Author Topic: Andy Carroll (Read 42891 times)

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #160 on:** January 7, 2011, 11:56:33 pm »

I love the description, "perked up, alert, like a meerkat"

Idiot.

Mirra · « **Reply #161 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:05:20 am »

Calls himself a Geordie, he cant even handle that! Most lads up here drink that amount before they go out! Long Haired ponce!

WelshMike · « **Reply #162 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:07:38 am »

Also 30 jagerbombs between 16 people doesn't go; the inconsiderate knobhead.*

* Unless two people specifically asked for just one each while all others wanted two, but I find that hard to believe. Tight bastard.

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #163 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:45:39 am »

Haha he's always in Aspers!

Lent§ · « **Reply #164 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:47:47 am »

4 Jagers, 2 pints and 6 bottles? That's a warm up surely? He's massive aswell.... fanny.

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #165 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:52:48 am »

Love the reporting too. "potent mix of jagermister and red bull"? Fuck off!

Horrible stuff anyway!

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #166 on:** January 8, 2011, 01:19:22 am »

Favourite bit...

"But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony.

Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool."

aaaaahahahaha

Fiasco · « **Reply #167 on:** January 8, 2011, 02:12:43 am »

I fucking hate it when the media report on a footballer/celebrities night out. It's cringeworthy when they use lines like that one. 'TWO pints of Fosters, SIX bottles of Peroni'. Why the capital letters like it's a crime? It makes me so fucking angry. It's not like he's just gone and headbutted a pensioner and pissed on his grandchildren is it?

kopitecrash · « **Reply #168 on:** January 8, 2011, 03:05:50 am »

More total bollocks from the newspapers then.

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #169 on:** January 8, 2011, 03:17:17 am »

Exactly. Beside TWO pints and SIX bottles really isn't that much. Sure, over the limit etc, but in terms of a night out, it's really nothing special.

"Nookie". · « **Reply #170 on:** January 8, 2011, 03:19:10 am »

Quote from: Fiasco on January 8, 2011, 02:12:43 am

I fucking hate it when the media report on a footballer/celebrities night out. It's cringeworthy when they use lines like that one. 'TWO pints of Fosters, SIX bottles of Peroni'. Why the capital letters like it's a crime? It makes me so fucking angry. It's not like he's just gone and headbutted a pensioner and pissed on his grandchildren is it?

He might've

If the pensioner is Fergie, I fucking hope he did.

dannymc · « **Reply #171 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:30:07 am »

Hows this going then>
Monthly bump.

dobbouk · « **Reply #172 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:39:26 am »

average week night that

Mirra · « **Reply #173 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:18:23 am »

Cant believe Arry Brownenvelope done his thing again, of course id love Andy Carroll in my squad but hes a newcastle player.... 30 million for Carroll? Dont know about that like, wait til hes been doing it for a while. If he doesnt end up in prison or piss it all up against the wall that is.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #174 on:** January 19, 2011, 09:51:28 am »

£27k per week. That's recently signed as well (supposedly).

He could be on 4 times that easily. He had better hope this is not currently a purple patch because he could've blown a huge opportunity there.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #175 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:48:31 pm »

Decent player, wouldn't want him though. He'd have the same effect on our football as Crouch I think. We're one of the best teams in the league with the ball at our feet, but Crouch starts and we just lump it to him endlessly.

youll never walk alone it · « **Reply #176 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:49:22 pm »

which is stupid, beacuse hes shite for his height in the air...

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #177 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:52:20 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on January 19, 2011, 01:48:31 pm

Decent player, wouldn't want him though. He'd have the same effect on our football as Crouch I think. We're one of the best teams in the league with the ball at our feet, but Crouch starts and we just lump it to him endlessly.

Carroll is twice the player Crouch is now and when you compare what Crouch was doing at 22 as well.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #178 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:58:42 pm »

Quote from: tnasaeP KWAR on January 19, 2011, 01:52:20 pm

Carroll is twice the player Crouch is now and when you compare what Crouch was doing at 22 as well.

Na, I don't disagree. But I just know we'd use his height as an excuse to stop playing football. I'd much rather have a shorter striker up front like Suarez

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #179 on:** January 19, 2011, 02:03:06 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on January 19, 2011, 01:58:42 pm

Na, I don't disagree. But I just know we'd use his height as an excuse to stop playing football. I'd much rather have a shorter striker up front like Suarez

He's most definitely not on the market this window. Move on please.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #180 on:** January 19, 2011, 02:06:45 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 19, 2011, 02:03:06 pm

He's most definitely not on the market this window. Move on please.

Don't think Harry is too keen on him anyway. Seems insistent that he's not an out and out striker. Don't see why he couldn't play up top on his own personally

"Nookie". · « **Reply #181 on:** January 19, 2011, 02:41:33 pm »

He's ours. If you want him, buy FM.

Johnnyboy1973 · « **Reply #182 on:** January 19, 2011, 02:43:35 pm »

Quote from: "Nookie". on January 19, 2011, 02:41:33 pm

He's ours. If you want him

.......... wait until the Summer.

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #183 on:** January 19, 2011, 03:01:43 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on January 19, 2011, 01:58:42 pm

Na, I don't disagree. But I just know we'd use his height as an excuse to stop playing football. I'd much rather have a shorter striker up front like Suarez

Hands off!

"Nookie". · « **Reply #184 on:** January 19, 2011, 03:05:27 pm »

Quote from: Johnnyboy1973 on January 19, 2011, 02:43:35 pm

.......... wait until the Summer.

Not much point then, the new FM will be out in Oct/Nov, just buy him on there.

Quote from: tnasaeP KWAR on January 19, 2011, 03:01:43 pm

Hands off!

Bloody Spurs, trying to just hijack everyone elses deals and just buy whoever they want!!

Tommy, is your wage structure still solid, or was it blown out of the water with VDV etc?

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #185 on:** January 19, 2011, 03:45:33 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on January 19, 2011, 01:48:31 pm

Decent player, wouldn't want him though. He'd have the same effect on our football as Crouch I think. We're one of the best teams in the league with the ball at our feet, but Crouch starts and we just lump it to him endlessly.

Yeah, that makes sense. If this is the case then maybe you should look at replacing the players that lump it rather than Crouch.

..Bruiser.. · « **Reply #186 on:** January 19, 2011, 03:51:05 pm »

I just saw how much/little he drank. What a soft lad being in that state after that.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #187 on:** January 19, 2011, 03:58:31 pm »

Quote from: Hank Scorpio on January 19, 2011, 03:45:33 pm

Yeah, that makes sense. If this is the case then maybe you should look at replacing the players that lump it rather than Crouch.

Well its obviously done under the managers instruction - so I'd rather Harry didn't have someone tall to select

It's quite bizarre how conflicted he seems to be. He always talks about us being a great passing side, but every so often he'll try and get us to play like Bolton under Allardyce instead! And we're bloody shit at it!

Quote from: "Nookie". on January 19, 2011, 03:05:27 pm

Tommy, is your wage structure still solid, or was it blown out of the water with VDV etc?

Hmmm, I think so. As far as I know noone at Spurs is on more than 65k a week

"Nookie". · « **Reply #188 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:01:25 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on January 19, 2011, 03:58:31 pm

Hmmm, I think so. As far as I know noone at Spurs is on more than 65k a week

But are all the shit ones on that too? What's Pienaar on? And people like Bassong and Huddlestone, who barely play without injuries to a few others.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #189 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:05:49 pm »

Quote from: "Nookie". on January 19, 2011, 04:01:25 pm

But are all the shit ones on that too? What's Pienaar on? And people like Bassong and Huddlestone, who barely play without injuries to a few others.

I really have no idea. I would imagine only our top 4 or 5 players are on that kinda money (....plus Robbie Keane).

Eileen · « **Reply #190 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:36:18 pm »

Would love Andy here, he's going to be a very good player I reckon. If he can keep out of trouble (the kind that could send him to jail, don't care about drinking, partying or sex scandals).

smicer07 · « **Reply #191 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:07:34 pm »

Quote from: WorldChampions on August 22, 2010, 03:37:43 pm

haha If he scores 3/4 of the goals Torres scores I'll wank off a tiger

Looking forward to the video of this.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #192 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:40:14 pm »

I think he is good player but has some issues, I can't help but thinking 15 years from now he will be turning up at crime scenes with some fried chicken and stella and seeing if he can help out.

Azi · « **Reply #193 on:** January 19, 2011, 09:10:51 pm »

andy carrol just tweeted this

If I ever left in my Career, you must know that Newcastle would always be in my heart.

am i looking too much into it or is that a goodbye message to newcaste

"Nookie". · « **Reply #194 on:** January 20, 2011, 12:23:01 am »

Quote from: Azi on January 19, 2011, 09:10:51 pm

andy carrol just tweeted this

If I ever left in my Career, you must know that Newcastle would always be in my heart.

am i looking too much into it or is that a goodbye message to newcaste

He doesn't have a twitter.

dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson
Fake RT @Lenny3883: @dannysimpson12 danny, can I ask is @AndyCarroll9 a real or fake account mate?

From earlier on today.

Mirra · « **Reply #195 on:** January 20, 2011, 12:35:20 am »

Take the money for the daft twat man Nookie, good player but an idiot. Granted hes only a young lad but hes going to get himself into the shit bigtime one day.

"Nookie". · « **Reply #196 on:** January 20, 2011, 12:42:12 am »

Quote from: Mirra on January 20, 2011, 12:35:20 am

Take the money for the daft twat man Nookie, good player but an idiot. Granted hes only a young lad but hes going to get himself into the shit bigtime one day.

Probably, but we still need him.

Mirra · « **Reply #197 on:** January 20, 2011, 12:44:01 am »

Do you not worry though that if a big bid comes in Fat Ashley will accept it regardless of the manager wanting to keep him? Ashley has made no secret hes in it for the money and hes shown you all a few times hes not scared to upset you.

amir87 · « **Reply #198 on:** January 20, 2011, 12:51:11 am »

If Harry's interested we should make a bid as well.

How do you like them apples saggy eyes?

"Nookie". · « **Reply #199 on:** January 20, 2011, 01:20:48 am »

Quote from: Mirra on January 20, 2011, 12:44:01 am

Do you not worry though that if a big bid comes in Fat Ashley will accept it regardless of the manager wanting to keep him? Ashley has made no secret hes in it for the money and hes shown you all a few times hes not scared to upset you.

Aye, he's a c*nt.