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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29360 on: June 16, 2023, 04:25:58 pm »
English isn't your first language right. When we talk about 'going on like a broken record ' we should probably say scratched. I think you are old enough to recall vinyl records when scratches would make the needle jump and the same segment would be repeated endlessly. Anyway, harry is saying England's ability to fall short in senior men's tournaments is something commentatirs go on about endlessly. Hence the broken record.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29361 on: June 16, 2023, 04:56:43 pm »
What a fucking weirdo. Kane, not Ghost Town. Well, actually…

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29362 on: June 16, 2023, 05:06:03 pm »
What a fucking weirdo. Kane, not Ghost Town. Well, actually…
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29363 on: June 16, 2023, 05:47:29 pm »
Had to laugh at this  ;D
Harry Kane gave his England team-mates broken records.


https://twitter.com/HKane/status/1669223488966602753?s=20

I’m sure Hendo and Trent will find a spot for that somewhere amongst their medals and mementos from winning actual trophies  ;D
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29364 on: June 16, 2023, 11:09:09 pm »
Posting about Spurs as I have nothing to say at all and well that's Spurs

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29365 on: June 27, 2023, 04:41:16 pm »
Bayern bidding for Kane.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29366 on: June 27, 2023, 06:35:41 pm »
Why would Kane leave England? He'd never get another penalty again.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29367 on: June 28, 2023, 10:36:43 am »
I have always wondered by more English players don’t go abroad

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29368 on: July 5, 2023, 06:51:59 pm »
Spurs have offered Kane a huge new contract apparently. I know he doesn't seem like the brightest spark but there's absolutely no fucking way he'd be that thick to leave the rest of his career in the hands of a desperate Daniel Levy is there?

Given how no clubs want to deal with Levy, I'm surprised anyone goes there. If you become half decent you have no escape route. Us, United, City, Arsenal and Chelsea have all shown a willingness to let players leave if they really want to go as long as we get a fair price. Levy gets a hard on and edges himself through months of tedious negotiations to the point clubs just give up.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29369 on: July 5, 2023, 07:10:26 pm »
Had to laugh at this  ;D
Harry Kane gave his England team-mates broken records.


https://twitter.com/HKane/status/1669223488966602753?s=20

I’m sure Hendo and Trent will find a spot for that somewhere amongst their medals and mementos from winning actual trophies  ;D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29370 on: July 9, 2023, 09:57:03 pm »
Bayern bidding for Kane again apparently - I just posted this in the transfer thread:

Don’t think spurs will sell, which is a mistake.  They’re thinking they keep him, and they can get into champions league, and he may even re-sign after that.  In reality, they will be nowhere near top 4, Kane will then leave on a free, and they’ll have no money to rebuild - they’ll be completely fucked  ;D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29371 on: July 9, 2023, 11:33:20 pm »
If they are smart, they will sell, and spend the money on a couple of talented players. Unfortunately for them, their recruitment team is awful these days ...

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29372 on: July 11, 2023, 10:56:22 am »
Apparently Kane is going to make an appearance on the Hot Ones youtube show. The host Sean Evans is usually very good at getting a tune out of his guests, but he's going to struggle with this one.

He made a very awkward appearance on Jimmy Fallon last year too, not sure how Kane's making a celebrity of himself in America. He's an extremely dull man.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29373 on: July 11, 2023, 11:03:37 am »
Apparently Kane is going to make an appearance on the Hot Ones youtube show. The host Sean Evans is usually very good at getting a tune out of his guests, but he's going to struggle with this one.

He made a very awkward appearance on Jimmy Fallon last year too, not sure how Kane's making a celebrity of himself in America. He's an extremely dull man.

Kane eating spicy food is a recipe for disaster. He's going to fucking flood the place.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29374 on: July 18, 2023, 11:05:20 am »
If anyone bored out of their minds, this lot are playing west ham now on streams.

They say in an hour but it's actually on now

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29375 on: July 18, 2023, 11:32:54 am »
20 mins in 2-0 west ham :D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29376 on: July 18, 2023, 11:38:16 am »
Pointless changing this thread title I guess.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29377 on: July 18, 2023, 11:41:30 am »
Spurs’ team is way stronger on paper too. West Ham must be missing some because they have a very weak squad out there.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29378 on: July 18, 2023, 12:28:47 pm »
Commentator on Richarlison...

"thought it was a goal there as he's so lethal"

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29380 on: July 25, 2023, 11:50:57 pm »
Seems their owner Joe Lewis has been indicted in the USA over insider trading scheme

Edit- damn beaten to it

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29381 on: July 25, 2023, 11:52:51 pm »
Seems their owner Joe Lewis has been indicted in the USA over insider trading scheme

Edit- damn beaten to it

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29382 on: July 26, 2023, 08:13:01 am »
Now dealing with the Russians.

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Sánchez offer raises Premier League unease over business with Russian clubs
> Spartak Moscow bid for Tottenham defender accepted
> Spurs’ willingness to trade with Spartak raises eyebrows

The Premier League would strongly discourage its clubs from conducting business with their Russian counterparts, the Guardian understands, as it emerged that Tottenham had agreed to sell Davinson Sánchez to Spartak Moscow for €12m plus add-ons.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jul/25/premier-league-russia-football-tottenham-davinson-sanchez
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29383 on: July 26, 2023, 08:59:50 am »
Newcastle fans all over Twitter calling this "karma" because he had the audacity to complain about their owners.

Because financial irregularity and executing people are obviously the same thing.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29384 on: July 26, 2023, 10:26:02 am »
Now dealing with the Russians.


Sanchez will likely reject it, but not a great look for them. Also I forgot they paid £42m for him

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29385 on: July 26, 2023, 01:04:44 pm »
Currently losing to a team called Lion City Sailors. Might as well give up football really

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29386 on: July 26, 2023, 01:07:04 pm »
Currently losing to a team called Lion City Sailors. Might as well give up football really
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29387 on: July 26, 2023, 01:10:31 pm »
Alright Mate, no need to Tar them all with the same brush. That would be Petty, not that I'm a Blower of my own Horn or anything. Easy!

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29388 on: July 26, 2023, 01:12:12 pm »
Alright Mate, no need to Tar them all with the same brush. That would be Petty, not that I'm a Blower of my own Horn or anything. Easy!

You have no pride, do you? ;)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29389 on: July 26, 2023, 03:44:37 pm »
Tiger Cup champions, we'll never sing that.  ;D


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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29390 on: July 26, 2023, 03:47:13 pm »
Tiger Cup champions, we'll never sing that.  ;D



Perfect time for Kane to leave, hes finally won something.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29391 on: July 26, 2023, 03:48:19 pm »
Respect the Audi Cup mate.   :no

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29392 on: July 27, 2023, 08:06:03 am »
Tiger Cup champions, we'll never sing that.  ;D



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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29393 on: July 27, 2023, 08:29:23 am »
Get the feather duster out.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29394 on: July 27, 2023, 01:33:39 pm »


A massive cock







is the symbol of Spurs
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29395 on: July 30, 2023, 10:15:39 pm »
And Kane appears to be wearing a sparkly dress with tit written across the chest.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29396 on: July 31, 2023, 12:21:30 pm »