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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1560 on: November 21, 2017, 05:33:53 am »
I use paid tinder, costs me  £2 a month. But you get to see who's already liked you (top left) if you can't be arsed for hours of swiping

Hang on.. paid Tinder costs only £2 in the UK?

Bloody hell. It's $41 AUD or £23 a month here.

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1561 on: November 21, 2017, 07:00:16 am »
Jodie looks game as a badger.
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1562 on: November 23, 2017, 12:41:10 pm »
I use paid tinder, costs me  £2 a month. But you get to see who's already liked you (top left) if you can't be arsed for hours of swiping


So is that just a coincidence on the number of matches, or a specific search filter you have put in?
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1563 on: December 7, 2017, 05:11:11 pm »
Signed up for Plenty of Fish the other day........

Turns out the company name is a lie?

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1564 on: December 7, 2017, 08:11:12 pm »
What do you mean?

Got my first message off someone of the female variety. Big surprise, I know! She claimed I have a nice smile. I think I'm in love fellas. ;D

Bet it was that Jodie wasn't it, game as a badger that one


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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1565 on: December 7, 2017, 08:31:24 pm »
What do you mean?

Got my first message off someone of the female variety. Big surprise, I know! She claimed I have a nice smile. I think I'm in love fellas. ;D

I was being sarcastic mate, that you didn't have any interest so therefore there was not 'plenty of fish'.

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1566 on: December 7, 2017, 08:43:13 pm »
What do you mean?

Got my first message off someone of the female variety. Big surprise, I know! She claimed I have a nice smile. I think I'm in love fellas. ;D

Hope she doesn’t support West Ham :D

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1567 on: December 8, 2017, 01:06:21 pm »
I was being sarcastic mate, that you didn't have any interest so therefore there was not 'plenty of fish'.

Oooh get you now you've got a girlfriend  :tosser
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1568 on: December 8, 2017, 07:36:24 pm »
What do you mean?

Got my first message off someone of the female variety. Big surprise, I know! She claimed I have a nice smile. I think I'm in love fellas. ;D
Wasn't my missus was it. I know for a fact she's on there...

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1569 on: December 11, 2017, 04:24:21 pm »
That's good. If both parties are a little shy then it can be quite hard to know when to move the chat on to a slightly more personal platform (knowing each others numbers). You're probably going about the same pace I was when I met my ex 2 years ago, and we didn't meet for about 2 weeks from the first contact.

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1570 on: January 30, 2018, 02:12:46 am »
Not Internet Dating per se, but posting here since there is no Relationship Advice thread anymore.

I kinda fell into a weird love triangle and got stuck in a situation where I can't get out of. Need any advice on how to deal with it, but can't post on here as the people involved might be lurking on here, so if you are good at giving out advice about that stuff, please send me a PM.
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1571 on: January 30, 2018, 07:04:49 am »
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1572 on: February 2, 2018, 05:03:24 pm »
Not Internet Dating per se, but posting here since there is no Relationship Advice thread anymore.

I kinda fell into a weird love triangle and got stuck in a situation where I can't get out of. Need any advice on how to deal with it, but can't post on here as the people involved might be lurking on here, so if you are good at giving out advice about that stuff, please send me a PM.

You big tease!
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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1573 on: February 2, 2018, 05:17:23 pm »
I kinda fell into a weird love triangle

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Re: Internet Dating (Careful now)
« Reply #1574 on: February 4, 2018, 10:10:09 am »
After about 4 months of 'swiping right' (why isn't that more often used a masturbation euphemism?) I've finally managed to con someone into meeting me this afternoon. Things seemed to click quite quickly and we'd exchanged numbers after about an hour on the dating app, but we've had to wait a week to meet as I had family stuff and then she was out of the country (and she's an hour's drive away).

Anyway I would say in that time that I've probably had about two dozen matches, and only about half have actually ever written anything, with probably half again of that going anywhere past 'hi'. If it wasn't for the steamy workplace romance going on entirely within my head I'd have gone insane.
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