potentially injured (Wentz also left the Phi-Atl game, but came back)
- Cam Newton seemingly unable to throw
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53942 on: September 16, 2019, 01:57:55 pm »
Interesting opening weeks to the season just for the QBs alone:

- Luck retires
- Darnold (ill) and Foles (injured)
- Roethlisberger and Brees potentially injured (Wentz also left the Phi-Atl game, but came back)
- Cam Newton seemingly unable to throw

And then you've got that crazy quarter from Mahomes, with 4 TDs, with some of the best passing I've ever seen, just ridiculously good.  To go from the mosts points ever in a quarter by a Chiefs team, to the only time that neither side have scored at all in a half in a match featuring the chiefs - bizarre; although I thought it was a harsh call to bring the 70 yarder Mahomes threw for holding given pretty much every snap when Carr was lining up throws his OLine were doing the same and not once got punished.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53943 on: September 16, 2019, 04:02:05 pm »
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Saints' QB Drew Brees is expected to undergo thumb surgery as early as today that would be expected to sideline him approximately 6 weeks, per leagues sources

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53944 on: September 16, 2019, 04:28:48 pm »
Cowboys are 20.5 point favourites to beat Miami next week

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53945 on: September 16, 2019, 05:04:46 pm »
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Ben Roethlisberger underwent an MRI on his right elbow that revealed he will need season-ending surgery this week. He will be placed on IR.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53946 on: September 16, 2019, 06:29:09 pm »
for the first time since about 300AD, the gints may have a new starting QB this weekend.

I'm not counting the weird anomaly a couple of years ago.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53947 on: September 16, 2019, 07:10:22 pm »
Cowboys are 20.5 point favourites to beat Miami next week
that has to be one of the highest lines ever if not the highest.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53948 on: September 16, 2019, 08:57:33 pm »
that has to be one of the highest lines ever if not the highest.
pats I think were around 19 yesterday for a road game!!!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53949 on: September 16, 2019, 11:19:57 pm »
NFL Update @MySportsUpdate
Breaking: #Jaguars CB Jalen Ramsey requested a trade after yesterday's loss to Houston, per @AdamSchefter. The current plan is not to move Ramsey, but Jacksonville has spoken to teams.

Players requesting trades all over the place.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53950 on: September 16, 2019, 11:37:07 pm »
Cowboys are 20.5 point favourites to beat Miami next week

The thing that is remarkable about Miami's tanking is that while most rebuilding sides want to keep younger pieces to accelerate the process, Miami seem quite happy to move them on to further the tank


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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53951 on: September 17, 2019, 12:09:09 am »
NFL Update @MySportsUpdate
Breaking: #Jaguars CB Jalen Ramsey requested a trade after yesterday's loss to Houston, per @AdamSchefter. The current plan is not to move Ramsey, but Jacksonville has spoken to teams.

Players requesting trades all over the place.

Go get em Pats  :D

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53952 on: September 17, 2019, 02:24:27 am »
Jets onto there 3rd string QB, back up Trevor Siemian has gone off. injured
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53953 on: September 17, 2019, 02:27:43 am »
Jets onto there 3rd string QB, back up Trevor Siemian has gone off. injured

They play at New England next week and then have the bye when Darnold will probably return after that. Patriots will destroy them

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53954 on: September 17, 2019, 02:27:52 am »
If Gardner Minshew can play in the league, so can Luke Falk!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53955 on: September 17, 2019, 02:31:39 am »
They play at New England next week and then have the bye when Darnold will probably return after that. Patriots will destroy them

May have new uniforms but same old Jets ;D mind you they've got a drive going with the 3rd string QB & scored an FG. ;D
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53956 on: September 17, 2019, 03:31:32 am »
OBJ with 89 yard TD, just after Browns stopped Jets on 4th down, after Jets went for it rather than the FG.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53957 on: September 17, 2019, 03:44:09 am »
Minkah Fitzpatrick traded to the Steelers for a 2020, 1st round pick.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53958 on: September 17, 2019, 07:37:17 am »
Minkah Fitzpatrick traded to the Steelers for a 2020, 1st round pick.

are they moving him to QB?



seems like a good deal for miami to me. steelers are likely to be quite shite now this year so it should be a half decent pick and they never seemed to know what to do with him anyway.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #53959 on: September 17, 2019, 08:19:01 am »
And then you've got that crazy quarter from Mahomes, with 4 TDs, with some of the best passing I've ever seen, just ridiculously good.  To go from the mosts points ever in a quarter by a Chiefs team, to the only time that neither side have scored at all in a half in a match featuring the chiefs - bizarre; although I thought it was a harsh call to bring the 70 yarder Mahomes threw for holding given pretty much every snap when Carr was lining up throws his OLine were doing the same and not once got punished.

i dont think you want to get into a Raiders benefited from bad reffing battle...that 'late hit' on Mahomes  :o

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