Author Topic: Post your dreams (Read 43104 times)

Brain Potter · « **Reply #440 on:** February 7, 2018, 03:42:08 pm »

I was at a porn convention hosted by Brandi Love. We broke for lunch and Arsene Wenger came and sat at my table after asking if the seat was free. I have no idea of the meaning of this dream.

Danny Boys Dad · « **Reply #441 on:** February 7, 2018, 03:48:31 pm »

Quote from: Brain Potter on February 7, 2018, 03:42:08 pm

I was at a porn convention hosted by Brandi Love. We broke for lunch and Arsene Wenger came and sat at my table after asking if the seat was free. I have no idea of the meaning of this dream.

what did you have?

Peabee · « **Reply #442 on:** February 7, 2018, 03:56:11 pm »

Quote from: Brain Potter on February 7, 2018, 03:42:08 pm

I was at a porn convention hosted by Brandi Love. We broke for lunch and Arsene Wenger came and sat at my table after asking if the seat was free. I have no idea of the meaning of this dream.

I had a dream in which Wenger had a facelift and everyone was wondering why he hadn’t done it sooner.

Peabee · « **Reply #443 on:** June 6, 2018, 11:58:12 am »

Weird one. I dreamed I was watching Liverpool train and Klopp looked really fucking down without Buvac, so I went to Bosnia to find him. I found him burying his dad in an ice/snow field.

Jack the Red · « **Reply #444 on:** June 6, 2018, 03:21:29 pm »

I've had a recurring dream the past few years where I've buried bodies in the garden of the house I grew up in, in Netherley, one dream was having to dig them up because the council were renovating the house. Haven't lived there for 20 odd years. Woke up convinced for a second that I was going to get nicked.

I have to take medication to help me sleep properly, because I started acting out my dreams and kept giving the wife a few digs and kicks in my sleep. Jumped out of bed once while I was dreaming I was having a fight, split my lip wide open on the bedside table. Also bust my eyelid open doing the same thing, lucky it wasn't my actual eye.

Dreams are weird.

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #445 on:** June 6, 2018, 03:59:14 pm »

Quote from: Jack the Red on June 6, 2018, 03:21:29 pm

I have to take medication to help me sleep properly, because I started acting out my dreams and kept giving the wife a few digs and kicks in my sleep. Jumped out of bed once while I was dreaming I was having a fight, split my lip wide open on the bedside table. Also bust my eyelid open doing the same thing, lucky it wasn't my actual eye.

Dreams are weird.

Not a dream as such, but when I was young I used to occasionally sleep walk - I didn't know I was, never woke up, just used to apparently wander then get back in bed, sometimes guided back by my mum or dad. I had a change-round in my room - moved the bed round 90 degrees to be against a different wall. A few night later, I've got up to do some somnambulating and walked face-first into my wardrobe (which in relation to my bed, was now where the bedroom door would have been). Completely disorientated and sort of awake in a serious panic, I got back into bed.

Couldn't lift my head for the next two days without the world swimming/spinning and me throwing up.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #446 on:** June 6, 2018, 07:35:59 pm »

I was going for the quickest downhill record on some ski course last night. Surreal

And before anyone like Chops replies I didn't wake up wanking 2 blokes off.

Scaryscouse · « **Reply #447 on:** June 14, 2018, 05:14:41 am »

A few nights ago I had a dream that my wife and I were farmers living in rural America during the great depression. We had twin boys who were always making bits and pieces around the farm and doing what small kids do. One day a salesman called to the farm having trouble with his car. While I was fixing his engine He was talking with the boys when he was complaining of a sore throat. The two boys ran off and got him these sweets they had been making. Turns out they had invented cough drops, the guy took us around with him all over America pedaling this new wonder cure and the kids made millions but my wife and I stayed on the farm and lived out our years in peace and quiet.

I don't even know where to start with what's wrong with that picture.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #448 on:** June 14, 2018, 09:04:44 am »

Quote from: Ziltoid on June 6, 2018, 07:35:59 pm

I was going for the quickest downhill record on some ski course last night. Surreal

And before anyone like Chops replies I didn't wake up wanking 2 blokes off.

Ohh yes you did.

QR350 · « **Reply #449 on:** June 14, 2018, 10:04:01 am »

Keep having dreams about my ex, so annoying especially that we broke up 8 years ago and we're both married to other people now. Personally feel that I haven't properly gotten over her, even though I thought I did.

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #450 on:** June 14, 2018, 12:13:13 pm »

Quote from: Scaryscouse on June 14, 2018, 05:14:41 am

Turns out they had invented cough drops, the guy took us around with him all over America pedaling this new wonder cure and the kids made millions but my wife and I stayed on the farm and lived out our years in peace and quiet.

That's menthol, that is.

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #451 on:** June 14, 2018, 01:19:39 pm »

I keep having two reoccurring dreams and have done for many years, the first is I am caught in a really bad thunderstorm and I'm trying to hide from the lightning. The second one is I'm on an aircraft, like one of your Ryanair or EasyJet one's, but we are flying really low along the road, at the heights of lamp posts, its so vivid its absolutely bonkers.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #452 on:** February 29, 2020, 01:58:22 am »

Met Rob Brydon in a pub and he asked me what the patio furniture I'd bought him was like. I'd only had a 2 pints so I drove him back to his to have a look. He liked it. Then I went home and my missus had bought me a Stone Island jumper and I just knew people would see through it, as I don't carry myself like a Stone Island-wearer.

As with every other dream I ever have, catching/missing a train was involved.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #453 on:** February 29, 2020, 08:56:08 am »

Quote from: bradders1011 on February 29, 2020, 01:58:22 am

Met Rob Brydon in a pub and he asked me what the patio furniture I'd bought him was like. I'd only had a 2 pints so I drove him back to his to have a look. He liked it. Then I went home and my missus had bought me a Stone Island jumper and I just knew people would see through it, as I don't carry myself like a Stone Island-wearer.

As with every other dream I ever have, catching/missing a train was involved.

I regularly have the missing the train dream but with the added complication of having to meet my mates in a multi layered bar on a hill. If I'm in the top bar, they're in the bottom bar. I'll meet them on way out and then we rush to catch a bus to somewhere like Norris Green (bit unusual as we're South Enders) but we get the wrong bus and end up somewhere like Cantril Farm, miss the last us and have to walk back.

I rarely dream about my family and the dreams are often set around the Dock Road area whereI worked in my teens and twenties.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #454 on:** March 1, 2020, 12:53:38 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on February 29, 2020, 08:56:08 am

I regularly have the missing the train dream but with the added complication of having to meet my mates in a multi layered bar on a hill. If I'm in the top bar, they're in the bottom bar. I'll meet them on way out and then we rush to catch a bus to somewhere like Norris Green (bit unusual as we're South Enders) but we get the wrong bus and end up somewhere like Cantril Farm, miss the last us and have to walk back.

I rarely dream about my family and the dreams are often set around the Dock Road area whereI worked in my teens and twenties.

My missing public transport/train dreams are usually set in the same invented area, like a city/local area where I live in my dreams. They all involve the place's hills though, either getting up or down.

rob1966 · « **Reply #455 on:** March 1, 2020, 08:37:18 am »

Never seem to remember my dreams, but had one on Friday were we got battered by Watford.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #456 on:** March 1, 2020, 11:39:58 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 1, 2020, 08:37:18 am

Never seem to remember my dreams, but had one on Friday were we got battered by Watford.

So your supernatural powers are to blame!

Witch, witch - get the pitchforks and flaming embers.

rob1966 · « **Reply #457 on:** March 1, 2020, 11:49:47 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 1, 2020, 11:39:58 am

So your supernatural powers are to blame!

Witch, witch - get the pitchforks and flaming embers.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #458 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:39:56 am »

Had a horrible dream last night that I was walking around aimlessly in a desolate landscape and everyone I loved had gone. There was absolutely nobody around. No houses or buildings or cars etc anywhere.Had a Constant worry Of what I was going to do now. Woke up worried but couldn’t remember what I’d dreamt and why I had this weird feeling, then realised what is was About ten minutes later and there was relief that it was only a dream

Roady · « **Reply #459 on:** May 14, 2020, 12:03:22 pm »

I woke up married from my dream last night. I was for some reason marrying an American woman. All I heard was her voice. I'd got on a plane from Madrid to America and for the entire time I didn't see her in my dream even though she was sitting next to me. We arrived at her parents house in the arse end of nowhere on a massive ranch. Her dad told me I could marry her daughter on one condition. I got given a cowboy outfit to wear. He told me if I managed to get all the buffolos into a pen then he would allow me to marry. I spent forever on horseback gathering in buffolos. I woke up very confused married and still no idea who the woman was.

Medellin · « **Reply #460 on:** May 14, 2020, 12:22:04 pm »

Spooky dream last night where it transpired I had a conversation with a person who was a ghost..the only thing in existence that troubles me is this type of stuff.

The dream was broken when I had to take a piss..(yes in the w/c

) and fell back asleep where I had another dream where Danny Rose was in my face wanting to fight me, fuck knows where that came from but I told him if I hit him he'd stay hit & I'd marmalise him..he backed off.
Maybe my head was still in the lost lingo thread.

Brain Potter · « **Reply #461 on:** May 14, 2020, 01:05:46 pm »

A recurring theme of my dreams is sexual frustration.
A couple of the recent ones are that I had opened the batting for England in a test match and batted all day for 92 no. Got back to the team hotel and was sat in the hotel bar and a woman made it obvious that she was ‘available’. I suggested we left the bar separately and I’d meet her in her room. 5 minutes later I go up in the lift but I can’t remember her room number.
On a similar theme I dreamt I met the second fittest girl from when I was at school on a night out. She was up for it and asked me to hold her coat and bag while she went the toilet before leaving. She hadn’t
come back from the toilet after a while so I went to look and she had passed out bladdered in the bogs.

soxfan · « **Reply #462 on:** May 15, 2020, 11:16:31 am »

If you think that dream of not having studied for a school exam will go away as you get older, you're wrong.

I've been out of school for decades, and I had one last night.

I am in college. It is near the end of the semester. Several deadlines imminent in the next couple of days. I go to a class where there is an oral examination of a book we were supposed to have read. Everyone is prepared and answering questions. The professor is, for some reason, a coworker from 20 years later (no idea why -- isn't it strange how that happens?). Anyway, I calculate that I'm not going to be able to bluff my answer, so I simply tell her I didn't read the book. She tells me to leave the room. I walk out humiliated as everyone stares at me.

I then walk up a hilly street in that city (which I haven't been on in years). My intention is to go to another building to prepare for another exam. I reach the intersection of Main St., which I need to cross. A crowd wants to cross the street with me, but we can't. The street is flooded and I won't be able to cross it without going through the water. I stand there cursing myself that I keep doing this to myself. If I had prepared earlier I would not be facing these problems.

I then wake up. *sigh*

soxfan · « **Reply #463 on:** May 15, 2020, 11:19:12 am »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on May 14, 2020, 11:39:56 am

Had a horrible dream last night that I was walking around aimlessly in a desolate landscape and everyone I loved had gone. There was absolutely nobody around. No houses or buildings or cars etc anywhere.Had a Constant worry Of what I was going to do now. Woke up worried but couldn’t remember what I’d dreamt and why I had this weird feeling, then realised what is was About ten minutes later and there was relief that it was only a dream

Were there at least sausages?

I love reading all these stories. So interesting. Our brains are so fascinating, aren't they?

AndyMuller · « **Reply #464 on:** May 16, 2020, 07:30:57 am »

I always dream about people I’ve lost recently and wake up feeling overwhelmingly sad.

Brain Potter · « **Reply #465 on:** May 22, 2020, 09:27:03 pm »

I was on a TV game show in which you answered questions whilst sat in your car. For some reason Esther Rantzen was sat in my passenger seat. She shouted out the wrong answer to the 1st question meaning we were eliminated.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #466 on:** May 22, 2020, 10:39:20 pm »

I had quite an interesting dream with Mariah Carey a couple of nights back.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #467 on:** May 22, 2020, 10:42:55 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on June 6, 2018, 07:35:59 pm

I was going for the quickest downhill record on some ski course last night. Surreal

And before anyone like Chops replies I didn't wake up wanking 2 blokes off.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #468 on:** May 22, 2020, 11:43:34 pm »

In the week I spent all night dreaming about doing the work I had to do the next day.

You know when you wake up and you're relieved it was all just a dream? The opposite.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #469 on:** May 23, 2020, 12:38:41 am »

A strange one last night.

I was on the drive of my parents house kicking a ball around with Alisson Becker.

The ball then changed into a rolled-up jacket and the goal was to kick the jacket into an upstairs bedroom through the open window. I got it in a few times but it hit the frame and bounced out again.

The jacket then turned into a haggis, which I kept kicking towards the window. It would go through, but keep bouncing out again.

This continued until Mrs Spion woke me up and asked me to stop kicking her.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #470 on:** May 23, 2020, 12:44:28 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on May 23, 2020, 12:38:41 am

A strange one last night.

I was on the drive of my parents house kicking a ball around with Alisson Becker.

The ball then changed into a rolled-up jacket and the goal was to kick the jacket into an upstairs bedroom through the open window. I got it in a few times but it hit the frame and bounced out again.

The jacket then turned into a haggis, which I kept kicking towards the window. It would go through, but keep bouncing out again.

This continued until Mrs Spion woke me up and asked me to stop kicking her.

If you ever dream that you're a chicken, never ever, under no circumstances, lay an egg.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #471 on:** May 23, 2020, 12:56:43 am »

Quote from: Feline Posterior Cavity ∗ on May 23, 2020, 12:44:28 am

If you ever dream that you're a chicken, never ever, under no circumstances, lay an egg.

Noted.

Mrs Spion really would be unhappy with me in that case. 🐔

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #472 on:** May 23, 2020, 01:00:15 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on May 23, 2020, 12:56:43 am

Noted.

Mrs Spion really would be unhappy with me in that case. 🐔

Farm fresh

Son of Spion · « **Reply #473 on:** May 23, 2020, 01:14:04 am »

Quote from: Feline Posterior Cavity ∗ on May 23, 2020, 01:00:15 am

Farm fresh

Quite, but Mrs Spion would make sure my giblets ended up on a butcher's hook. 😱

Peabee · « **Reply #474 on:** May 23, 2020, 01:20:12 am »

Quote from: McrRed on May 21, 2020, 08:51:26 pm

Lots of sex. And booze. And wishing we had 4 day weekends

Moved this for McrRed.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #475 on:** May 23, 2020, 02:21:00 pm »

Quote from: Peabee on May 23, 2020, 01:20:12 am

Moved this for McrRed.

kesey · « **Reply #476 on:** May 24, 2020, 06:37:17 pm »

Not my dream but a Russian lass I was with for a bit in the Camaries texted me yesterday with this.

She had a dream about us staying in a hotel room in Asia . I was hiding cakes with fruit in around the room . When I popped out for a bit she found the cakes and ate them.

I asked her did we kiss in the dream ( I love flirting ) and she says no but I loved your cakes .

If any dream analysts can shed a bit of of light on that I'd be grateful.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #477 on:** May 24, 2020, 07:25:49 pm »

Quote from: kesey on May 24, 2020, 06:37:17 pm

Not my dream but a Russian lass I was with for a bit in the Camaries texted me yesterday with this.

She had a dream about us staying in a hotel room in Asia . I was hiding cakes with fruit in around the room . When I popped out for a bit she found the cakes and ate them.

I asked her did we kiss in the dream ( I love flirting ) and she says no but I loved your cakes .

If any dream analysts can shed a bit of of light on that I'd be grateful.

You are Mary Berry

kesey · « **Reply #478 on:** May 24, 2020, 10:07:58 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on May 24, 2020, 07:25:49 pm

You are Mary Berry

I don't know who she is.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #479 on:** May 24, 2020, 10:09:52 pm »

Quote from: kesey on May 24, 2020, 10:07:58 pm

I don't know who she is.

Fucking hell, that’s the most Kesey response