Author Topic: Father Ted (Read 137134 times)

Voni · « **Reply #200 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:40:21 pm »

Sure I'll wander in!!!

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #201 on:** October 6, 2009, 12:24:50 am »

Watching my Fr.Ted boxset in bed at the moment.

I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks!

Djibriliant · « **Reply #202 on:** October 6, 2009, 12:08:45 pm »

I watched the 2nd series last night, with the raffle

'Aha Ted, I bought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble. The travel scrabble for when we were travelling, and the normal travel, for when we arrived.... Ah wait no, now that think of it, I didnt bring either of them'

Danny Boys Dad · « **Reply #203 on:** October 6, 2009, 12:30:04 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on March 29, 2009, 02:56:12 pm

Jim Norton who plays Bishop Brennan was also in "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas", I couldnt take any of his scenes seriously cos I half expected him to start screaming "CCRRRRRILLLLLYYYYYY!!"

Saw that as well, he doesn't seem able to do any different voices, even sounded like Bishop Brennan.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #204 on:** October 6, 2009, 04:45:17 pm »

Ted: The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #205 on:** October 6, 2009, 04:50:11 pm »

'Father, Ive killed a man'

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #206 on:** October 6, 2009, 04:56:46 pm »

What would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellows?
no,he's much worse than hitler.You wouldnt find hitler listening to jungle music at three in the morning

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #207 on:** October 6, 2009, 05:02:57 pm »

I'm Henry Sellers! I'M HENRY SELLERS!!!

Continuing on with my point about only seeing Jim Norton as Bishop Brennan, no matter what he's in, the actor who plays Henry Sellers is the priest in Mamma Mia, and when I saw Mamma Mia, all I could think when he appeared on the screen was, "He's Henry Sellers. HE'S HENRY SELLERS!"

Buck Pete · « **Reply #208 on:** October 6, 2009, 05:31:27 pm »

Love that bit in the Henry Sellers episode where he's accompanied by the really annoying laughing Priest.

"Remember the time Ted....HA HA HA.....When...HA HA.....Father Jack....HA HA HE HE...Lost his.....HEE HEE HO HO....Slippers HO HO HO"

Ted: "How long was the flight Hen....."

Sellars " 4 HOURS!!!"

Quality bit of timing. Along with Partridge one of the best comedies for its timing and delivery

Garstonite · « **Reply #209 on:** October 6, 2009, 06:11:39 pm »

"Comin' over here taking our jobs and our women acting like they own the feckin' place. Feckin... feckin' Greeks!"
"It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after."

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #210 on:** October 6, 2009, 06:30:44 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on October 6, 2009, 06:11:39 pm

"Comin' over here taking our jobs and our women acting like they own the feckin' place. Feckin... feckin' Greeks!"
"It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after."

I don't care who he's after as long as I can have a go at the Greeks, they invented gayness!!

-HH- · « **Reply #211 on:** October 6, 2009, 08:36:33 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on October 6, 2009, 06:11:39 pm

"Comin' over here taking our jobs and our women acting like they own the feckin' place. Feckin... feckin' Greeks!"
"It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after."

It's just the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea. I mightn't be able to devote myself full time to the old racism...

AshbourneRed · « **Reply #212 on:** September 28, 2010, 12:39:02 am »

Think this needs a bump. Just watched Night of the nearly dead. Absolute classic.

"Go away...I don't wanna catch the menopause!"

"its like a big tide of jam comin towards us....but jam made out of old women"

"remember last year mrs. dunne...your husband tried to wash a cup...and burnt the house down!"

Never gets old.

MichaelA · « **Reply #213 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:57:01 am »

Careful Now.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #214 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:11:59 am »

He got his lad out.

mbyx6cg2 · « **Reply #215 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:21:53 am »

Address me by my proper title you little bollocks

Corkboy · « **Reply #216 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:22:32 am »

Ride me sideways.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #217 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:19:09 am »

The Christmas special was on again the other night.

Dougal opening his Advent calendar window on Xmas Eve. - "Aww, its just 3 lads looking and pointing at a star, what's that got to do with Christmas"

Then the bit when Ted was about to recieve the Golden Cleric award. Ted states that he can finally get to speak out freely to lots of people to which dougal replies "A bit like the Parishioners?"

Ted's reply was a classic "God No, people i respect"

CHOPPER · « **Reply #218 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:24:18 am »

I read in a TV mag that there are a few on over christmas, with the writers picking there favourite episodes.

Should be good.

JP! · « **Reply #219 on:** December 24, 2010, 11:27:37 am »

I'd say, Father, that you might be the second-best priest in the country.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #220 on:** December 24, 2010, 01:32:31 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on December 24, 2010, 10:19:09 am

The Christmas special was on again the other night.

Dougal opening his Advent calendar window on Xmas Eve. - "Aww, its just 3 lads looking and pointing at a star, what's that got to do with Christmas"

Then the bit when Ted was about to recieve the Golden Cleric award. Ted states that he can finally get to speak out freely to lots of people to which dougal replies "A bit like the Parishioners?"

Ted's reply was a classic "God No, people i respect"

Priest Chatback!

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #221 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:13:33 pm »

Just watching the christmas special now.The one where theyre stuck in the lingerie section

good times

..Bruiser.. · « **Reply #222 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:17:07 pm »

I love the 'racist' episode. "I hear you're a racist now father."

Rob K · « **Reply #223 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:21:06 pm »

That would be an ecumenical matter.

JP! · « **Reply #224 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:59:23 pm »

CorKopite · « **Reply #225 on:** December 25, 2010, 12:10:25 am »

Quote from: Rob K on December 24, 2010, 09:21:06 pm

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Love that episode so much haha

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #226 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:35:15 pm »

Quote from: ..Bruiser.. on December 24, 2010, 09:17:07 pm

I love the 'racist' episode. "I hear you're a racist now father."

What's the church's line on it?

Crazyhorse7778 · « **Reply #227 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:54:15 pm »

"Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"

Gets me every time.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #228 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:55:59 pm »

Quote from: Crazyhorse7778 on December 26, 2010, 04:54:15 pm

"Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"

Gets me every time.

Me too.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #229 on:** December 26, 2010, 05:07:47 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on December 24, 2010, 09:13:33 pm

Just watching the christmas special now.The one where theyre stuck in the lingerie section good times

That episode was a classic

Guz-kop · « **Reply #230 on:** December 26, 2010, 06:38:36 pm »

Love the bits with Father Jack in the crech with the kids and the scene of the funeral Dougal did

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #231 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:11:45 pm »

Quick Dougal, play the music that makes Father Jack stand up!

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #232 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:29:55 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on December 24, 2010, 09:13:33 pm

Just watching the christmas special now.The one where theyre stuck in the lingerie section good times

I've been in that Lingerie section.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #233 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:31:24 pm »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on December 26, 2010, 07:29:55 pm

I've been in that Lingerie section.

Is it Ireland's biggest?

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #234 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:45:07 pm »

"Can I stay up and watch the late film, Ted?"

"I don't think so Dougal. The last time you stayed up and watched the late film you got scared, and then you had to sleep with me in my bed, which I wouldn't ordinarily mind but the film wasn't even that scary"

"Ah come on now Ted, a Volkswagen with a mind of its own, thats absolutely terrifying".

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #235 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:50:30 pm »

As a bit of a naive 12 year old when A Christmassy Ted first aired, I thought it was good but not THAT funny but watching it the other day I was nearly crying with laughter. Definitely gets funnier when you understand all the jokes.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #236 on:** December 26, 2010, 08:16:59 pm »

Was watching brendan grace on rte the other day.He was great as the jungle music playing priest Fr stack
Wiki quotes is good for a laugh

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Father_Ted

Hazell · « **Reply #237 on:** December 26, 2010, 09:27:45 pm »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on December 26, 2010, 07:29:55 pm

I've been in that Lingerie section.

Never get bored of that, every single line in that scene is hilarious.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #238 on:** December 27, 2010, 07:39:14 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on December 24, 2010, 10:24:18 am

I read in a TV mag that there are a few on over christmas, with the writers picking there favourite episodes.

Should be good.

It on New Years day night for anyone interested.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #239 on:** December 27, 2010, 07:46:59 pm »

Quote from: ..Bruiser.. on December 24, 2010, 09:17:07 pm

I love the 'racist' episode. "I hear you're a racist now father."

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Ah, the Chinese..They're a great bunch of lads.