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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2320 on: December 13, 2018, 12:45:49 pm »
Could he be an emergency CB in case we suffer another injury at CB? Hasn't he played CB for Scotland at least in a back three? Anybody seen his performances at CB here?

Nah it's been Tierney that has played in the back 3 with Robertson at wing back. Can't remember him playing CB but could be wrong.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2321 on: December 13, 2018, 01:44:08 pm »
How about Robertsonfu?

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2322 on: December 13, 2018, 01:44:21 pm »
I’m not joking when I say we’ve printed off a photo of him and stuck him on top of our Christmas tree.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2323 on: December 13, 2018, 01:57:46 pm »
How about Robertsonfu?

Robertson Carlos, surely.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2324 on: December 13, 2018, 02:42:12 pm »
Oh, I want an 'Jamesito' /ha-me-sito/ thread for our vice captain!  8)
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2325 on: December 13, 2018, 04:32:29 pm »
Just Robertson for fucks sake.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2326 on: December 13, 2018, 04:34:38 pm »
Just Robertson for fucks sake.

At the end of a surging run, wicked and incisive cross from Robertson For Fuck's Sake finished by Salah...
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2327 on: December 13, 2018, 04:58:45 pm »
At the end of a surging run, wicked and incisive cross from just Robertson For Fuck's Sake finished by Salah...

fixed

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2328 on: December 13, 2018, 05:08:26 pm »
At the end of a surging run, wicked and incisive cross from Robertson For Fuck's Sake finished by Salah...

Much better.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2329 on: December 13, 2018, 05:57:55 pm »
fixed

Fixed Just Robertson For Fuck's Sake?

What was wrong with him? Altered the space time continuum on his recovery run?
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2330 on: December 13, 2018, 06:34:18 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2331 on: December 13, 2018, 11:47:41 pm »
I can hear the call now...'Just Robertson, Just Robertson, and still Just Robertson hes run a mile, hes left three in his wake and now FOR FUCKS SAKE! what a goal. For Fucks Sake hes gone and done it again. what a player this Scottish choirboy is."
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2332 on: December 13, 2018, 11:58:45 pm »
Beautiful thread title change... :wave
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2333 on: December 14, 2018, 12:11:16 am »
lads fucking BOSS

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2334 on: December 14, 2018, 12:20:36 am »
Brilliant groove this thread ..

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2335 on: December 14, 2018, 12:34:34 am »
With our history of Scottish players why would you want him to be anything other than Robertson? Dalglish, Souness, Hansen, McAllister, Nicol, St John, Yeats, Liddell...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2336 on: December 14, 2018, 12:39:12 am »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2337 on: December 14, 2018, 12:44:41 am »
With our history of Scottish players why would you want him to be anything other than Robertson? Dalglish, Souness, Hansen, McAllister, Nicol, St John, Yeats, Liddell...
You're forgetting Charlie Adam!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2338 on: December 14, 2018, 12:52:14 am »
You're forgetting Charlie Adam!

Seriously, I definitely wasn't.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2340 on: December 14, 2018, 12:56:50 am »
You're forgetting Charlie Adam!

One of the worst oversights on here ever. Unforgivable.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2341 on: December 14, 2018, 02:37:32 am »
Great thread title. To the point.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2342 on: December 14, 2018, 03:54:31 am »
Not to mention that 'inho' is what is commonly added to Brazilian names to create a nickname meaning little. As in Fabinho = little Fabio.

Sonho = to dream. Which means Robertsonho just makes him sound like a sleepy mother fucker. Or a dreamy mother fucker if Scottish guys who get angry if you make tea wrong if your thing.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2343 on: December 14, 2018, 08:41:50 am »
Just love how other fans don’t rate him.  They just see this kid from Glasgow who drinks Irn Bru and we signed from Hull and just assume he’s shit.  Every opposition fan whose been to Anfield and seen him in the flesh must walk out wondering what has just hit them.  If he was called Andre Roberto they’d soon sit up and take notice. Let them keep underestimating him
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2344 on: December 14, 2018, 08:58:44 am »
A wee Iron Bru fuelled dynamo with a whole pile of ‘fuck you jimmy’ in his locker yet he has the face of the wee lad who gets the tea on the building site and who gets sent for a bucket of spotty paint!  The funny thing is if you did send him for spotty paint I reckon he’d get it!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2345 on: December 14, 2018, 09:12:56 am »
A wee Iron Bru fuelled dynamo with a whole pile of ‘fuck you jimmy’ in his locker yet he has the face of the wee lad who gets the tea on the building site and who gets sent for a bucket of spotty paint!  The funny thing is if you did send him for spotty paint I reckon he’d get it!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2346 on: December 14, 2018, 10:05:14 am »
A wee Iron Bru fuelled dynamo with a whole pile of ‘fuck you jimmy’ in his locker yet he has the face of the wee lad who gets the tea on the building site and who gets sent for a bucket of spotty paint!  The funny thing is if you did send him for spotty paint I reckon he’d get it!

Think he’d get you tartan paint instead!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2347 on: December 14, 2018, 10:33:56 am »
Think he’d get you tartan paint instead!

 ;D  Definitely better than spotty paint!  I reckon he'd also find a bucket of blue steam and could also get a rubber hammer with glass nails!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2348 on: December 14, 2018, 10:38:55 am »
How about Robertsonaldini? or Robertsoncelo?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2349 on: December 14, 2018, 10:57:23 am »
How about Robertsonaldini? or Robertsoncelo?

I hope you're taking the piss.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2350 on: December 14, 2018, 11:17:36 am »
Just Robertson.

Any relation to that Just William fella?  :P

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2351 on: December 14, 2018, 11:29:00 am »
If we still made the naff banners we did in the 1970s one would read 'Robertson Makes Jam out of Right Wingers'.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2352 on: December 14, 2018, 12:05:55 pm »
If we still made the naff banners we did in the 1970s one would read 'Robertson Makes Jam out of Right Wingers'.

Naff ?  thats famous scouse humour

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2353 on: December 14, 2018, 12:15:33 pm »
Robertson, the best leftback in the world.
Boy can play- dribbling, speed, character, stamina, assists- the lot.

If he adds goals- he becomes the best player in the Premiership at the moment.

Thank you scouts

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2354 on: December 14, 2018, 12:22:38 pm »
It is not your love for the man at the age of 46 that is objectionable but your use of the word "fave".  ;)

Just got a bit giddy about him :D
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2355 on: December 14, 2018, 01:08:59 pm »
Robertson, the best leftback in the world.
Boy can play- dribbling, speed, character, stamina, assists- the lot.

If he adds goals- he becomes the best player in the Premiership at the moment.

Thank you scouts

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2356 on: December 14, 2018, 01:22:41 pm »
Just Robertson.

Any relation to that Just William fella?  :P

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2357 on: December 14, 2018, 03:02:35 pm »
I was talking about Robbo to a mate the other day when watching the City vs Hoffenheim match, he's a Hull ST holder and I basically asked him if he had expected the lad to go on and be as successful as he has. I've been to quite a few Hull games with him over the years so had seen Robbo play myself before his move and thought he looked a cracking option but my mate had obviously seen him week in, week out.

He was kinda flummoxed by how good he's turned out, he didn't deny that Robbo had quality, said he was way too good for Hull or the championship but said he thought Robbo was a bit weak defensively to make it at as a regular at a top top side, and that he was known by the fans for being a weak crosser. He expected Robertson to be nothing more than a squad player to fill in for Moreno (lol)

I'll be honest and say whenever I watched him at Hull I didn't see any of that, I wasn't paying a massive amount of attention, I do remember being impressed at his pace and his runs forward, also thinking he looked as likely as anyone to score.

I think it's amazing someone not highly fancied has come in from a small team for a small fee (almost free if you factor in Stewart) and basically become the best Left back in England, some would even argue he's the best LB on the planet or at least on his way to being so. In todays footie world where everyone's a scout and players are under the spotlight from being a kid, everywhere from sites like opta to highly researched games like FM it's great to see hidden gems still appearing.

If Liverpool do go on to win things with this team (I have no doubt they will) then Robbo will surely go down as a legend in years to come as he'll be a huge part of it I'm sure - not bad for a lad that only six years ago was crying out for a job on Twitter.

Hopefully there's some more completely under the radar players out there, I'd love to see Liverpool bringing another one of two in, it'd be very much like the 80s with a few of the unfancied players from little clubs we brought in who are now club legends.

As for Robertson himself, I'm made up he's gone on to make himself an almost undroppable player, it says it all about the lad that given a choice to swap him for another LB from any club I wouldn't, I'd maybe umm and ahh on Marcelo for a while given his quality going forward but he's not great at the back AND he's getting old.

I'm not one for really favouriting players, last time I did that really was Fowler, but Robbo and Trent are the two in the current side I'd really hate to lose and enjoy seeing get better and better. The rest of them, great players as they are I wouldn't be gutted for long if they left for Real/Barca but I hope Andy and Trent stay here for the rest of their careers.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2358 on: December 14, 2018, 03:36:18 pm »
Fantastic that even if Madrid put a huge offer in Robertson wants to play for Klopp. For the best team in Europe.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2359 on: December 14, 2018, 03:42:21 pm »
Robertson, the best leftback in the world.
Boy can play- dribbling, speed, character, stamina, assists- the lot.

If he adds goals- he becomes the best player in the Premiership at the moment.

Thank you scouts

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