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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #120 on: September 2, 2011, 11:08:50 am »
You send a goodbye email to the firm as your actually leaving today. A girl you have fancied since you started emails back "where are you off?" you tell her, have a little flirt over emails then pluck up the courage to tell her you have fancied her since you started working here, and now the emails stop....

Yes folks, this is happening too me right now as we speak!!

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #121 on: September 2, 2011, 11:10:38 am »
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying

"haha, what are you like."

No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #122 on: September 2, 2011, 11:11:57 am »
when you let rip in the lift with a hefty morning fart in work.Then as you get out everyone waiting to get in knows that horrific smell was you.Walking out of the lift with a straight face is the key.
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #123 on: September 2, 2011, 11:12:35 am »
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying

"haha, what are you like."

No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....

....awkwarrrrd.....

the awkward moment when you see the fire engine pull up outside a hospital, rush in thinkin theres a massive fire, and it turns out to be someone burnt the toast.. this is currently happening
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #124 on: September 2, 2011, 11:13:01 am »
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying

"haha, what are you like."

No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....

Uh-oh.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #125 on: September 2, 2011, 11:13:33 am »
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying

"haha, what are you like."

No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....

Why on Earth would you say that to her?
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #126 on: September 2, 2011, 11:15:34 am »
Uh-oh.

My response was "sad, awkward, embarrassed." Lets see how much deeper I can dig this hole!

If I get a date out of this now, I will grow my hair like Fellaini and pose naked next to Dixie Dean...
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #127 on: September 2, 2011, 11:16:13 am »
My response was "sad, awkward, embarrassed."

That's what you said to her?

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #128 on: September 2, 2011, 11:16:40 am »
Why on Earth would you say that to her?

She's hot, I'm leaving so I don't need to feel embarrassed for no longer than 5 hours, plus she's hot...oh did I say that already.
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #129 on: September 2, 2011, 11:18:55 am »
She's hot, I'm leaving so I don't need to feel embarrassed for no longer than 5 hours, plus she's hot...oh did I say that already.

No I meant why did you say 'since I started'?

Just tell her you think she's nice and fit, don't make it sound like you're a stalker.
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #130 on: September 2, 2011, 11:19:13 am »
Just got a reply from my "I have fancied you since I started", saying

"haha, what are you like."

No kiss, every other email was finished with a kiss....
Ouch. Leaving day beers after work is looking unlikely now at a guess.  :-[


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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #131 on: September 2, 2011, 11:20:38 am »
In for a penny, in for a pund mate, tell her you know where she lives.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #132 on: September 2, 2011, 11:20:50 am »
No I meant why did you say 'since I started'?

Just tell her you think she's nice and fit, don't make it sound like you're a stalker.

haha I didn't think of it that way.... :butt
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #133 on: September 2, 2011, 11:21:47 am »
In for a penny, in for a pund mate, tell her you know where she lives.

:D


She lives in Wallasey, probably got 6 fingers...
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #134 on: September 2, 2011, 11:39:35 am »
this is funny as fuck,

has she replied to you 'sad, awkward, embarrased' email,

if you really sent that it was a whopper,

you should look up some really romantic poem and send her that to,


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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #135 on: September 2, 2011, 11:56:24 am »
... when Denis Stracqualarsi realises he hasn't signed for Chelsea.


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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #136 on: September 2, 2011, 12:00:17 pm »
this is funny as fuck,

has she replied to you 'sad, awkward, embarrased' email,

if you really sent that it was a whopper,

you should look up some really romantic poem and send her that to,



By some minor miracle, were off to Sakura for lunch together.... the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #137 on: September 2, 2011, 12:00:52 pm »
By some minor miracle, were off to Sakura for lunch together.... the dopey geek approach may of just worked...

Or maybe she feels sorry for you! Go in for a grab of arse asap.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #138 on: September 2, 2011, 12:02:24 pm »
By some minor miracle, were off to Sakura for lunch together.... the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
;D Don't know how you got that
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #139 on: September 2, 2011, 12:05:14 pm »
the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
You never learn?  ;)

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #140 on: September 2, 2011, 12:05:33 pm »
well played, post a pic!

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #141 on: September 2, 2011, 12:05:47 pm »
By some minor miracle, were off to Sakura for lunch together.... the dopey geek approach may of just worked...
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #142 on: September 2, 2011, 12:11:22 pm »
If I get a date out of this now, I will grow my hair like Fellaini and pose naked next to Dixie Dean...

*cough*
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #143 on: September 2, 2011, 12:44:11 pm »
If I get a date out of this now, I will grow my hair like Fellaini and pose naked next to Dixie Dean...

so when is this happenin then?
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #144 on: September 2, 2011, 01:06:29 pm »
....when your girlfriend realises that it wasn't a case of "sorry love, wrong hole" when you have put it up her arse, after you've used that excuse at least three times in the past.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #145 on: September 2, 2011, 01:43:27 pm »
when a ugly bird hits on you and you say no whilst wanting to giggle
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #146 on: September 2, 2011, 02:16:33 pm »
Nice lunch, laughed off the emails, nothing gunna happen tho.
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #147 on: September 2, 2011, 02:19:56 pm »
Nice lunch, laughed off the emails, nothing gunna happen tho.

That's the spirit!

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #148 on: September 2, 2011, 02:32:56 pm »
Nice lunch, laughed off the emails, nothing gunna happen tho.
Bloody hell, discussing your love life, feel like we've gone back in time 5 years mate!

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #149 on: September 2, 2011, 02:35:06 pm »
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins lookalike stalks you for most of the night and then ends up punching Alan_F.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #150 on: September 2, 2011, 02:37:46 pm »
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins lookalike stalks you for most of the night and then ends up punching Alan_F.
Haha ;D
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #151 on: September 2, 2011, 02:39:18 pm »
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #152 on: September 2, 2011, 02:48:43 pm »
When you're at the green light which is about to turn red with a jam in front of you and you take the risk of going forward into the intersection hoping you get across it but you don't....    And then you realise you're infront of a Hospital and you're blocking an ambulance   :-\  didn't have his siren on mind you.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #153 on: September 2, 2011, 02:50:49 pm »
When someone by the name of 'Willy' asks "wont he?"

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #154 on: September 2, 2011, 03:12:04 pm »
When a Portuguese Frodo Baggins lookalike stalks you for most of the night and then ends up punching Alan_F.
haha

what a great night :D
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #155 on: September 2, 2011, 03:12:20 pm »
Lived in bolton back in the mid-90's and was out in a boozer.  Took a shine to this lass and leant over to whisper in her ear and caressed her arm - only to find out it was a false one - there was a brief "what the f.ck" moment.  She tried moving away but I wanted her even more after that.  A snog was as far as i got.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #156 on: September 2, 2011, 03:16:16 pm »
haha

what a great night :D

I don't remember all that much of it except singing along to 5ive, not going to lie. Good times.

Lived in bolton back in the mid-90's and was out in a boozer.  Took a shine to this lass and leant over to whisper in her ear and caressed her arm - only to find out it was a false one - there was a brief nullwhat the f.cknull moment.  She tried moving away but I wanted her even more after that.  A snog was as far as i got.

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #157 on: September 2, 2011, 03:20:27 pm »
Bloody hell, discussing your love life, feel like we've gone back in time 5 years mate!

Haha, hello my mate. Yes I am back as you have noticed, I have been in exile far too long!
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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #158 on: November 29, 2013, 11:00:30 am »
Didn't want to start a new thread but we have two years of awkwardness to catch up on!

Caught the train home from work yesterday and sat next to a girl from the office. There were delays (as ever) and she complained that she had to be in Kentish Town by 7. She posts on Facebook a lot, always seems to be out. So I said "You're always going out - where is it this time you animal?"

Her answer: "Grievance counselling"

The rest of the journey just flew by!...

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Re: That awkward moment when...
« Reply #159 on: November 29, 2013, 11:11:05 am »
lol.