Right,
Its spider season. In my house, at work at my missuses parents, I'm being stalked by big, nasty garden spiders. I also had a dream about spiders as a result. When I switch on the telly, there's shit about spiders on! What is going on, seriously?
As I write this, there's a long legged, black, horrible little fucker creeping up the wall next to the fire place. If I dont return he's eaten me. Spider season is in full effect people- watch out.