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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2240 on: December 12, 2018, 08:05:56 am »
At the end when Jürgen joined the players on the pitch, didn’t he walk over to Alisson and go “fucking hell!!”.  ;D Would love to see that again if so!



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2241 on: December 12, 2018, 08:10:00 am »
That yellow goalie shirt is looking very tempting for a Christmas present....to myself.

My youngest has it, it is a great shirt  :thumbup
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2242 on: December 12, 2018, 08:10:12 am »
Is it possible to be straight and be in love with Alisson? Because that's where I am at, you big beautiful bastard  ;D ;D ;D

Forget what I said, I am all in on the gay for Alisson now.


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2243 on: December 12, 2018, 08:26:41 am »
He is such a commanding figure at the back. Even if you manage to get passed our CB's you then have to confront this man mountain.  I love the way he sees things so quickly and acts so fast, he has so many different qualities this guy. I'm just amazed more weren't interested in him to be honest.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2244 on: December 12, 2018, 08:27:29 am »
Best in the world

Mad turnaround given our recent goalkeeping troubles but I'm inclined to agree with you - an extremely likeable character as well

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2245 on: December 12, 2018, 09:27:35 am »
He's more than paid back his fee now.

We've got one of the best keepers in the world hitting coming into his prime, and hopefully for the next decade too.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2246 on: December 12, 2018, 09:33:29 am »
He is such a commanding figure at the back. Even if you manage to get passed our CB's you then have to confront this man mountain.  I love the way he sees things so quickly and acts so fast, he has so many different qualities this guy. I'm just amazed more weren't interested in him to be honest.

Anticipation was the key to last night’s save.  Read the move, was in the right place, made the save look comfortable.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2247 on: December 12, 2018, 09:40:32 am »
Man love reaching epic proportions now ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2248 on: December 12, 2018, 09:40:43 am »
Anticipation was the key to last night’s save.  Read the move, was in the right place, made the save look comfortable.

The best always make it look easy.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2249 on: December 12, 2018, 10:49:48 am »
Goals scored against Alisson Becker in 2018:

Liverpool FC - 7

Every Single Other Side in the Premier League - 6


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2250 on: December 12, 2018, 10:52:49 am »
Goals scored against Alisson Becker in 2018:

Liverpool FC - 7

Every Single Other Side in the Premier League - 6

Just wish we got him last year, we would of been european cup winners again with him in goal



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2251 on: December 12, 2018, 10:52:51 am »
He's more than paid back his fee now.

We've got one of the best keepers in the world hitting coming into his prime, and hopefully for the next decade too.

Klopp said he would have paid twice as much if he realised how good he was!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2252 on: December 12, 2018, 10:53:26 am »
I honestly cannot stop thinking about just what a beautiful human being he is and how much I want a hug off him.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2253 on: December 12, 2018, 10:56:22 am »
Well is that 4 straight games hes had a major say in the outcome? Everton worldie, Burnley worldie, Bournmouth leaping header knee plant clearance, and Naploli game saver.

This team started Bogdan and Itjandie in my memory. (shivers)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2254 on: December 12, 2018, 10:59:04 am »
Poor Allison looked in tears at one point. I felt bad for him, especially cause I believed he was on his way here- seeing the links were so strong and believable at that point.

I think it was a combination of the Anfield factor, our counter-pressing and the fact he had interview-nerves. In front of his future employers and future supporters and he didn't want to put a foot wrong.

Or the fact that all five goals we scored weren't saveable?

I never got why people used that match as a stick to beat him with. He had no chance on any of the goals.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2255 on: December 12, 2018, 10:59:30 am »
I honestly cannot stop thinking about just what a beautiful human being he is and how much I want a hug off him.

It's heavy isn't it? I couldn't be arsed with all this after torres, I'm nearly 40 for gods sake but I swear I look and him and Virgil like they're family. I just can't believe how good they are.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2256 on: December 12, 2018, 11:04:36 am »
... and he's only 26 !!! Unbelievable. 

It's incredible how, whenever a ball comes into the box, you now look for Alisson or VVD instead of covering your eyes.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2257 on: December 12, 2018, 11:05:40 am »
As if I didn't love him enough after that header on Saturday he goes and makes that save in the last minute last night.

Can't put in to words how i feel about this guy!  ;D 8)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2258 on: December 12, 2018, 12:29:02 pm »
22 games / 13 clean sheets.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2259 on: December 12, 2018, 01:38:36 pm »
Well is that 4 straight games hes had a major say in the outcome? Everton worldie, Burnley worldie, Bournmouth leaping header knee plant clearance, and Naploli game saver.

This team started Bogdan and Itjandie in my memory. (shivers)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2260 on: December 12, 2018, 01:42:24 pm »
Now I understand. He got 13 as his number because that's the total goals he's conceding in the league this season.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2261 on: December 12, 2018, 03:06:19 pm »
Or the fact that all five goals we scored weren't saveable?

I never got why people used that match as a stick to beat him with. He had no chance on any of the goals.

I think you do get it, if you're honest with yourself.

It's because people are idiots.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2262 on: December 12, 2018, 03:08:37 pm »
Try the90’s heartbreak of watching lovely attacking football and then see an absolute weapon like David James constantly loose you games . We have came a long way baby.

You really, really don't need to go all the way back to the 90s to find examples of a goalie losing you games. There was quite a major example of this in May of last year, you may remember.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2263 on: December 12, 2018, 03:33:39 pm »
According to George, Elvis Costello was at the match last night. Perhaps he could've given us a quick version of 'Alison'

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2264 on: December 12, 2018, 03:56:15 pm »
Or the fact that all five goals we scored weren't saveable?

I never got why people used that match as a stick to beat him with. He had no chance on any of the goals.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2265 on: December 12, 2018, 04:17:18 pm »
Now I understand. He got 13 as his number because that's the total goals he's conceding in the league this season.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2266 on: December 12, 2018, 04:38:01 pm »

That huge spontaneous outpouring of relief and joyous emotion with everyone of us baying out his name following that save was one of Anfield's greatest ever fandom moments - and that's speaking as one who goes back even prior to our '61/'62 promotion season.. It's still resonating with me even as I type. It was fucking primeval. Amazing. Just amazing.



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2267 on: December 12, 2018, 04:41:13 pm »
Getting more and more confident with each game  :wave  8)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2268 on: December 12, 2018, 05:29:40 pm »
Alisson does everything he should do and pulls off things he has absolutely no right to, amazing keeper, worth every penny and then some more. Roma should call the police on us, we've robbed them two years in a row.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2269 on: December 12, 2018, 05:31:32 pm »
Not sure who's been the better signing - Alisson or van Dijk.  Either way they are both massive improvements to the team and will be mainstays for years to come.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2270 on: December 12, 2018, 06:03:09 pm »
Not sure who's been the better signing - Alisson or van Dijk.  Either way they are both massive improvements to the team and will be mainstays for years to come.

Both. van Dijk probably nearly halved our goals conceded, and Alisson probably halved it again.

With not a little help from the others, of course :P
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2271 on: December 12, 2018, 07:42:55 pm »
I think Becker has GoT sussed.



So sexy.

Like Van Dijk, it feels too early to say that we've not had a better player in his position in the Premier League era but I wouldn't argue against it.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2272 on: December 12, 2018, 07:47:20 pm »
Try the90’s heartbreak of watching lovely attacking football and then see an absolute weapon like David James constantly loose you games . We have came a long way baby.

David James. The Jordan Pickford of the 1990s, but not quite as shite.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2273 on: December 12, 2018, 11:52:18 pm »

it was epic

Absolutely K.

Can't recall anything like it before. Just happened on the spot, utterly spontaneous.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2274 on: December 12, 2018, 11:55:58 pm »
Getting more and more confident with each game  :wave  8)

He's so fucking ridiculously awesome you sort of get the sense that he could play teams on his own and still keep a clean sheet.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2275 on: December 13, 2018, 12:02:22 am »
Just read somewhere that we've scored more against him in two games (7) this year than sixteen Premier League clubs have this season (6).  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2276 on: December 13, 2018, 12:22:39 am »
Absolutely K.

Can't recall anything like it before. Just happened on the spot, utterly spontaneous.

 :)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2277 on: December 13, 2018, 12:27:40 am »
so much man love. What are you all going to do if he scores the winning goal in a game? ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2278 on: December 13, 2018, 12:55:23 am »
Goals scored against Alisson Becker in 2018:

Liverpool FC - 7

Every Single Other Side in the Premier League - 6


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2279 on: December 13, 2018, 12:56:51 am »
Both. van Dijk probably nearly halved our goals conceded, and Alisson probably halved it again.

With not a little help from the others, of course :P

Absolutely!
Virgil with Karius would still not work.
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