Author Topic: Shaving (Read 136547 times)

Col · « **on:** February 28, 2004, 07:10:53 pm »

pisses me off.

Need to get rid of this beard thing ive got going on, but I can't be arsed, and it's a dangerous activity.

At least when girls haven't dont their legs / armpits / palms

etc, they can just cover them and go out anyway, but balaclavas dont usually go down well in Manchester of a saturday night.

mini rant over

Redders · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:12:24 pm »

You know women with hairy palms?

Kez · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:12:30 pm »

But if you don't do legs etc then you still know its hairy and it feels minging at night and when youre putting jeans and clothes on. Did mine last night, managed not to cut myself and they're still silky smooth

Brick Tamland · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:20:20 pm »

Sliced my bastard face open a few weeks ago while not really concentrating, then a couple of days later I did the same thing in the same place but on the other side of my face. Daft twat. At least i look symetrical now.

Pheeny · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:22:06 pm »

Never shave your balls its dangerous.In less you have the snip then shave them yourself as more than likely the nurse in the hossie is male!

Redders · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:23:10 pm »

Nurses get all the fun jobs.

Col · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:23:22 pm »

Quote from: Pheeny on February 28, 2004, 07:22:06 pm

Never shave your balls its dangerous.In less you have the snip then shave them yourself as more than likely the nurse in the hossie is male!

snip as in circumcision or the kind that limity family allowance?

AdamS · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2004, 07:24:19 pm »

Why does a triple blade irritate your face less than three strokes of the blade? It's still three blades whatever way you dress it up!

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:14:20 pm »

Gillette Mach 3.

And never, ever press.

You ain't peeling potatoes...

Murf · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:24:12 pm »

Gillette mach- 3 After-8

East fife -5 Forfar so far -4

hoonin · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:29:00 pm »

Quote from: Col on February 28, 2004, 07:10:53 pm

pisses me off.

Buy a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo. Shite name, but makes shaving a dodle, even for stoodents with a couple of weeks worth of bum fluff

Jon G · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:32:49 pm »

Quote from: Old Swan John on February 28, 2004, 08:24:12 pm

Gillette mach- 3 After-8

East fife -5 Forfar so far -4

Pint of what you're drinking please

Murf · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2004, 09:02:35 pm »

Quote from: Jon G on February 28, 2004, 08:32:49 pm

Pint of what you're drinking please

Buds and smirnoff ice mixed
all thats left from xmas

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2004, 09:08:09 pm »

Gillete mach 3 turbo is shite

ive never cut myself shaving until i got that product but once i saw the advert feat the lovely red sports car and i was induced into buying it

i should have stuck with my normal gilette mach 3

hoonin · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2004, 11:02:29 pm »

How the fuck did you cut yourself with that razor

Ian-TN · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2004, 11:09:01 pm »

Quote from: Gareth on February 28, 2004, 11:02:29 pm

How the fuck did you cut yourself with that razor

Yeah, its not as if there sharp or anythin is it mate

Stephen King · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2004, 11:12:05 pm »

Gillette Venus Lady Shave does me. I have a electric hair trimmer for me nuts.

Al Bol · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2004, 11:27:09 pm »

Quote from: Col on February 28, 2004, 07:10:53 pm

pisses me off.

Me too, and I only have to shave once a fortnight!

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2004, 11:34:35 pm »

i dont know lads but i do its usually in the upper lip area frankly its pissing me off, the stupid thing is when i shave my balls and groin area i dont cut myself

Stephen King · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2004, 12:17:01 am »

Maybe you have a big nose.

Mottman · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2004, 12:19:55 am »

Don't ever shave your pubes, did it once

Never again.

Terk · « **Reply #21 on:** February 29, 2004, 12:31:57 am »

never shaved me nuts, use a electrik phillishave thing for the facial area (sod all this wet shave stuff)

El mooro · « **Reply #22 on:** February 29, 2004, 12:40:09 am »

Why on Earth would you shave your nuts?

Unless your double jointed I suppose...

mooro

Col · « **Reply #23 on:** February 29, 2004, 03:00:04 am »

didnt bothe in the end, used the old electrical trimmer thing i use to style the old sideburns to give the 'designer stubble' effect

didnt work though

Ian72LFC · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2004, 03:03:49 am »

Designer fluff?

Col · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2004, 03:05:04 am »

haha no, got the designer stubble, didnt lead to anything though!

Ian72LFC · « **Reply #26 on:** February 29, 2004, 03:17:52 am »

Designer stuble. Like this?

Col · « **Reply #27 on:** February 29, 2004, 03:22:41 am »

erm, no... read 'designer' to mean 'to lazy to do a proper job'

Stephen King · « **Reply #28 on:** February 29, 2004, 09:24:47 am »

Quote from: mooro on February 29, 2004, 12:40:09 am

Why on Earth would you shave your nuts?

Unless your double jointed I suppose...

mooro

You gain an inch. I like to keep mine shiney.

-Duffy- · « **Reply #29 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:01:22 am »

Wax, saves time

Col · « **Reply #30 on:** February 29, 2004, 11:06:55 am »

Quote from: -Duffy- on February 29, 2004, 10:01:22 am

Wax, saves time

you dont need it!

(lucky so-and-so!

)

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #31 on:** February 29, 2004, 11:38:00 am »

its a religous/hygiene thing

PhilB · « **Reply #32 on:** February 29, 2004, 08:17:45 pm »

I fuckin hate shaving, i need to shave every 2 days, but if i dont shave after about 4 days i can go about 2 weeks and it wont grow any longer

Stephen King · « **Reply #33 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:15:20 pm »

That sounds very familiar.

Mottman · « **Reply #34 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:18:29 pm »

Quote from: DidiHamann on February 29, 2004, 08:17:45 pm

I fuckin hate shaving, i need to shave every 2 days, but if i dont shave after about 4 days i can go about 2 weeks and it wont grow any longer

Lucky bugger a shave every two days, one in the morning (a shave) and if I'm going out another a night (a shave).

Pheeny · « **Reply #35 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:19:11 pm »

Quote from: DidiHamann on February 29, 2004, 08:17:45 pm

I fuckin hate shaving, i need to shave every 2 days, but if i dont shave after about 4 days i can go about 2 weeks and it wont grow any longer

wish I could go a day without shaving!I might lack hair on me head but the buggar won't stop growing on me face.Have to shave otherwise it looks as if me heads on upside down!

Mottman · « **Reply #36 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:21:26 pm »

Col · « **Reply #37 on:** March 1, 2004, 12:28:14 am »

Quote from: Pheeny on February 29, 2004, 10:19:11 pm

wish I could go a day without shaving!I might lack hair on me head but the buggar won't stop growing on me face.Have to shave otherwise it looks as if me heads on upside down!

"Fancy that, who'se put his head on upside down?"

Gotta love Fools n Horses!

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #38 on:** March 1, 2004, 11:41:01 am »

SHAVING IS A RIGHT CHORE oops sorry about caps!

anyway it depends on when i shave if ido it at 7 or 8 am i get the infamous 5 pm shadow at 2 pm

if i shave at 9 it gets me through until 4 or 5 before i look scruffy again

Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆ · « **Reply #39 on:** March 1, 2004, 11:59:25 am »

I hate shaving.

Author Topic: Shaving (Read 136547 times)

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