You send a goodbye email to the firm as your actually leaving today. A girl you have fancied since you started emails back "where are you off?" you tell her, have a little flirt over emails then pluck up the courage to tell her you have fancied her since you started working here, and now the emails stop....Yes folks, this is happening too me right now as we speak!!
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying"haha, what are you like."No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....
Uh-oh.
My response was "sad, awkward, embarrassed."
Why on Earth would you say that to her?
She's hot, I'm leaving so I don't need to feel embarrassed for no longer than 5 hours, plus she's hot...oh did I say that already.
Crosby Nick never fails.
No I meant why did you say 'since I started'?Just tell her you think she's nice and fit, don't make it sound like you're a stalker.
In for a penny, in for a pund mate, tell her you know where she lives.
this is funny as fuck,has she replied to you 'sad, awkward, embarrased' email, if you really sent that it was a whopper, you should look up some really romantic poem and send her that to,
By some minor miracle, were off to Sakura for lunch together.... the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
If I get a date out of this now, I will grow my hair like Fellaini and pose naked next to Dixie Dean...
Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him as the next Liverpool manager
Nice lunch, laughed off the emails, nothing gunna happen tho.
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins lookalike stalks you for most of the night and then ends up punching Alan_F.
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins
Cry more you big fanny
Steady...Mike Bassett
hahawhat a great night
Lived in bolton back in the mid-90's and was out in a boozer. Took a shine to this lass and leant over to whisper in her ear and caressed her arm - only to find out it was a false one - there was a brief nullwhat the f.cknull moment. She tried moving away but I wanted her even more after that. A snog was as far as i got.
Bloody hell, discussing your love life, feel like we've gone back in time 5 years mate!