Topic: Stevo7's Gävle Goat Watch, ft. 2023's Bird Watcher, Barneys Daughter

[tubby]

She's going down in the history books mate. One of the greatest human beings to have ever lived.

Can she cover left back for us for a month?

[Historical Fool]

I mean its being dismantled as normal so its not "destroyed".....

Birds ruined all our entertainment.

Fully agree …

[djphal]

Fully agree …

Maybe you could start an inquest

[John C]

2023 - Barney's Daughter - The Goat was destroyed by birds

Well done, amazing ending

[Historical Fool]

Maybe you could start an inquest

I bow to your authority as an independent and neutral arbiter, just do not agree with the final characterisation …

[djphal]

I bow to your authority as an independent and neutral arbiter, just do not agree with the final characterisation …

Due to the straw used to construct the goat containing higher than usual amounts of seed, the goat was severely damaged by flocks of jackdaws foraging for food. Sveriges Radio described its condition in January as "sargade", meaning lacerated or destroyed.

[Barneylfc∗]

Due to the straw used to construct the goat containing higher than usual amounts of seed, the goat was severely damaged by flocks of jackdaws foraging for food. Sveriges Radio described its condition in January as "sargade", meaning lacerated or destroyed.

Can't believe people are trying to steal victory from a 6 year old girl. Almost as pathetic as those that want Gavin to survive every year.

[djphal]

Can't believe people are trying to steal victory from a 6 year old girl. Almost as pathetic as those that want Gavin to survive every year.

Terrible isn't it!

Although deep down, everyone wants Gavin to survive

[Historical Fool]

Can't believe people are trying to steal victory from a 6 year old girl. Almost as pathetic as those that want Gavin to survive every year.

This may come as a surprise to you, but the gavle goat thread is a bit of craic and nothing more …

[Barneylfc∗]

This may come as a surprise to you, but the gavle goat thread is a bit of craic and nothing more …

You're a very strange person. Are you ok?

[Rhi]

Bagsy the "eaten by rats" option next year.

[CraigDS]

Bagsy the "eaten by rats" option next year.

I mean it adds a whole new way to destroy it. Off to Gävle next year with a load of bird seed.

[PaulF]

I see your bird seed and raise you infiltrating the place where they get the straw and marinating it in something highly flammable.

[Nobby Reserve]

Still say drones are the way to destroy it.

One carrying a bucket of petrol, another following with a lit match.

[Dr. Beaker]

Still say drones are the way to destroy it.

One carrying a bucket of petrol, another following with a lit match.

Twitchers wouldn't be amused.

[Nobby Reserve]

Twitchers wouldn't be amused.

Disguise the drones as lapwings or something.

[So… Howard Philips]

The English version of the goat has been immolated to the accompaniment of a squadron of Morris Dancers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-67969675

[PaulF]

Morris dancers freak me out.

[So… Howard Philips]

Morris dancers freak me out.

Bit like clowns but with bells on ribbons and hitting each other with sticks. Shudder.

[Nobby Reserve]

The English version of the goat has been immolated to the accompaniment of a squadron of Morris Dancers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-67969675

Is that Gene Simmons on the left? He's not ageing well.

[PaulF]

Is that Gene Simmons on the left? He's not ageing well.

Thanks for the nightmares.