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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2021, 01:21:25 pm »
Yeah I can’t see any sort of resurgence happening with Watford to be honest. Salah to bag and then take him off please.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2021, 01:21:56 pm »
Superb intensity from Liverpool. Relentless. Aside from a daft back flick from Mané, Liverpool have been imperious.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:04 pm »
I'm actually a bit frustrated, 0-2 flatters Watford.  If we went in four up nobody could complain.  I expect a bit of shit for this, but Matip is the best CB in the world.  VVD is a more complete player, his physicality and pace are something you can't coach, but Matip is just a fantastic footballer.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:06 pm »
Pass and move, it's the Liverpool groove. Looked so slick. Hopefully we keep up the pressure and get a few more goals.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:16 pm »
Apparently, Watford have had 17% possession. I'm amazed it's anything like that much. Feels like they've hardly touched the ball.


Ben Foster is responsible for 14% of that.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:18 pm »
It's been far too easy for us. So much so, I think we got a bit sloppy in the final 3rd, despite the overwhelming dominance. We should just be looking to pump 6 past these. They're awful.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:33 pm »
Instead of just saying Watford are shit, you have to give credit to our fluidity. The passing is just spot on all around the pitch. Looks like the break has been beneficial for some of our players.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:35 pm »
We must be playing well as Jenas sounds distraught!
Wish he would just shut. The . Fuck. Up!

He couldn't even look across the line to see Mo was well onside. Why is he commentating?
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2021, 01:22:57 pm »
Watford are the worst team we’ve played in a while. Haven’t even tried to push up or show any intent. Not sure what their game plan is at all.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2021, 01:23:27 pm »
Watford look like they're playing to keep from conceding five. Matip's been quietly very good and the front three's work dropping back and then getting forward is wrecking that Watford defence. Good stuff so far.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2021, 01:24:17 pm »
He couldn't even look across the line to see Mo was well onside. Why is he commentating?
He did that twice, the wanker. First time it was whoever flicked the ball on to him that was offside. Second time he's just either blind or hates Mo. Cock.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2021, 01:24:36 pm »
He couldn't even look across the line to see Mo was well onside. Why is he commentating?
That was absolutely mind boggling.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2021, 01:25:06 pm »
Look out Prem.

VVD, Hendo and Mane all looking almost all the way back now. Virgils little back header to himself and Manes running right past whoever that was like he wasn't there was nicer to see than the goals themselves.

Top of that Mo and Matip have gone to new levels this year, unbelievably.

Looking good at the moment. Very promising. 

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2021, 01:25:32 pm »
You know Virgil is back when he's playing headers to himself.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2021, 01:25:47 pm »
Nice to see Mané playing so sharp.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2021, 01:26:01 pm »
Instead of just saying Watford are shit, you have to give credit to our fluidity. The passing is just spot on all around the pitch. Looks like the break has been beneficial for some of our players.
Yep, an amazing 45 minute display from the Reds.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2021, 01:26:30 pm »
Watford are so poor! Should have been 4 up, glad we got that second goal.

Some brilliant passing tho and that pass from mo and finish by sadio……

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2021, 01:26:30 pm »
It's not supposed to be this easy is it?

Mo has been a terror again. This assist was better than the city one

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2021, 01:26:49 pm »
Instead of just saying Watford are shit, you have to give credit to our fluidity. The passing is just spot on all around the pitch. Looks like the break has been beneficial for some of our players.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:02 pm »
Mo Salah is the best player in the world and it's not even close at the moment.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:13 pm »
Could easily be a couple more up, but two great goals.  Watford have been shocking.

Bobby hasn't had the best of games, a lot of stuff is breaking down when it gets to him, but that finish was trickier than he made it look, Milner rifled it across.

Literally said ten seconds before he scored he'd had a pretty bad game so far. A few terrible passes again but glad to see him in the right place for a simple finish.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:17 pm »
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:31 pm »
Terrible performance. Fucking get MIlner off. And less said about Hendo the better.

Just thought someone had to come in with the usual negative stuff. Wouldn't be a HT thread without that. I did my best.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:56 pm »
Jesus Christ, how unbearable is Jenas?....just a constant torrent of pontification and bullshit....the irony of him praising Barry Davies...Davies would have covered that 1st half beautifully, succinctly and with a tiny fraction of the words Jenas blagged and farted out ....absolute fuckin imposter
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2021, 01:27:58 pm »
It's not supposed to be this easy is it?

Mo has been a terror again. This assist was better than the city one

It was the reincarnation of Dalglish’s ‘the creator supreme’ one … outrageous

I assume Danny rose has retired from professional football at half time

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2021, 01:28:14 pm »
Two very nice goals. Salah's ball for the first was one of the most perfect things that has ever been. Hopefully we continue in this vein, and Watford continue to be shit.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2021, 01:28:27 pm »
Milly the engine that keeps on roaring!

Milner has been impressive this half, loved Keita's recovering of the ball as well which is a ball he had no right to control.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2021, 01:28:48 pm »
At times I was just laughing during that half. Some obscene goals, and generally all round sensational performance.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2021, 01:29:11 pm »
He did that twice, the wanker. First time it was whoever flicked the ball on to him that was offside. Second time he's just either blind or hates Mo. Cock.

He just said it in hope more than anything else. He's a thick fcuker
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2021, 01:30:06 pm »
Liverpool are ace and Jenas is an absolute grade A fucking weapon.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2021, 01:30:14 pm »
Some of Trent’s passing was outrageous. Unfair being that talented.
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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2021, 01:30:48 pm »
Jesus Christ, how unbearable is Jenas?....just a constant torrent of pontification and bullshit....the irony of him praising Barry Davies...Davies would have covered that 1st half beautifully, succinctly and with a tiny fraction of the words Jenas blagged and farted out ....absolute fuckin imposter

I loved the question he posed to Darren Fletcher, ‘have you ever seen a side with a poorer first manager bounce than this one?’ Not once shred of admiration for our play, it’s so blatantly obvious.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2021, 01:31:22 pm »
Instead of just saying Watford are shit, you have to give credit to our fluidity. The passing is just spot on all around the pitch. Looks like the break has been beneficial for some of our players.

pundits/media/journalist fave go to phrase to be honest.

we hardly give teams time to settle and make them look they can't even make a pass. its all down to our intensity.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2021, 01:31:42 pm »
As straightforward a half as I’ve ever seen under Klopp. Watford were awful there.

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Re: Half time: Watford 0-2 Liverpool
« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2021, 01:32:18 pm »
Watford are so poor! Should have been 4 up, glad we got that second goal.

Some brilliant passing tho and that pass from mo and finish by sadio……
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