Author Topic: Atletico Mince podcast (Read 9832 times)

Original · « **on:** January 15, 2019, 10:37:04 am »

Been listening to it for a while now, and whilst not the biggest fan of Andy Dawson, I'd listen to Bob Mortimer doing the shipping forecast.

Latest episode had Adrian Lewis ordering a meat feast and it may be the funniest 5 minutes I've ever experienced.

ianrush79 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2019, 09:12:23 pm »

Just got onto this around Xmas time. Absolutely love it. Peter Beardsley sketches have me in stitches. Adrian Lewis was great too (works a treat imagining that it is fat Sam)

Dench57 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:16:11 pm »

Quote from: ianrush79 on January 16, 2019, 09:12:23 pm

Adrian Lewis was great too (works a treat imagining that it is fat Sam)

Hah, I was imagining the Count of Monte Bisto too.

A fan has lovingly animated a lot of his sketches, including Meat Feast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBIklO7796Y

Original · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2019, 08:35:03 am »

i also recommend all the south african clips that have been put together in youtube

"fackin gang bangers, you gotta love em"

Sharado · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2019, 02:19:32 pm »

The henderson song fucking murders me man.

'I store Walnuts, I eat tin foil'.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2019, 05:31:51 pm »

Quote from: Original on January 18, 2019, 08:35:03 am

i also recommend all the south african clips that have been put together in youtube

"fackin gang bangers, you gotta love em"

There's also an "'ave you ever noooticed?" compilation too. It's 63 minutes long.

Dalglish to Rush · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2019, 11:20:30 pm »

Another massive fan here, I don't think they've made a bad episode and they usually leave me with tears streaming down my face.

Gangs of the EPL, Barry Homeowner and Steve McLaren and his Hair Island are comedy gold but the Peter Beardsley sections are absolute genius and never fail to have me in stitches.

"Where's me poachies you fookin' Doyle!"

bradders1011 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2019, 02:15:51 am »

The Beardsley music is here ya fookin' spooky clowns: https://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/yesteryear-2_138355

It's haunting.

classycarra · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2019, 02:32:01 am »

I love Barry Homeowner. His lament song is online https://www.reddit.com/r/VicAndBob/comments/6wj9nu/barry_homeowners_lament/

bradders1011 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2019, 02:36:14 am »

Quote from: Classycara on January 19, 2019, 02:32:01 am

I love Barry Homeowner. His lament song is online https://www.reddit.com/r/VicAndBob/comments/6wj9nu/barry_homeowners_lament/

What's the C for you say?

Sailing ships in, I reply.

But that's only jokes, only the laffles.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2019, 07:25:35 am »

Quote from: Classycara on January 19, 2019, 02:32:01 am

I love Barry Homeowner. His lament song is online https://www.reddit.com/r/VicAndBob/comments/6wj9nu/barry_homeowners_lament/

It’s a beauty that.

Ed-Zeppelin · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2019, 07:42:26 pm »

WARHAMMER

Ziltoid · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2019, 09:14:10 pm »

Hit episode 47 and Liverpool are now in the gangs of the epl. Lillyliananana is brilliant. Love it when Bob fucks up the accent and has to recount which it is by saying certain phrases. The best being "I do declare" for Rashford.

Dalglish to Rush · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2019, 07:43:48 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 19, 2019, 09:14:10 pm

Hit episode 47 and Liverpool are now in the gangs of the epl. Lillyliananana is brilliant. Love it when Bob fucks up the accent and has to recount which it is by saying certain phrases. The best being "I do declare" for Rashford.

The trouble Bob has with the South African accent at times just makes those stories so funny, I was listening to one before and he went from Welsh to Indian and then Scottish before giving up and doing one of the stories about a young maiden with "plenty o tit' trying to escape the Laird.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2019, 11:53:43 am »

Quote from: Dalglish to Rush on January 20, 2019, 07:43:48 pm

The trouble Bob has with the South African accent at times just makes those stories so funny, I was listening to one before and he went from Welsh to Indian and then Scottish before giving up and doing one of the stories about a young maiden with "plenty o tit' trying to escape the Laird.

Yes, episode 46 I think. listened to that one a few days back. Beardsley has just made his first appearance in the one with Jon Jon Shelvey in the gangs of the epl.

tinner777 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2019, 12:08:48 pm »

vardy world cup. Still fucking kills me. mice and fucking men

Stevie-A · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2019, 06:57:14 pm »

Beardsley's joke book is utter genius. The Batman Forever joke had me creased up.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:31:32 pm »

Quote from: Stevie-A on January 21, 2019, 06:57:14 pm

Beardsley's joke book is utter genius. The Batman Forever joke had me creased up.

It’s the way he cracks up before the punchline that I love.

Slick_Beef · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2019, 08:56:53 pm »

Bob's Eric Dier always crack's me up!

Also loved Bob's Son impression.. "I don't want to do an oriental accent and end my career so I'm going to do him as German"

redan · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2019, 06:35:16 pm »

Hodgson and Warhammer was probably the most I’ve laughed in years.

I literally had tears running down my face whilst listening on a busy train

Ziltoid · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2019, 09:31:20 pm »

He's doing these Beardsley monologues at the moment with the Albanian next door neighbour tapping away etc. It's fucking hilarious but heartbreaking at the same time.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2019, 09:35:44 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 22, 2019, 09:31:20 pm

He's doing these Beardsley monologues at the moment with the Albanian next door neighbour tapping away etc. It's fucking hilarious but heartbreaking at the same time.

What he needs is a nice chicken wrap.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2019, 09:48:34 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 22, 2019, 09:35:44 pm

What he needs is a nice chicken wrap.

Boiled eggs for his wife to stop her beating him. Seems to take solace in his trumpet.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2019, 03:12:03 pm »

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I had to hold onto a wall this morning to stop myself keeling over at this. Tears spilling from my eyes, thought i was going to be sick.

Slick_Beef · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2019, 08:27:39 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 23, 2019, 03:12:03 pm

I had to hold onto a wall this morning to stop myself keeling over at this. Tears spilling from my eyes, thought i was going to be sick.

"Kenwood?"

Original · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:46:13 pm »

Quote from: Slick_Beef on January 21, 2019, 08:56:53 pm

Bob's Eric Dier always crack's me up!

Also loved Bob's Son impression.. "I don't want to do an oriental accent and end my career so I'm going to do him as German"

In which he sounds like an asian fella doing a german accent anyway.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2019, 10:17:21 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 23, 2019, 03:12:03 pm

I had to hold onto a wall this morning to stop myself keeling over at this. Tears spilling from my eyes, thought i was going to be sick.

I like jr job at the bowling alley one best.

Sharado · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2019, 09:58:24 am »

The new Henderson song is incredible. I eat live crabs out of bin bags

classycarra · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2019, 10:19:57 am »

Dog dirt

Ziltoid · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2019, 12:52:46 pm »

Just listened to the Beardsley one where his wife sets a honey trap. Poor Peter.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2019, 06:02:48 pm »

I've caught up, what the fuck do I do now?!! I feel lost.

Dog dirt

Slick_Beef · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:48:26 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 31, 2019, 06:02:48 pm

I've caught up, what the fuck do I do now?!! I feel lost.

Dog dirt

Have you watched the live show yet?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:49:14 pm »

Quote from: Slick_Beef on January 31, 2019, 08:48:26 pm

Have you watched the live show yet?

No, any good?

Slick_Beef · « **Reply #33 on:** February 2, 2019, 08:40:31 am »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 31, 2019, 08:49:14 pm

No, any good?

Yeah, I do prefer the podcast but it's about a quid I think so well worth it

Ziltoid · « **Reply #34 on:** February 15, 2019, 03:29:32 pm »

Just downloaded the latest - another classic Adrian Lewis

Dench57 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2019, 04:44:20 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on February 15, 2019, 03:29:32 pm

Just downloaded the latest - another classic Adrian Lewis

I’ve got the pre-meat sweats and me knickers are taking the brunt

John C · « **Reply #36 on:** February 23, 2019, 01:39:03 pm »

Bob was on Desert Island Discs recently, deffo worth a listen folks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00029fv

Titi Camara · « **Reply #37 on:** February 23, 2019, 02:08:53 pm »

Quote from: John C on February 23, 2019, 01:39:03 pm

Bob was on Desert Island Discs recently, deffo worth a listen folks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00029fv

Oh fuck off you glorious bastard!

John C · « **Reply #38 on:** February 23, 2019, 03:58:14 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on February 23, 2019, 02:08:53 pm

Oh fuck off you glorious bastard!

And don't switch off at the end .... there's a snippet of Vic's old one

johnybarnes · « **Reply #39 on:** February 23, 2019, 10:45:47 pm »

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