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2021 Who is the best

Ally McCoist
Pat Nevin
Liam Rosenior
Andres Cantor
Lutalo Muhammad
Barry Davies
Nasser Hussain
Michael Johnson
Gaby Logan
Natalie Sawyer
Andy Brasswell
Orla Chennaoui
Arlo White
Hazel Irvine
Ebony Rainford-Brent
Isa Guha
Clare Balding
Chris Hoy
Becky Adlington
Beth Tweddle
Katherine Grainger
Richie Woodhall
Kelly Cates
Alan Shearer
Gary Lineker
Gary Neville
Jamie Carragher
Graeme Souness
Martin Tyler
John Champion
Clive Tyldesley
Jim Beglin
Ian Darke
Seb Hutchinson
Karen Carney
Alan Parry
David Coulthard
Mark Webber
Ian Wright-late option

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Martin Tyler has become insufferable with how slow he is to get a sentence out these days. It was always a problem but my God it's cringeworthy now.

"It's Liverpool, who..............................have.................................yet to concede........................from a corner...............this season"

Why take five seconds to say something when you can string it out for 25!

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Martin Tyler has become insufferable with how slow he is to get a sentence out these days. It was always a problem but my God it's cringeworthy now.

"It's Liverpool, who..............................have.................................yet to concede........................from a corner...............this season"

Why take five seconds to say something when you can string it out for 25!

And its LIIIIIVE
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And you've loved him ever Sindstadt day

Oooh that’s good!

Gerald put the sun into Sinstadt, that’s all I’ll say.

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Yes Gerald Chinstrap and Everton Welsby were stables of the Granada sports coverage, I cant actually remember if they were shit or not.

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Oooh that’s good!

Gerald put the sun into Sinstadt, that’s all I’ll say.
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And the sin

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Sam Matterface on talksport is a shit commentator with that annoying habit of trying to purposely pronounce players names with some kind of weird accentuation.

'Mo Salar'
'Alley son'
'Aiden Azar'
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Martin Tyler has become insufferable with how slow he is to get a sentence out these days. It was always a problem but my God it's cringeworthy now.

"It's Liverpool, who..............................have.................................yet to concede........................from a corner...............this season"

Why take five seconds to say something when you can string it out for 25!
He sounded like a steamroller had ran over his dog when Keith scored against Southampton ffs.

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https://twitter.com/Vinlad84/status/1120283585964122113

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Chris Sutton, utter bell end. Has never said anything sensible. Says things purely to wind someone else up.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 04:44:39 pm by Paul JH »
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And you've loved him ever Sindstadt day

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Andy Goldstein is getting more and more unbearable. He harps on and on about how he hopes we don't win the league and how long its been even when the subject has nothing to do with us, while insisting Solskjaer is the right man for Man Utd, at least we agree on that mind you

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Andy Goldstein is getting more and more unbearable. He harps on and on about how he hopes we don't win the league and how long its been even when the subject has nothing to do with us, while insisting Solskjaer is the right man for Man Utd, at least we agree on that mind you

Talkshite is owned by News Corp I think isn't it - A good reason to stop listening aside from them being bell ends
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Talkshite is owned by News Corp I think isn't it - A good reason to stop listening aside from them being bell ends

Yep Colin Murray was a presenter on there, but left after they got taken over by them, simply because of a certain rag that'll be associated with them.

Don't know why those listen to Talkshite in the first place if your getting so wound up by them, i've only listened to them once, a few years ago when Richard Keys & Andy Gray show had a week long Hillsborough special, which was worth listening to.
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Martin Tyler was yet again a disgrace tonight - trying to constantly make a story of us being nervy or being poor and sounded as if someone had just ran over his cat every time we scored.

An absolute embarrassment and shouldn't be anywhere near Anfield ever again. But it's no surprise as he's been like this for years now.
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Martin Tyler has become insufferable with how slow he is to get a sentence out these days. It was always a problem but my God it's cringeworthy now.

"It's Liverpool, who..............................have.................................yet to concede........................from a corner...............this season"

Why take five seconds to say something when you can string it out for 25!

Clearly he's hoping to drag it into a but they have now kind of line.

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Martin Tyler was yet again a disgrace tonight - trying to constantly make a story of us being nervy or being poor and sounded as if someone had just ran over his cat every time we scored.

An absolute embarrassment and shouldn't be anywhere near Anfield ever again. But it's no surprise as he's been like this for years now.

After the Everton game, (paraphrasing) “silly German twat, fancy blaming the wind. It’s England, get used it. What kind of silly tosser complains about the wind in the north of England?”

Seemingly every fucking game since then “Bloody hell, it’s fucking windy up here.”

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Neville say Huddersfield were the better team after 20mins ? Fairly sure he did .

As for his comments on our third goal , a pass u should never make and a run u should never make ..............very strange man
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After the Everton game, (paraphrasing) “silly German twat, fancy blaming the wind. It’s England, get used it. What kind of silly tosser complains about the wind in the north of England?”

Seemingly every fucking game since then “Bloody hell, it’s fucking windy up here.”
It's unreal. Klopp legit says the wind affects a footy game and gets laughed at and derided and then when these useless c*nts actually see windy conditions, they mention it every 2 seconds!
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Neville and Tyler are hilarious.

3-0 at HT flattered us apparently.
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And you've loved him ever Sindstadt day

...was that the day we had a party?

How did it go?
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Huddersfield had a decent spell after the first goal (!) for about 15 minutes in fairness.

Not really bothered by them although amused by Neville in that even when giving the impression of praising us he was always looking for an angle for a dig like making out Salah and Mané are turning into Sheringham and Cole.

Would have been quite funny had we got a penalty in the last few minutes to see who would have taken it though.

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Neville say Huddersfield were the better team after 20mins ? Fairly sure he did .

As for his comments on our third goal , a pass u should never make and a run u should never make ..............very strange man

He also said ‘we’ when referring to man city winning on wednesday!

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After the Everton game, (paraphrasing) “silly German twat, fancy blaming the wind. It’s England, get used it. What kind of silly tosser complains about the wind in the north of England?”

Seemingly every fucking game since then “Bloody hell, it’s fucking windy up here.”

He's a tit alright. The wee after that he was doing the Utd game, cant remember who was taking the hand out of them, Rashford missed a sitter but "you have to make allowances for him because of the wind".

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Martin Tyler should retire, doesn't matter who it is, anyone scores against Man Utd you can hear a pin drop, as soon as United score, he's creaming himself ad nauseum, oh and it's LIIIIIVE.  :no
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Martin Tyler should retire, doesn't matter who it is, anyone scores against Man Utd you can hear a pin drop, as soon as United score, he's creaming himself ad nauseum, oh and it's LIIIIIVE.  :no

Luckily enough Utd don't score that often  ;)

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Jason Mohammad being a c*nt on 606 as usual.

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Watched NBCSN and Le Saux n Dixon weren't too bad,much better than listening to Tyler and Carra.
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Martin Tyler, utter bellend
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State of Tim Sherwood on the debate last night. Talk about a Spurs cheerleader. Basically trying to insinuate that our season will be a failure if we don't win the final.

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State of Tim Sherwood on the debate last night. Talk about a Spurs cheerleader. Basically trying to insinuate that our season will be a failure if we don't win the final.

Did he say the same for Spurs if they don't win anything?
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Clinton Morrison. I've eaten more intelligent sandwiches.

I find him pretty entertaining. He's not there for deep analytics of a match. He seems like a really fun guy to be around, I always enjoy when he's on 5Live.

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State of Tim Sherwood on the debate last night. Talk about a Spurs cheerleader. Basically trying to insinuate that our season will be a failure if we don't win the final.
He's as thick as pigshit.
We'll decide what success is Tim. There'll be plenty of shit thick talking heads trying to ramp up pressure. Ignore them.


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Jermaine Jenas just said Harry Maguire is a better player than Mathias De Ligt.  :lmao

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I find him pretty entertaining. He's not there for deep analytics of a match. He seems like a really fun guy to be around, I always enjoy when he's on 5Live.

I don't mind Clinton Morrison. Yes he's thick (like a lot of ex-pros), but atleast he doesn't seem to have an agenda or axe to grind and to me those are the worst kind of pundits.
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I don't mind Clinton Morrison. Yes he's thick (like a lot of ex-pros), but atleast he doesn't seem to have an agenda or axe to grind and to me those are the worst kind of pundits.

And that is why Danny Mills should always win polls like this.

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And that is why Danny Mills should always win polls like this.

Absolutely, hands down he's the winner.
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Jermaine Jenas just said Harry Maguire is a better player than Mathias De Ligt.  :lmao

Why’s that funny, he’s right

If I was a club like United or City I’d be chucking world record fees around for Harry Maguire. Any club would be lucky to have him. Except us, definitely not us.
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Garth Crooks - Salah has been out of form this season, so Mane has saved us. Oh, and Virgil will leave if we don't win the CL.

He's either incredibly thick, or a massive wind-up merchant. Or, more likely, both.

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Garth Crooks - Salah has been out of form this season, so Mane has saved us. Oh, and Virgil will leave if we don't win the CL.

He's either incredibly thick, or a massive wind-up merchant. Or, more likely, both.

Love the way under his comments for both he mentioned that winning the final was by no means guaranteed. Don’t think he mentioned the team we’re playing in it but I wonder if he’s connected to them somehow. :D

He’s a harmless idiot though. Everyone laughs at him. Rather him than the more bitter ones.