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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2011, 07:58:31 PM »
Tin or 2 max of beer, then the vodka and wine
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2011, 07:58:54 PM »
Had five pints of Guinness last night. My farts were toxic and shit's ungodly today.

I do enjoy a Guinness myself, but i'm abit slender so any more than 2 and it's the equivalent of a midget trying to take the full 14 inches of Andre the Giant.
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2011, 08:32:30 PM »
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2011, 08:35:16 PM »
Gin.

I brought some ice and fruit juices last night to try and make some form of cocktail instead of sitting round drinking straight gin like a loon.
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2011, 08:38:30 PM »
Mulled wine, beer, Baileys, wine & Lambs navy rum, love it. Not all today ofcourse.
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2011, 09:05:48 PM »
shit's ungodly today.
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2011, 09:18:00 PM »
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2011, 09:21:17 PM »
Baileys, Jack Daniels, Guinness, in no particular order :lickin

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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2011, 10:04:43 PM »
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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2011, 10:16:10 PM »
Had five pints of Guinness last night. My farts were toxic and shit's ungodly today.

Shared at tent at the IOM TT with my Bro in 89, every night he was on Guinness and dry roast peanuts. I used to fall out the tent gagging for air in the morning, it was fucking toxic in there.

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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2011, 02:23:06 AM »
This December I have been mostly getting smashed on about 4-5 pints of Guinness with a large Tia Maria in, and Ice cold Luxardo Black Sambuca.  ;)

Saying that I was on Vodka and fresh lime followed by Rose on Wednesday night so anything goes really....

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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2011, 09:37:14 AM »
Couple of beers tonight then possibly a couple of JB Red Stag with Canada Dry ........... mmmmmmmm!!  :lickin

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Re: Your Christmas Tipple
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2011, 04:39:57 PM »
Decent ale (Taiphoon or Bishop's Finger in the larder this year I think), red and white wine, port and gin.