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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2120 on: December 12, 2018, 09:41:49 am »
Beat them 5-0 in a pre-season friendly and only scored once last night?  Not good enough for me that. Klopp out.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2121 on: December 12, 2018, 10:54:00 am »
He's had 6 months since the Champions League final and we still haven't won any silverware  :(

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2122 on: December 12, 2018, 02:44:27 pm »
Alisson couldve caught that last minuter. Instead it just bounced off him for a defender to clear. Fucking useless.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2123 on: December 12, 2018, 03:33:39 pm »
And where are the fashion shows? All the mancs are doing it.
But we're stuck High Karate Millner.

Sick of this shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2124 on: December 16, 2018, 12:32:39 am »
We are so shite that we only play in irrelevant games. Can't change United league position no matter the outcome of the game tomorrow. Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2125 on: December 16, 2018, 02:19:01 am »
Even if we beat the Mancs we won't be 20 points ahead of them, it's like this team doesn't even try.

What's the point of never losing if we're only top by 1 point?

Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2126 on: December 16, 2018, 10:21:09 am »
VVD  is Shite, picking up a yellow card(napoli)...............he is the worst defender in the league......

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2127 on: December 16, 2018, 11:56:45 am »
Henderson & Milner (England)
VVD (Netherlands)
Solanke & Gomez(England U-21s)
Keita (Guinea)
Andy Robertson (Scotland)
Sadio Mané (Senegal)

At least 8 International captains. Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2128 on: December 16, 2018, 05:53:40 pm »
Meh.

Having to rely on a "supersub".

When have we ever had to do that before?

Shite.  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2129 on: December 16, 2018, 05:55:12 pm »
relying on Stoke cast offs, shite ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2130 on: December 16, 2018, 06:25:26 pm »
Can't keep a clean sheet, at home, against mid-table opposition. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2131 on: December 16, 2018, 06:36:18 pm »
Meh.

Having to rely on a "supersub".

When have we ever had to do that before?

Shite.  ;)

relying on Stoke cast offs, shite ;)

Relying on deflections too.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2132 on: December 16, 2018, 06:40:32 pm »
And another offside goal.

FFS - how many of these are we going to give away?  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2133 on: December 16, 2018, 07:27:57 pm »
Should've signed Mourinho and Woodward instead rather than Klopp and Edwards. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2134 on: December 16, 2018, 08:49:35 pm »
I'm not saying our starting 11 is shite, but a guy comes in who hasn't played for nearly 2 years and you can hardly tell the difference  ::)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2135 on: December 16, 2018, 09:47:48 pm »
After an adequate 66% clean sheets in the first fifteen games, it’s now 0% in the two. SHITE.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2136 on: December 17, 2018, 05:43:08 am »
No wonder that cube fella was cheap cant hit a fucking ball without it pinging around off other players like a fucking pinball machine - Shite
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2137 on: December 18, 2018, 10:37:12 am »
Well done Liverpool, you have only gone and got the special one the sack, disgraceful stuff, utter shite, Klopp and Edwards OUT
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2138 on: December 18, 2018, 10:43:24 am »
I'm not saying our starting 11 is shite, but a guy comes in who hasn't played for nearly 2 years and you can hardly tell the difference  ::)
A telling quote as where we are as a club at the moment  >:(
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2139 on: December 18, 2018, 10:54:17 am »
36 shots against a mid table side and only scored 3.. Utter shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2140 on: December 18, 2018, 09:47:40 pm »
3 measly goals against the worst side in premier league history, nay the history of football.. Shite!

Allowing the Del Boy of cheap hoodies a goal too. Proper Shite!

Being the straw that broke the camels back and saw the end of Maureen. Pretty damn good actu... Err, I mean Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2141 on: December 18, 2018, 11:28:18 pm »
3 goals out of 36 chances. Pitiful! GK blunder. Bring back Karius!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2142 on: December 18, 2018, 11:46:39 pm »
Cant even score any own goal or two to make the tie closer...
...to save a man his job, his livelihood
...to save a team their special way of playing
...to save the keep alive the greatest show on earth, at the theatre of dreams.

Seriously.
We couldnt just make it 3-2 via a late own goal?

Or how about Xerdan "Scores at the wrong time" Shakiri just exercise some restraint, a modicum of wisdom? To NOT score the 3rd and just keep it at 2-1?

Too much to ask?
What a shitshow!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2143 on: December 22, 2018, 06:51:02 am »
Absolutely no chance to improve our league position by Christmas. Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2144 on: December 22, 2018, 06:52:19 am »
Until we get that first defeat under our belts which will show all the shortcomings we need to work on, we've got no chance of making an impact on this league. 
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2145 on: December 22, 2018, 10:43:54 am »
 Messi confirmed ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2146 on: December 22, 2018, 10:14:31 pm »
Typical! Outflanked again by United! Why cant we sack Klopp thereby guaranteeing at least 5 straight wins with the new manager bounce then we could re instate him for 5 more - Shite!
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2147 on: December 22, 2018, 10:17:19 pm »
I’ve got to endure the shite we serve up on MOD now!   Give me Burnley any day

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2148 on: December 22, 2018, 11:28:45 pm »
Shite. Missing Buvac still.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2149 on: December 23, 2018, 11:56:40 am »
They don't even play in blue. Just all round wank.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2150 on: December 24, 2018, 10:03:19 am »
Brendan Rodgers has won so many trophies since he left us. How much lower can we go? :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2151 on: December 24, 2018, 10:23:15 am »
This time last year we were splashing the cash on VVD, this year? Nothing, not even a rumour. Just screams of lack of ambition. Shite.

More draws than City & Spurs - we are afraid to lose, and play like it - Shite

Haven't scored 5 or more goals in single game - Shite attack

Alissons' hardly made a save - Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2152 on: December 24, 2018, 09:20:13 pm »
We have only won 4 (four) points from losing positions - that is not the form of champions, pfft.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2153 on: December 25, 2018, 12:36:14 am »
We haven’t beat a team who are above us in the table this season!  Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2154 on: December 26, 2018, 05:04:36 pm »
Shite again!!   Cannot match Spurs result

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2155 on: December 26, 2018, 05:05:20 pm »
only 6 points clear we are SHITE  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2156 on: December 26, 2018, 05:08:22 pm »
Scored less goals than Everton today. EVERTON! We are worse shite than the shite that is Everton. Disgraceful. :butt
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2157 on: December 26, 2018, 05:27:13 pm »
Bloody shite when you're only six points above fecking Spurs, of all clubs!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2158 on: December 26, 2018, 05:39:05 pm »
Bloody shite when you're only six points above fecking Spurs, of all clubs!
Well, what do you expect if we can't beat the goal difference of the Champions... Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2159 on: December 26, 2018, 06:44:39 pm »
Gave up -1 goal difference to the team in second today.... SHITE!!!!