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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25800 on: April 17, 2019, 09:06:43 am »
Apart from the inconvenient fact that Salah, Van Dijk and Fabinho won't want to go there to be coached by Ole. And the inconvenient fact we'd never sell to them. And the inconvenient fact that 200m wouldn't be enough even if you ignore one and two. It would have been like one of us proposing to buy Messi for 50m when Hodgson was manager.

I think their point was that £200m would have seen them sign for Utd instead of Liverpool at the time of their transfers. I refuse to believe any Utd supporter is thick enough to think they'll ever be raiding Liverpool for our best players (likewise us in for theirs. We're no Everton, who bully Barca these days).
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25801 on: April 17, 2019, 09:09:16 am »
I think their point was that £200m would have seen them sign for Utd instead of Liverpool at the time of their transfers. I refuse to believe any Utd supporter is thick enough to think they'll ever be raiding Liverpool for our best players (likewise us in for theirs. We're no Everton, who bully Barca these days).

The problem is that you’d also need good scouting and someone competent in charge of negotiating those deals - they have neither. Which is why they continue to waste hundreds of millions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25802 on: April 17, 2019, 09:11:49 am »
I think their point was that £200m would have seen them sign for Utd instead of Liverpool at the time of their transfers. I refuse to believe any Utd supporter is thick enough to think they'll ever be raiding Liverpool for our best players (likewise us in for theirs. We're no Everton, who bully Barca these days).

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25803 on: April 17, 2019, 09:14:59 am »
Quote
"We know there's work to be done," said Solskjaer.

"I've said all along this isn't going to change overnight and the next few years are going to be massive to get to the level of Barcelona.


What?? Ole says rebuild could take years? The inbreeds aren’t going to be happy.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25804 on: April 17, 2019, 09:21:01 am »
4 of the back 5 were brought in by Ferguson. Maybe Ole is keeping them in honour of the gaffer.

I wouldn't even be surprised if he was playing them because they're players from Ferguson's tenure. He doesn't park in the manager's car park space because its still "Mr Ferguson's". What a snivelling little lickspittle.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25805 on: April 17, 2019, 09:23:58 am »
I wouldn't even be surprised if he was playing them because they're players from Ferguson's tenure. He doesn't park in the manager's car park space because its still "Mr Ferguson's". What a snivelling little lickspittle.

Is this actually true? 😳

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25806 on: April 17, 2019, 09:28:26 am »
I honestly can see him buy Kane for £250m or more this summer, he's a traditional 1990's type of striker Solskjaer understands. Ole is twenty years behind the times.

And you know what I could see Spurs agree to it.

Probably another £80m on Maguire as well, £60m to £75m on Declan Rice too.

A British backbone "who understand the Utd way" for around £400m.

Fucking joke of an appointment. ;D

And can you imagine the media fawning that would bring. There is already six stories a day about them on the BBC Salford website and they are shite.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25807 on: April 17, 2019, 09:30:31 am »
They've finally given him his own spot in the car park


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25808 on: April 17, 2019, 09:31:14 am »
The parking space thing is amazing if true. It surely isn't?

This guy turned nasty when managing Cardiff. His bullshit like 'United way' are a myth.

Would you trust this guy to spend £200 million? They genuinely need a whole new spine barring GK.

They have lost 5 from 7.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25809 on: April 17, 2019, 09:32:09 am »
Phil Jones is Championship level.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25810 on: April 17, 2019, 09:34:57 am »
Like i said weeks ago they haven't a single player i'd have in our starting 11. De Gea and Martial as bench warmers that's it.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25811 on: April 17, 2019, 09:37:55 am »
I wouldn't even be surprised if he was playing them because they're players from Ferguson's tenure. He doesn't park in the manager's car park space because its still "Mr Ferguson's". What a snivelling little lickspittle.

He has fully lodged himself right up inside his arse. This picture is only from a few months ago. They even gave Palpatine his own training gear. OGS and AF at wheel...driving over a cliff. A joy to watch.

At least they won their cup final 0-0 against us. That's the main thing.




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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25812 on: April 17, 2019, 09:38:18 am »
The problem is that you’d also need good scouting and someone competent in charge of negotiating those deals - they have neither. Which is why they continue to waste hundreds of millions.

Well exactly. It's easy to look at successful signings for other clubs and say "we could have bought them instead". My point was that that's not how football works, and that some posters on that Caf thread are a little bit simple...
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25813 on: April 17, 2019, 09:40:49 am »
He has fully lodged himself right up inside his arse. This picture is only from a few months ago. They even gave Palpatine his own training gear. OGS and AF at wheel...driving over a cliff. A joy to watch.

At least they won their cup final 0-0 against us. That's the main thing.



Perhaps he thinks he can't be spotted in that getup. Well known fact that Utd staff go invisible when wearing grey.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25814 on: April 17, 2019, 09:48:53 am »
I can happily see a few more years of disappointments for the redcafe crew.

There is no quick fix for them anymore as they've fucked up so many managers, transfers and seasons since 2013 but they also dont have the patience to develop a whole new squad.

Long may it continue.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25815 on: April 17, 2019, 09:49:31 am »
Did Shitcoat allow Ferguson around the place?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25816 on: April 17, 2019, 09:56:32 am »
Lad here in work says he feels sorry for Pogba in that United team. Said you take him out of the United team and put him into the Barca first 11 and he's the standout player on the pitch  :lmao
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25817 on: April 17, 2019, 10:02:12 am »
Lad here in work says he feels sorry for Pogba in that United team. Said you take him out of the United team and put him into the Barca first 11 and he's the standout player on the pitch  :lmao
Well he’s absolutely right.

What’s the problem with that?


Pogba would stand out as being utterly shite.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25818 on: April 17, 2019, 10:11:14 am »
The parking space thing is amazing if true. It surely isn't?

This guy turned nasty when managing Cardiff. His bullshit like 'United way' are a myth.

Would you trust this guy to spend £200 million? They genuinely need a whole new spine barring GK.

They have lost 5 from 7.
And got really lucky against west ham. Hilarious till you realise you need them to beat city. Typical.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25819 on: April 17, 2019, 10:17:29 am »
And got really lucky against west ham. Hilarious till you realise you need them to draw with city. Typical.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25820 on: April 17, 2019, 10:20:02 am »
He has fully lodged himself right up inside his arse. This picture is only from a few months ago. They even gave Palpatine his own training gear. OGS and AF at wheel...driving over a cliff. A joy to watch.

At least they won their cup final 0-0 against us. That's the main thing.


Not sure if serious or not and I've been reeled in but that photo is 100% not from a few months ago,

That aside, this is glorious to watch and watching them last night was the most inept European performance i can remember seeing by an English side in the CL knockout stages. We geniunely have more chance of Leicester taking points of Man City than this shower

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25821 on: April 17, 2019, 10:21:03 am »
Bet Maureen would have got a 0 - 0 last night. :-X

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25822 on: April 17, 2019, 10:24:27 am »
Not sure if serious or not and I've been reeled in but that photo is 100% not from a few months ago,

That aside, this is glorious to watch and watching them last night was the most inept European performance i can remember seeing by an English side in the CL knockout stages. We geniunely have more chance of Leicester taking points of Man City than this shower


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The nike gear gives it away though

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25823 on: April 17, 2019, 10:29:48 am »
Is this actually true? 😳

I googled it and the Mirror carries the story but credits the Scum as the originators of the rumour, so it is probably a load of bollocks.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25824 on: April 17, 2019, 10:32:17 am »
He has fully lodged himself right up inside his arse. This picture is only from a few months ago. They even gave Palpatine his own training gear. OGS and AF at wheel...driving over a cliff. A joy to watch.

At least they won their cup final 0-0 against us. That's the main thing.





Mancs have been with Adidas for about 5 years, that picture is from 2013 or earlier.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25825 on: April 17, 2019, 10:33:48 am »
Ole used to work with the youth team, right? Probably from back then
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25826 on: April 17, 2019, 10:35:06 am »
He looks way too young. He's aged a lot since going into management...
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25827 on: April 17, 2019, 10:35:33 am »
They (supporters) will be turning on their own players, and on their own fellow supporters/fans/ticket holders soon. Mark my words.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25828 on: April 17, 2019, 10:42:24 am »
The honeymoon is well and truly over. Red cafe hate all their players again. Fantastic  ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25829 on: April 17, 2019, 10:47:24 am »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25830 on: April 17, 2019, 10:48:20 am »
Not sure if serious or not and I've been reeled in but that photo is 100% not from a few months ago,


It's 100% real, they can't afford new training gear.

Did you not see the press conference before their Barcelona game?




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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25831 on: April 17, 2019, 10:52:00 am »
It's 100% real, they can't afford new training gear.

Did you not see the press conference before their Barcelona game?



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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25832 on: April 17, 2019, 10:56:28 am »
And got really lucky against west ham. Hilarious till you realise you need them to beat city. Typical.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25833 on: April 17, 2019, 11:05:33 am »
How the fuck did we not beat this team  :butt fucking hell.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25834 on: April 17, 2019, 11:09:08 am »
As long as the club's footballing side continues to be so badly run by Woodward, they are going to be directionless and focused on flashy big name players. 

How many years has it been, since people on this thread were saying they needed to replace their defence, improve their spine and bring in proper leaders on the pitch?  What in the world have they been doing all these years?!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25836 on: April 17, 2019, 11:23:22 am »
From the Guardian:

Sounds like Marina Hynde is getting into sports, lol.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25837 on: April 17, 2019, 11:38:18 am »
Oh do they have some rebuilding to do, and that without seemingly having any footballing identity. What type of players should they look for, and into what system? Never mind though, they'll just buy a couple of big names with plenty of marketing potential.

That's my guess anyway.

What a mess. Long may it continue.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25838 on: April 17, 2019, 11:40:26 am »
Delighted they appointed Oleh as manager. He is a bum, a no mark, an absolute nothing as a coach and as a manager.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25839 on: April 17, 2019, 11:43:25 am »
It's 100% real, they can't afford new training gear.

Did you not see the press conference before their Barcelona game?




Either that, or they splurged all their budget for Just for Men and Oil of Olay Ole.