Author Topic: Rock & Roll is full bad wools (Read 30640 times)

Mag Hull · « **Reply #200 on:** March 24, 2017, 11:12:07 pm »

Agony Aunt if I had the arse of a crow
And the wings of a sparrow, and you were below........

kavah · « **Reply #201 on:** February 18, 2018, 08:09:31 pm »

Joy In Leeuwarden for sure

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2018/feb/18/leeuwarden-the-netherlands-european-capital-of-culture-with-a-local

Mag Hull · « **Reply #202 on:** March 11, 2018, 01:12:28 am »

Reasons to be cheerful part III - new album May

No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut
Track Listing:
• Alehouse Futsal
• Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)
• Knobheads on Quiz Shows
• Bladderwrack Allowance
• Renfield’s Afoot
• Terminus
• The Announcement
• What Made Colombia Famous
• Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
• Every Time a Bell Rings
• Emergency Locksmith
• Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe
• Swerving the Checkatrade
The Probe Plus website says it’ll be catalogue number PROBE75, released on 18 May.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #203 on:** March 11, 2018, 11:47:43 am »

Quote from: Black & White Paul on October 7, 2016, 08:30:23 pm

I have no idea what the hell these posts are about, but here, have this . . . There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Rafa

But he's a fryer and I'm not sure about you

Sudden Death Draft Loser · « **Reply #204 on:** March 11, 2018, 11:52:03 am »

Quote from: Mag Hull on March 11, 2018, 01:12:28 am

Reasons to be cheerful part III - new album May

• Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe

Had no idea there are/were traditional rock climbers

kavah · « **Reply #205 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:51:27 pm »

Red_Mist · « **Reply #206 on:** April 27, 2018, 10:39:22 am »

Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night 'neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny

Driving down to visit an old mate near Stratford later, and managed to persuade him that our best bet for tonight’s entertainment is a gig in Leamington Spa. He last saw them at Liverpool Poly in 91 and didn’t realise they were still going strong..

Red_Mist · « **Reply #207 on:** April 27, 2018, 10:45:07 am »

Now here’s a good idea for a pointless but worthwhile exercise. Cycle to every place mentioned in their songs: https://halfmanhalfbikekit.com

Mag Hull · « **Reply #208 on:** May 18, 2018, 06:58:01 pm »

Ground Control to Monty Don

cloggypop · « **Reply #209 on:** May 18, 2018, 09:29:30 pm »

No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Out today!

Filler. · « **Reply #210 on:** May 19, 2018, 08:19:02 pm »

Warm, waterproof clothing was recommended.. and perhaps a flask.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #211 on:** May 19, 2018, 08:28:14 pm »

Quote from: Mag Hull on May 18, 2018, 06:58:01 pm

Ground Control to Monty Don

Red in Korea · « **Reply #212 on:** May 19, 2018, 10:23:05 pm »

Quote from: cloggypop on May 18, 2018, 09:29:30 pm

No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Out today!

Done. Let's get the quotes flowing.

Notice was given of a bat walk in Royden Park, Frankby on Friday evening. Ranger-led, the event was free although booking was essential. Warm waterproof clothing was recommended, and perhaps a flask. Meet at the café car park at 7pm for a 7.30 start. Strictly no dogs.

My response to that was this:

“Who the fuck are you, trying to govern everybody’s bat walks?"

kesey · « **Reply #213 on:** May 20, 2018, 12:35:15 am »

Quote from: Mag Hull on March 11, 2018, 01:12:28 am

Reasons to be cheerful part III - new album May

No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut
Track Listing:
• Alehouse Futsal
• Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)
• Knobheads on Quiz Shows
• Bladderwrack Allowance
• Renfield’s Afoot
• Terminus
• The Announcement
• What Made Colombia Famous
• Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
• Every Time a Bell Rings
• Emergency Locksmith
• Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe
• Swerving the Checkatrade
The Probe Plus website says it’ll be catalogue number PROBE75, released on 18 May.

Looks like something from the End that.

Things in.

Girls with muzzies
Going to weird places on your own

Things out

Birmos

Mag Hull · « **Reply #214 on:** May 20, 2018, 12:02:16 pm »

8 down and 3 across. Him in Wharfdale Avenue with the Black Yaris

AndyMuller · « **Reply #215 on:** May 22, 2018, 08:44:01 am »

What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

Jake · « **Reply #216 on:** May 22, 2018, 09:28:04 am »

Listened to the new album last night, nothing that stands out as brilliant so far.

monkeyharris · « **Reply #217 on:** May 24, 2018, 01:04:14 pm »

Posted this in the cycling thread...the bastards...

He got a Boardman bike on the 'Cycle to Work' scheme.
Discovered he really enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4;
worshipped at the alter of Wiggo and Froome-dog.
Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit

Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge

the 92A · « **Reply #218 on:** May 24, 2018, 10:03:07 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on May 24, 2018, 01:04:14 pm

Posted this in the cycling thread...the bastards...

He got a Boardman bike on the 'Cycle to Work' scheme.
Discovered he really enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4;
worshipped at the alter of Wiggo and Froome-dog.
Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit

Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge

Boss G they like their bikes...
When I need you
You’re only ever twenty-eight away
With a tailwind
I’m on Shimano Ultegra now, ain’t you heard?

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #219 on:** June 8, 2018, 06:32:01 pm »

Boom boom boom, lemme hear you say hosepipe ban!

Jake · « **Reply #220 on:** June 22, 2019, 11:34:02 pm »

Annual pilgrimage to the Holmfirth Picturedrome last night to see HMHB

Best set list yet, think that's the sixth time I've seen them in total. Here's to next year. Missing Ken on guitar but the new lad plays it well.

kavah · « **Reply #221 on:** April 8, 2022, 08:13:13 am »

Take your chips
Take your chips
Take your chips and fuck off home
Take your chips and fuck off home

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #222 on:** April 8, 2022, 09:41:08 pm »

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #223 on:** April 8, 2022, 10:23:30 pm »

See ya later undertaker
In a while necrophile

kavah · « **Reply #224 on:** August 2, 2022, 10:39:26 pm »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/3tBchiwyAVg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/3tBchiwyAVg</a>

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #225 on:** August 3, 2022, 12:00:32 am »

He saw a monkey with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other. And he shouted over: "Hey, you don't need the tin opener for that" To which the monkey replied: "It's for the custard, dickhead"

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #226 on:** August 14, 2022, 05:17:46 pm »

"We had Slade,we had The Sweet
Sean had Chickory Tip".

Blasting out in a bar in Cambridge Mass,first time i can remember HMHB getting played here while out drinking.

kavah · « **Reply #227 on:** November 6, 2022, 03:14:41 am »

If I were a linesman
I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides

afc tukrish · « **Reply #228 on:** November 6, 2022, 11:20:20 am »

Quote from: kavah on November 6, 2022, 03:14:41 am

If I were a linesman
I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides

Qué será, será

MichaelA · « **Reply #229 on:** November 6, 2022, 02:50:22 pm »

whats a park if you can't see a linnet?
a timetable if your journey's infinite?

Red_Mist · « **Reply #230 on:** November 7, 2022, 07:57:10 am »

I play postal chess with a man who doesn’t know me
I’ve got a better frown than Tony Iommi

Jake · « **Reply #231 on:** January 15, 2023, 04:34:37 pm »

Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?

Red_Mist · « **Reply #232 on:** February 22, 2023, 06:11:52 pm »

Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit

kavah · « **Reply #233 on:** April 11, 2024, 08:40:28 am »

Their games, their shapes, their capers, their japes
Destroyed by a thoughtless shitehawk