Author Topic: Rock & Roll is full bad wools (Read 30728 times)

Mag Hull · « **Reply #40 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:03:35 pm »

Talking to a girl on the south coast of France, she was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance

Red_Mist · « **Reply #41 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:53:19 pm »

Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm, I’ve gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #42 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:00:17 pm »

Fucking hell!

Jake · « **Reply #43 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:05:43 pm »

Not long now until lollypop men are called Darren.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #44 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:38:39 pm »

U is for the umpire which I sometimes wish I’d been instead

(you never hear a cricket crowd chanting “who’s the bastard in the hat?”)

john_mac · « **Reply #45 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:23:24 am »

loon the red · « **Reply #46 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:45:07 am »

Better CDs came out from the freezer...

john_mac · « **Reply #47 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:46:12 am »

I'm the Slim Shady
The real Slim Shady
The other Slim Shady's gone to play tennis

CheshireDave · « **Reply #48 on:** October 22, 2014, 08:18:34 am »

Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed?

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #49 on:** October 22, 2014, 08:21:20 am »

Check your sheds, check your sheds, I think I've lost my mind!

Mag Hull · « **Reply #50 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:00:12 pm »

Oh I went from the Andes to the Indies in my Undies

Buck Pete · « **Reply #51 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:43:24 pm »

The Nauseating Bashfulness of Early Diana.
Makes me want to...

HMHB · « **Reply #52 on:** October 22, 2014, 01:46:02 pm »

midge ure looks like a milk thief

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #53 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:16:35 pm »

Quote from: HMHB on October 22, 2014, 01:46:02 pm

midge ure looks like a milk thief

Thanks. I was wondering what that line was.

I try to put everything into perspective
Set it against the scale of human suffering
And I thought of the Mugabe government
And the children of the Calcutta railways
This works for a while
But then I encounter Primark FM
Overhead a rainbow appears
In black and white

Red in Korea · « **Reply #54 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:28:51 pm »

He'd only been locked up for public nuisance offences
One of which saw him beach combing the Dee Estuary
Found a dead wading bird
Took it home, parcelled it up, and sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool
With a note inside which read: "Is this your Sanderling?"

May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob

Mag Hull · « **Reply #55 on:** October 22, 2014, 02:38:09 pm »

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say "Hosepipe ban"

HMHB · « **Reply #56 on:** October 22, 2014, 03:09:40 pm »

can you hear calvin singh

Mag Hull · « **Reply #57 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:06:51 pm »

Julio sings your favourite Ultra Sur chants........

Stevie-A · « **Reply #58 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:17:04 pm »

I was a pain in the diocese, A heap of strife for my folks, But then I got me a faith lift, Now I’m the man with the jokes.

cloggypop · « **Reply #59 on:** October 23, 2014, 12:26:21 am »

Quote from: The 92A on October 23, 2014, 12:08:22 am

That is the home kit.

It was a dodgy transformer again and again. A dodgy transformer that cost three pounds ten.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #60 on:** October 23, 2014, 11:46:37 am »

Jake · « **Reply #61 on:** October 23, 2014, 06:19:22 pm »

...Jim Rosenthal, I found him on his knees at the wailing wall.

HMHB · « **Reply #62 on:** October 23, 2014, 08:31:56 pm »

they say plenty more fish,i say Amoco Cadiz

Stevie-A · « **Reply #63 on:** October 24, 2014, 06:57:17 am »

Do you want to swap a hundred spandex overcoats, For the mental age of a haversack...

Jake · « **Reply #64 on:** October 24, 2014, 01:42:25 pm »

G is for the gnarled face of someoen who's on £90,000 a week and reckons he should have had a throw in.

HMHB · « **Reply #65 on:** October 24, 2014, 01:50:39 pm »

cnd,cnd am not going on after chas and dave

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #66 on:** October 24, 2014, 01:55:26 pm »

Quote from: Rhi on October 24, 2014, 03:40:42 am

So if what's in the fondue's to die for, it's got nothing to do with the cheese, and if what's in the punch bowl seems lethal, it's because it's two thirds anti-freeze.

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on October 21, 2014, 08:33:31 am

So if what’s in the fondue’s to die for
It’s got nothing to do with the cheese
And if what’s in the punchbowl seems lethal
It’s because it’s two thirds anti-freeze...

It took a while, but we finally got a repeat.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #67 on:** October 24, 2014, 02:03:18 pm »

You hacks don’t know where it’s at/You can’t appreciate the master of the Strat

Mag Hull · « **Reply #68 on:** October 24, 2014, 02:05:19 pm »

“Shit band, no fans, shit band no fans…”

cloggypop · « **Reply #69 on:** October 24, 2014, 03:24:17 pm »

Husker Du Du Du, Captain Beefheart, ELO

Jake · « **Reply #70 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:10:31 pm »

You only busk when its Christmas.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #71 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:22:33 pm »

We've both seen your personalised reg plate,
And it’s not the worst crime I agree,
But we both know full well, that it really should spell:
T
W
A
T

O
N
E

only6times · « **Reply #72 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:39:08 pm »

Yes i'll be happy. When you get arrested for defacing the bridge.

only6times · « **Reply #73 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:42:34 pm »

He swallowed every last pill and he laid back on his duvet. A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way to ooh ooooh to kill yourself.

Jake · « **Reply #74 on:** October 24, 2014, 08:45:11 pm »

How so sir? With tetris? Not possible, didn't bring the gameboy.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #75 on:** October 25, 2014, 12:32:04 am »

A Devon cream tea around half past three will be splendid. Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended.

john_mac · « **Reply #76 on:** October 25, 2014, 08:18:50 am »

Quote from: HMHB on October 24, 2014, 01:50:39 pm

cnd,cnd am not going on after chas and dave

CND? CND?

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #77 on:** October 25, 2014, 08:45:54 am »

Quote from: Rhi on October 25, 2014, 02:40:24 am

Check your sheds! Check your sheds! I think I've lost my mind.

Stop robbing mine

Mag Hull · « **Reply #78 on:** October 25, 2014, 08:48:19 am »

Singing Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one: Luton Town – Millwall, nineteen eighty-five

john_mac · « **Reply #79 on:** October 25, 2014, 08:52:19 am »

Why does the winner of Mr Universe
Always come from Earth?