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It is nearly four months since Manchester United lost 4-0 at Everton through a performance Ole Gunnar Solskjær could only describe as “so bad I can’t describe it” and which Paul Pogba, a man well placed to judge, condemned as “disrespectful” of the club. Both agreed the best thing about the experience was that it gave United an excellent opportunity to prove their enduring class by bouncing back in style. They have not gone so far as to win a match since then, but they did hold Huddersfield to a draw in May and, after Cardiff inflicted another setback on the last day of the season, they went unbeaten throughout the Women’s World Cup, the Epsom Derby, the Canadian Grand Prix and a good chunk of Wimbledon. If that doesn’t keep the club’s official ornamental hatstand suppliers happy, then Ed Woodward needs to have a serious word about reasonable expectations!

So far, the squad that staggered and sulked towards the end of last season has been reinforced by Daniel James, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and the promise of a heartfelt piano recital by maestro Alexis Sánchez.

“We’re still in the market looking to do some business but we’re patient,” he continued. “We’re Manchester United, we don’t have to sell and don’t have to overpay. You have to have the right players at the right price and if you look at the squad we’ve got now there are so many good players.” It is true that some of those players will inevitably be older and wiser, some will be Jesse Lingard.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/10/the-fiver-manchester-united-flamin-tour-australia

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...but really, could be a better player than Pogba for them :D

Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.
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Great idea. Start the new season by writing off a large section of your fanbase.


Not a problem when you're manager of Molde is it, even for United it's just a small number down in the books and a little less booing for the players to hear which has only served to deflate their poor, fragile ego's.
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That was utter genius
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

Just don’t let him share a room with the youngster JbeanZ.

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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

And he's dead!

The dabber is still their best current player though,after the WC De Gea has has mostly been dogshit.

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"We're Manchester United, we don't have to sell and don't have to overpay. You have to have the right players at the right price and if you look at the squad we've got now there are so many good players."

Then why do you overpay every single player and why are most senior players looking to leave (Pogba, Lindelof, Lukaku)?

The idea of "We're Manchester United - the greatest club in the world and everybody wants to come here" is so outdated.

Its beautiful to watch how in the past Ole lives, he hires his old mates from "back in day" to his backroom staff, signing young english players(Cause thats what Fergie did) and continiously spouts this old romantic shit in the media. Does he honestly still believe that? Fucking idiot.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48933401

You missed out the part of him taking his side to train at Man Utd's old training ground before they played Man City at Old Trafford where he recounted the glory days of the 90's/early 2000's. Oh and the little beauty:

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Excellent  ;D

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Another 200k a week contract incoming then

Yeah his agent must be licking his lips.

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We’re starting with a man called de Gea,
Oh yeah
He’s asking for 500k
Oh yeah
And no message could have been any clearer
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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'

Ollie's right your fans are shite.

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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'


He's intent on going full Red Nose - that drunken 'arl twat hated the fans as well.
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Ollie's right your fans are shite.

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SSN are obsessed with this lot, especially Pogba. Someone needs to tell them they are irrelevant now.

The entire British media has been obsessed with United ever since Busby.  Even when they were shite the last time in the 70s and 80s.  All Sky did was a Trump-esque appropriation of that obsession and ballooned it into their own personal commercial behemoth.

Great idea. Start the new season by writing off a large section of your fanbase.

I'd hardly say United's noisiest supporters constitute a "large" section of the fanbase. ;D
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All fans are hypocrites when it comes to their teams but the lads I see on Twitter with the green and gold avis and #GlazersOut on their bio take the fucking cookie. You little frauds, you would be nowhere near them if you have kept challenging and winning for trophies. Just like you did when the protests started after the Glazers took over (and the debt issued appeared). Remember when the hard shoulder shitting manager of yours backed them to the hilt?

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Linked with a £70m move for Milinkovic-Savic now.

Just throwing money at anyone to prove they're still relevant.

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Linked with a £70m move for Milinkovic-Savic now.

Just throwing money at anyone to prove they're still relevant.

He has had a bad season. To me he doesn't look too different than Gruijic in quality. I can see him struggling.

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Given a right proper welcome to Australia, this lot!!

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Given a right proper welcome to Australia, this lot!!

https://twitter.com/SimonPeach/status/1149243824125988866/photo/1

And they were playing the Mo Salah song at the stadium at the time. ;D

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Wools train in Perth?
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The entire British media has been obsessed with United ever since Busby.  Even when they were shite the last time in the 70s and 80s.  All Sky did was a Trump-esque appropriation of that obsession and ballooned it into their own personal commercial behemoth.

I'd hardly say United's noisiest supporters constitute a "large" section of the fanbase. ;D

Although it was before my time, I always thought it was the Munich Air disaster that put Man United into the public consciousness more than anything else. From what I've been told by people older than myself, and what I've read and heard over the years, football and the world in general was different back then. There wasn't the kind of tribal hatreds we see today and, quite rightly in my opinion, the whole country got behind United after the appalling disaster at Munich. Apparently, many, many people vowed to follow the club from then on. After what happened to the club/team, it's no wonder that so many people had deep sympathy for them and developed an affinity for them which endured long after. Coming back from that terrible tragedy to win the European Cup in '68 was remarkable, and cemented them into the public consciousness permanently.

I don't think any right-minded people would have resented the attention placed upon them back in those days. Where resentment did finally set in was in the 70s and 80s when United were an ailing, rudderless shambles. Relegated by the club then known as Manchester City on their own patch in '74. At best they were a plucky cup side, but mostly they were an absolute joke. A laughing stock, yet still full of arrogance. While teams like Liverpool were sweeping all before them at home and abroad, those serial losers and also-rans grabbed the headlines. Clubs like Forest did amazing things, yet United got unwarranted headlines. Everton bagged two titles, and although it was a third rate (now defunct) trophy at the time, they also won a European trophy. An FA Cup too, yet the shambolic Man United would still get the headlines from a sycophantic and fawning media. The media would built them up and declare what they were going to do ... whilst the clubs that were actually doing great things were getting overlooked in the recognition and headlines department. United and their whole media machine were just the gobby loudmouths who amounted to little of substance back then. Think Gallagher brothers today.

Luckily for United, Ferguson arrived on the scene to eventually instill some substance into what had become the myth. They got it right just as Sky were hijacking the game. Hype, bullshit and bling. They were made for each other. The hype around United went into overdrive. Much of the headlines were actually deserved through the Ferguson era, but a lot of it was also pretty sickly. It's a bit like how the press think everyone wants to hear and see what Katie Price is doing, so they will publicise every tiny detail as though it was an earth-shattering story. Facts are, with United and Price, the only people who give a shit are their actual fans. For the rest, it's a major turn-off.

These days it's actually funny seeing them desperately trying to show they remain somehow relevant when their biggest rivals are European Champions for the 6th time, and their Abu Dhabi neighbours are busy purchasing the domestic silverware. The headlines they get are looking all the more silly too, usually centering on some immature antics of their 'star' players. Facts are, there isn't really much to report on at OT anymore other than their decline. Their headlines make useful wrapping for your fish and chips, but that's about it.



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Wool behaviour that.

Well it IS Perth after all :D
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Well it IS Perth after all :D

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Although it was before my time, I always thought it was the Munich Air disaster that put Man United into the public consciousness more than anything else. From what I've been told by people older than myself, and what I've read and heard over the years, football and the world in general was different back then. There wasn't the kind of tribal hatreds we see today and, quite rightly in my opinion, the whole country got behind United after the appalling disaster at Munich. Apparently, many, many people vowed to follow the club from then on. After what happened to the club/team, it's no wonder that so many people had deep sympathy for them and developed an affinity for them which endured long after. Coming back from that terrible tragedy to win the European Cup in '68 was remarkable, and cemented them into the public consciousness permanently.

I don't think any right-minded people would have resented the attention placed upon them back in those days. Where resentment did finally set in was in the 70s and 80s when United were an ailing, rudderless shambles. Relegated by the club then known as Manchester City on their own patch in '74. At best they were a plucky cup side, but mostly they were an absolute joke. A laughing stock, yet still full of arrogance. While teams like Liverpool were sweeping all before them at home and abroad, those serial losers and also-rans grabbed the headlines. Clubs like Forest did amazing things, yet United got unwarranted headlines. Everton bagged two titles, and although it was a third rate (now defunct) trophy at the time, they also won a European trophy. An FA Cup too, yet the shambolic Man United would still get the headlines from a sycophantic and fawning media. The media would built them up and declare what they were going to do ... whilst the clubs that were actually doing great things were getting overlooked in the recognition and headlines department. United and their whole media machine were just the gobby loudmouths who amounted to little of substance back then. Think Gallagher brothers today.

Luckily for United, Ferguson arrived on the scene to eventually instill some substance into what had become the myth. They got it right just as Sky were hijacking the game. Hype, bullshit and bling. They were made for each other. The hype around United went into overdrive. Much of the headlines were actually deserved through the Ferguson era, but a lot of it was also pretty sickly. It's a bit like how the press think everyone wants to hear and see what Katie Price is doing, so they will publicise every tiny detail as though it was an earth-shattering story. Facts are, with United and Price, the only people who give a shit are their actual fans. For the rest, it's a major turn-off.

These days it's actually funny seeing them desperately trying to show they remain somehow relevant when their biggest rivals are European Champions for the 6th time, and their Abu Dhabi neighbours are busy purchasing the domestic silverware. The headlines they get are looking all the more silly too, usually centering on some immature antics of their 'star' players. Facts are, there isn't really much to report on at OT anymore other than their decline. Their headlines make useful wrapping for your fish and chips, but that's about it.





Good post. I was a few days short of my 11th birthday when the Munich air crash happened. In those days Christmas celebrations lasted far, far longer than now, and I was at a Christmas party organised by the local Fire Service, where my godfather was Chief Fire Officer.

It really was a quite remarkable event in respect of how the public responded. The only event of similar reverberations I can recall was the death of Diana.
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Looks like Lukaku is on his way to Inter, no doubt one of those shitty loan deals Italian clubs do so well.

Have they been linked with a replacement? Griezemann isn't English but he fits the profile otherwise.
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Looks like Lukaku is on his way to Inter, no doubt one of those shitty loan deals Italian clubs do so well.

Have they been linked with a replacement? Griezemann isn't English but he fits the profile otherwise.

Griezmann isn't going to the Mancs.

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Griezmann isn't going to the Mancs.

They can afford his fee, pay him a million a week, and he's exactly the right age.
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He's intent on going full Red Nose - that drunken 'arl twat hated the fans as well.

To be fair many players hate their own fans too. Roy Keane for instance
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In all of this, let's not forget Jurgen joining the chorus of 'they have to give the job to Ole' just before we played them. He knew what he was doing.
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They can afford his fee, pay him a million a week, and he's exactly the right age.

Yes, but Champions League football?