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[Dim Glas]

aye, but fat lot of good thats doing them

[Crosby Nick]

Tony Hibbert's not even far off being on that list.

He's still got the record European appearance holder to his name and that won't be changing anytime soon!

[Crosby Nick]

Who wasn't a striker.

Plus no one's laughing at Lukaku's record.  It's very decent and he's a good quality Premier League striker.  It's the rest if rhe list and the lack of numbers that's hilarious.

For comparison our top 6 is:

Fowler 128
Gerrard 120
Owen 118
Suarez 69
Torres 65
Kuyt 61

[Brian Blessed]

Plus no one's laughing at Lukaku's record.  It's very decent and he's a good quality Premier League striker.  It's the rest if rhe list and the lack of numbers that's hilarious.

For comparison our top 6 is:

Fowler 128
Gerrard 120
Owen 118
Suarez 69
Torres 65
Kuyt 61

Their top six have 299 goals. Our top three have 366.

[Lycan]

Tony Bellew stands in front of a "Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual" banner proud as punch and claims he didn't see it there. 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/tony-bellew-disgusted-claims-homophobic-9977934

[4pool]

Tony Bellew stands in front of a "Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual" banner proud as punch and claims it wasn't there. 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/tony-bellew-disgusted-claims-homophobic-9977934

Must have went to school with Wayne " I saw the stamp" Rooney.

[FiSh77]

Tony Bellew stands in front of a "Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual" banner proud as punch and claims it wasn't there. 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/tony-bellew-disgusted-claims-homophobic-9977934

love a website address on their banners them lot

[ggcc14]

61 in 130 games is nothing to be sneezed at, especially compared to Big Dunc taking 239 games to get his sixty. True, the goals per game isn't quite as good as Owen (118 in 216), Fowler (120 in 236), Suarez (69 in 110) or Torres (65 in 102), but it beats the shit out of Gerrard (120 in 504).

What on earth are you talking about.. Obviously Lukaku's record is the only good one on there. Why are you comparing a centre midfielder to their list? he'd be sitting at the top of that list comfortably too had he had the misfortunate to have played for that shite...

[FiSh77]

What on earth are you talking about.. Obviously Lukaku's record is the only good one on there. Why are you comparing a centre midfielder to their list? he'd be sitting at the top of that list comfortably too had he had the misfortunate to have played for that shite...

he'd not have stayed there long enough to get anywhere near the top of the list, as soon as their mates from down the east lancs came calling they'd have bent over and sold him for 50p + darron gibson

[EstonianRed]

Dont want to even get into the Bellend and flag thing...

Football wise - they gloat and gloat how they have the best team in the league ( like they always do after a few wins), and then they go on and put such a league 2 performance against Spurs. Everyone who saw the first half know that 4-0 to Spurs would have only been a fair result...

They just are fucking shit.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Plus no one's laughing at Lukaku's record.  It's very decent and he's a good quality Premier League striker.  It's the rest if rhe list and the lack of numbers that's hilarious.

For comparison our top 6 is:

Fowler 128
Gerrard 120
Owen 118
Suarez 69
Torres 65
Kuyt 61

The problem is that no Everton fan would accept that our top 6 are better players than their top 6. Remember that this is the fan base that think Jelavic is better than Suarez and that none of our current first team would make their bench.

[El Lobo]

What on earth are you talking about.. Obviously Lukaku's record is the only good one on there. Why are you comparing a centre midfielder to their list? he'd be sitting at the top of that list comfortably too had he had the misfortunate to have played for that shite...

I think that was the joke, no? He was comparing their best PL striker with ours, who he pales in comparison, but was close to a midfielder.

[DivisiveNewSigning]

I think that was the joke, no? He was comparing their best PL striker with ours, who he pales in comparison, but was close to a midfielder.

Not sure it was a joke.

The fact that Gerrard's goal-scoring record is in the same conversation is testament to how many he bagged. And how many damn important ones he scored too.

[Brian Blessed]

I think that was the joke, no? He was comparing their best PL striker with ours, who he pales in comparison, but was close to a midfielder.

You would be correct.

I suppose I should have added smiley faces.

[Adz LFC]

Such a shit club

[Farman]

“My younger brother is homosexual and he’s getting married in the next six months - so I just want to put people straight on that."

Great choice of words there mate, you fat fuck.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

“My younger brother is homosexual and he’s getting married in the next six months - so I just want to put people straight on that."

Great choice of words there mate, you fat fuck.

his dad is a red too

[Hazell]

Imagine the shame of having Duncan Ferguson as no your 1. in anything.

[FiSh77]

Imagine the shame of having Duncan Ferguson as no your 1. in anything.

I've got him as number one in my list of drunken thugs who've been declared bankrupt, no shame here

[Tesco tearaway]

“My younger brother is homosexual and he’s getting married in the next six months - so I just want to put people straight on that."

Great choice of words there mate, you fat fuck.

Boxer Tony Bellew has been left “shocked and disgusted” after being pictured in front of a homophobic flag.
The snap, which is circulating online, shows cruiserweight world champion Bellew beside an Everton flag which states: “Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual.”
“I had no idea that flag was there,” the Toffees fan told the Mirror."

Like fuck he didn't know 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Where's Lukaku gonna be next year then folks?, there's no way he's staying with that shower is he?

[ABZ Rover]

Such a shit club

Some real fukin yard dogs on there.

[Buck Pete]

Lukaku's new contract

100k per week but an exit clause if a top club wants to buy him

err ok. Good luck keeping him you daft blue shites.

[Crosby Nick]

Assuming he'd only move to sides above him...I couldn't see us or Arsenal wanting him, not City either. Chelsea or United more likely but both have strikers they'd pick over him in the short term.

He'll probably stay another year won't he?

[Ziltoid]

Surely he'll stick around just to play in the 60,000 stadium they're building

[cissesbeard]

Where's Lukaku gonna be next year then folks?, there's no way he's staying with that shower is he?

course hes staying, 5 year contract don't you know. moshi means business, everton are on the up!

joking aside it is good news for them - hes their best player so deserves it but like with all big contracts part of the reason is just making sure they get a good fee when he goes. they still need to replace half their first team so wont be breaking in to top 4 anytime soon.
can't see mourinho buying him, Chelsea maybe but don't see any other prem team paying what everton would want. Madrid, barca, Bayern - can't see them going for him. Juve, PSG, Atletico, Dortmund if they sell aubameyang, maybe

[Buck Pete]

Assuming he'd only move to sides above him...I couldn't see us or Arsenal wanting him, not City either. Chelsea or United more likely but both have strikers they'd pick over him in the short term.

He'll probably stay another year won't he?

If top clubs were limited to the Premier League I would agree with you.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

I reckon Costa leaves Chelsea this summer and they bring Lukaku back.

[cissesbeard]

I reckon Costa leaves Chelsea this summer and they bring Lukaku back.

how much do you think the fee would be?
£60m?

[Son of Spion]

Boxer Tony Bellew has been left “shocked and disgusted” after being pictured in front of a homophobic flag.
The snap, which is circulating online, shows cruiserweight world champion Bellew beside an Everton flag which states: “Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual.”
“I had no idea that flag was there,” the Toffees fan told the Mirror."

Like fuck he didn't know 

Yep, of course the idiot knew full well it was there and what it says. It's an insult to the intelligence for him to pretend otherwise.
No idea which pub that rag hangs up in, but you can bet your life every Bitter that's ever been in there has had a little snigger at it.  He knew full well it was there. He's just embarrassed now as it's been made public and he's been outed as the prick he really is.

It's good that a wider audience are finally getting to see just what a bunch of small-minded, smalltime whoppers their fanbase is made up of, though. I mean who goes to all that trouble and expense to make a banner representing your club then hanging it on a pub wall ... and have it about a player from a different club than your own?    Weirdos!!

[liversaint]

how much do you think the fee would be?
£60m?

Be at least £80m, he's worth more than Suarez don'tcha know

[Crosby Nick]

If top clubs were limited to the Premier League I would agree with you.

I should have qualified that, Sarcy Peter!  Reckon European clubs would want him?

[Hazell]

I've got him as number one in my list of drunken thugs who've been declared bankrupt, no shame here

Ok, I'll let you off

[Fitzy.]

From GOT - favourite thing about the Barca comeback is that it's already got people talking about Istanbul. The Ev's response within minutes

"Hello any rawk lurkers ....Istanbul? Greatest comeback ever Don't think so you cheating diving scum....."

[Samie]

Erm I presume he's seen this Barcelona team right? one of the worst divers/moaners you'll ever see. 

[disgraced cake]

From GOT - favourite thing about the Barca comeback is that it's already got people talking about Istanbul. The Ev's response within minutes

"Hello any rawk lurkers ....Istanbul? Greatest comeback ever Don't think so you cheating diving scum....."

Another famous night for our brothers from across the park. I can only imagine the scenes on County Road when Roberto knocked that one home.

[sirKennyDaggers]

From GOT - favourite thing about the Barca comeback is that it's already got people talking about Istanbul. The Ev's response within minutes

"Hello any rawk lurkers ....Istanbul? Greatest comeback ever Don't think so you cheating diving scum....."

Bitterness at its best,god bless 'em.

[Butcher Knife Roberto]

From GOT - favourite thing about the Barca comeback is that it's already got people talking about Istanbul. The Ev's response within minutes

"Hello any rawk lurkers ....Istanbul? Greatest comeback ever Don't think so you cheating diving scum....."

Makes me roar with laughter how absolutely obsessed with us they are. You'd think they had nothing better to do with their time.

[Son of Spion]

From GOT - favourite thing about the Barca comeback is that it's already got people talking about Istanbul. The Ev's response within minutes

"Hello any rawk lurkers ....Istanbul? Greatest comeback ever Don't think so you cheating diving scum....."

 

Don't you just love the Bitters.
They watch a match between two foreign teams in a competition Everton have never competed in. It's a great match with plenty to talk about afterwards, but their first thought is.... Liverpool. 
I absolutely love it that we dominate their every waking moment, and no doubt their dreams and nightmares too. 


EDIT: Cheating? Diving? They clearly didn't actually watch the Barca v PSG game they are commenting on, because there was plenty of both going on in that. Perhaps blue-tinted specs don't pick these things up unless it's a Liverpool player doing it?

[Lycan]

Love how much we get under their skin.