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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2011, 08:16:57 pm »
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #122 on: May 21, 2011, 08:25:15 pm »
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #123 on: May 21, 2011, 08:43:15 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #124 on: May 21, 2011, 08:48:38 pm »
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    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #125 on: May 21, 2011, 09:06:30 pm »
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #126 on: May 21, 2011, 09:10:46 pm »
Massive whooshes to all those who, despite three clear references, failed to spot the American Psycho quote.
That explains it..never read the book or seen the book though so I can just claim ignorance rather than stupidity :)
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #127 on: May 21, 2011, 09:14:46 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #128 on: May 21, 2011, 09:15:48 pm »
... and lets not forget that Patrick Bateman was a very high powered, attractive and successful man. Creaming oneself in the face, albeit under the instruction of a woman, can reap some very satisfactory job opportunities.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #129 on: May 21, 2011, 09:25:07 pm »
Massive whooshes to all those who, despite three clear references, failed to spot the American Psycho quote.

I hang my head in shame, I have seen it, I own it :(

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #131 on: May 21, 2011, 10:45:42 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #132 on: May 21, 2011, 11:01:03 pm »
More of a beige or fawn man meself.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #134 on: May 22, 2011, 01:37:22 am »


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #135 on: May 22, 2011, 03:23:18 am »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #136 on: May 22, 2011, 09:02:51 am »
Careful you don't get any cream in your hair, I've heard it's a nightmare to get out.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #137 on: May 22, 2011, 09:15:36 am »
Ahhh sod off you lot. Im trying to behave for now and you are not helping me out :)
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #138 on: May 22, 2011, 11:59:29 am »
You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #139 on: May 22, 2011, 06:10:49 pm »
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

yeah but how often do you cream yourself?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #140 on: May 22, 2011, 07:48:52 pm »
Cheers mate i apprecite the support.Well i am done with this thread now.I tried my best to get a good discussion about creams going but instead it turned into a smart arse wanking thread.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #141 on: May 22, 2011, 08:11:42 pm »
I have this friend who tells me most creamers are prostitutes at heart. Don't know where he got that though.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #142 on: May 22, 2011, 08:14:21 pm »
TheDpoLenz asking the big question:


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #143 on: May 22, 2011, 08:17:39 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #144 on: May 22, 2011, 08:22:09 pm »
Or could be this guy:


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #145 on: May 22, 2011, 08:37:12 pm »
TheDpoLenz after some major creamage.....

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #146 on: May 22, 2011, 09:09:45 pm »

Cheers mate i apprecite the support.Well i am done with this thread now.I tried my best to get a good discussion about creams going but instead it turned into a smart arse wanking thread.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #147 on: May 22, 2011, 09:09:49 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #148 on: May 22, 2011, 09:10:39 pm »
TheDpoLenz after some major creamage.....
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #150 on: May 23, 2011, 01:50:38 am »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #151 on: May 23, 2011, 02:14:33 am »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #152 on: May 23, 2011, 04:26:47 am »
Not another one of these 'mens creams and moisturizer' threads. ? .
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« Reply #153 on: May 23, 2011, 04:54:14 am »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #154 on: May 23, 2011, 08:34:32 am »
Incase some of you are wondering what retin a is  http://surrealhealth.blogspot.com/2007/09/miracle-wrinkle-cream-retin.html
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not sure why i even use it because i dont have wrinkles but what the harm

I'm sure you don't have wrinkles if you use creams 4 times a week. Not sure why you'd be bothered though unless you're a flasher.
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« Reply #155 on: May 23, 2011, 09:11:13 am »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #157 on: May 23, 2011, 02:58:36 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #158 on: May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm »
This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #159 on: May 23, 2011, 04:24:50 pm »
This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.


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