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FAO Killer__Heels
« on: August 28, 2010, 10:20:43 pm »
Pretty sure you just walked into Babel on Northcote Road Clapham. If you didn't your twin just did. Come say hi. Or ignore this stalking weirdo. The choice is yours. Maybe you won't read this till tomorrow...my excuse for posting this however is that I am smoking. And that I am drunk.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 10:21:47 pm »
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

That Babel is a fucking bar and a half that, if only I was still there - I'm only a 15 minute walk away.

SLIP HER A DIDGE.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 10:21:47 pm »
:lmao
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 10:21:50 pm »
Odd, Odd stalker fella! haha

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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 10:23:01 pm »
Hahaha, go over to her and say hello you weirdo
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2010, 10:23:33 pm »
Also I love the hope that she might just check RAWK while in a bar.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2010, 10:23:54 pm »
I'm just waiting on his next post

Begging the mods to delete this hahaha
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2010, 10:24:11 pm »
I think the mods might immortalise this.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2010, 10:24:24 pm »
Quote from: SMD on August 28, 2010, 10:23:33 pm
Also I love the hope that she might just check RAWK while in a bar.

They might hit it odd and live happily ever after!!
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 10:24:36 pm »
Quote from: SMD on August 28, 2010, 10:23:33 pm
Also I love the hope that she might just check RAWK while in a bar.

rock and roll.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2010, 10:25:41 pm »
Quote from: rednich85 on August 28, 2010, 10:24:24 pm
They might hit it odd and live happily ever after!!

I can't wait for the fallout.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2010, 10:25:53 pm »
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2010, 10:26:10 pm »
James just go up to the girl and say Killer Heels? Either its her or its a good opening line.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2010, 10:26:31 pm »
:lmao
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2010, 10:28:22 pm »
Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on August 28, 2010, 10:23:01 pm
Hahaha, go over to her and say hello you weirdo

Yup.

Or just shout her name and then look at your mate as if they said it. Freak.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2010, 10:28:43 pm »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 28, 2010, 10:20:43 pm
Pretty sure you just walked into Babel on Northcote Road Clapham. If you didn't your twin just did. Come say hi. Or ignore this stalking weirdo. The choice is yours. Maybe you won't read this till tomorrow...my excuse for posting this however is that I am smoking. And that I am drunk.
Come say hi ? are you wearing a RAWK name badge
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2010, 10:30:20 pm »
hahaha
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2010, 10:30:51 pm »
Plucking up the courage. My cricket mates who I'm drinking with think  I'm odd, let alone what she will think :(
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2010, 10:31:31 pm »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 28, 2010, 10:30:51 pm
Plucking up the courage. My cricket mates who I'm drinking with think  I'm odd, let alone what she will think :(

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2010, 10:31:47 pm »
She's got a fella, you know.

I want to go out now and get a nosh off a female RAWKite in a random bar.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2010, 10:31:48 pm »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 28, 2010, 10:30:51 pm
Plucking up the courage. My cricket mates who I'm drinking with think  I'm odd, let alone what she will think :(

go for it. we are all awaiting updates. its a slow saturday night.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2010, 10:32:55 pm »
Quote from: kieranbaillie on August 28, 2010, 10:31:48 pm
go for it. we are all awaiting updates. its a slow saturday night.

Too right. The calm before the storm tomorrow.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2010, 10:33:00 pm »
L6 don't break don't break don't break my heart
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2010, 10:33:42 pm »
Hahaha. If it was me I'd do it but there's no way I'd recognise her.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2010, 10:34:43 pm »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 28, 2010, 10:30:51 pm
Plucking up the courage. My cricket mates who I'm drinking with think  I'm odd, let alone what she will think :(



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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2010, 10:36:08 pm »
Quote from: Juan Loco on August 28, 2010, 10:28:22 pm
Yup.

Or just shout her name and then look at your mate as if they said it. Freak.
Hahaha can just picture him shouting Killer Heels then realising he was in a Blue Oyster type Bar.....

Gang of 6 foot+ blokes in dresses turning round and saying 'thanks mate. theyre Jimmy choos...love the shirt.mines a Guiness'
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2010, 10:36:52 pm »
Quote from: L6 Red on August 28, 2010, 10:31:47 pm
She's got a fella, you know.

I want to go out now and get a nosh off a female RAWKite in a random bar.

Jeff's going on tour soon...
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2010, 10:36:59 pm »
Nothing wrong with a friendly chat. Funny that you posted this on rawk though.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2010, 10:39:16 pm »
Hasn't she got a real name? If he goes over there and it's not her whoever it is is going to think the poor blokes got an uncontrollable foot fetish.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2010, 10:39:20 pm »
go 'ed do it.

'Are you killer underscore heels from RAWK?'
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2010, 10:42:31 pm »
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2010, 10:43:54 pm »
Quote from: dannymc on August 28, 2010, 10:39:20 pm
go 'ed do it.

'Are you killer underscore heels from RAWK?'

Says you. Outside the Supporters' on the opening day last season, "alright mate are you that L6 Red?" ;D

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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2010, 10:44:50 pm »
DO IT!!!
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2010, 10:45:18 pm »
the fact its gone quiet can surely be taken as a good sign??
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2010, 10:45:44 pm »
How does he know it's her? Has she got Killer Heel's on?
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2010, 10:46:04 pm »
Can't wait for the next episode.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2010, 10:47:43 pm »
Reminds me of spotting Sarge in a pub a few months back.
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2010, 10:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Tom Hicks' Lovechild on August 28, 2010, 10:47:43 pm
Reminds me of spotting Sarge in a pub a few months back.

You mean he exists? He isn't Raul's Tyler Durden?
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2010, 10:48:49 pm »
thought killer heels was a bloke pretending to be a chick?
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Re: FAO Killer__Heels
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2010, 10:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Tom Hicks' Lovechild on August 28, 2010, 10:47:43 pm
Reminds me of spotting Sarge in a pub a few months back.

He caught your eye?
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