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« Reply #12040 on: July 18, 2018, 09:10:52 pm »
These lot are looking increasingly irrelevant in light of our transfer window. Hoping Burnley pip them to fourth this season.

It's Mourinho's third season this time around. ;D

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« Reply #12041 on: July 18, 2018, 11:33:23 pm »


holy hell that's ugly! I mean, it's a Yernited shirt, so that's a given, but still... ;D
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« Reply #12042 on: July 18, 2018, 11:41:16 pm »
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-pogba-transfer-rumours-14921294 - not at all reliable most likely, but this would be hilarious, especially as they wouldn't get anywhere near 89m for him!

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« Reply #12043 on: July 19, 2018, 12:23:14 am »
They've deffogs gone into a slight meltdown over this Alisson stuff.
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« Reply #12044 on: July 19, 2018, 01:27:21 am »
They've deffogs gone into a slight meltdown over this Alisson stuff.

I think their meltdown is because they’ve been missing a lot of their targets this summer. A lot of them are expecting a squad overhaul, but not getting it.

Still don’t know what Martial is up to either.  He’s on tour with them, and the fans are hanging on every bit of footage of him laughing like a placebo.

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« Reply #12045 on: July 19, 2018, 02:10:34 am »
So their pre-season is going very bad according to Jose himself due to the WC. 

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« Reply #12046 on: July 19, 2018, 02:22:14 am »
These smelly c*nts betting their whole window on Bale or what?

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« Reply #12047 on: July 19, 2018, 06:46:55 am »
So their pre-season is going very bad according to Jose himself due to the WC. 
So is everyone else’s to be fair...
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« Reply #12048 on: July 19, 2018, 07:07:52 am »
So is everyone else’s to be fair...

Um, one title challenger won 22-0 the other day.
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« Reply #12049 on: July 19, 2018, 07:16:34 am »
Um, one title challenger won 22-0 the other day.
Did they have any players at the World Cup?

They’re going to win the league!
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« Reply #12052 on: July 19, 2018, 08:06:38 am »
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-pogba-transfer-rumours-14921294 - not at all reliable most likely, but this would be hilarious, especially as they wouldn't get anywhere near 89m for him!

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« Reply #12053 on: July 19, 2018, 08:07:35 am »
https://twitter.com/mrtommcdermott/status/1019647310400245760?s=21

Oh praise be

He probably wants another 300mil to spend, and i doubt the Glazers are willing to give him more. 
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« Reply #12054 on: July 19, 2018, 08:43:44 am »
All their targets seem to be at peak age and likely to cost huge sums. Alderweireld is 29, Bale is 29, Lewandowski is 29. I read a link to Thiago too this morning, at a sprightly 27 by comparison.

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« Reply #12055 on: July 19, 2018, 09:30:18 am »
It wouldn't look as bad if there was more white on the shorts but the black shorts make them look like kids' summer pajamas. Good thing the 'authentic' version of the kit only costs £183.

Authentic seems like a poor choice of description for that version, assuming that it is identical to the kit used by the team then a description like matchday or something like that would seem like it would work better without creating any association of replica meaning fake for the regular option.

One thing that would not shock me though would be that all the big clubs start taking this two tier approach in the next few years, taking a leaf out of the american sports who have taken that approach for years.

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« Reply #12056 on: July 19, 2018, 09:37:07 am »
It wouldn't look as bad if there was more white on the shorts but the black shorts make them look like kids' summer pajamas. Good thing the 'authentic' version of the kit only costs £183.

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« Reply #12057 on: July 19, 2018, 09:38:36 am »
He probably wants another 300mil to spend, and i doubt the Glazers are willing to give him more.

I don’t blame them! ;D

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« Reply #12058 on: July 19, 2018, 10:04:59 am »
£110 for a shirt. That’s twice the price of ours.
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« Reply #12059 on: July 19, 2018, 11:40:35 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44879658

Jose hoping Pogba understands why he was so good in the World Cup.



About 95% of the comments say something along the lines of "Because he wasn't managed by bus-parking manager playing defence-dominated, prehistoric, boring football"

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« Reply #12060 on: July 19, 2018, 11:46:01 am »
All their targets seem to be at peak age and likely to cost huge sums. Alderweireld is 29, Bale is 29, Lewandowski is 29. I read a link to Thiago too this morning, at a sprightly 27 by comparison.

Please get 3 more 30yos in before you get sacked Jose
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« Reply #12061 on: July 19, 2018, 02:00:21 pm »
£110 for a shirt. That’s twice the price of ours.

Until next season when we do the same thing
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« Reply #12062 on: July 19, 2018, 02:02:37 pm »
Please get 3 more 30yos in before you get sacked Jose

And pay way too much for them as well! ;D

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« Reply #12063 on: July 19, 2018, 04:31:03 pm »

About 95% of the comments say something along the lines of "Because he wasn't managed by bus-parking manager playing defence-dominated, prehistoric, boring football"

Deschamps wasn't exactly banging the all-out attack drum either but Pogba seemed to do ok.
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« Reply #12064 on: July 19, 2018, 04:38:31 pm »
Deschamps wasn't exactly banging the all-out attack drum either but Pogba seemed to do ok.

Maybe Utd just need to offer 200 mill for Kante, and they will finally have found the ideal midfield partner for him!

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« Reply #12065 on: July 19, 2018, 04:38:36 pm »
All their targets seem to be at peak age and likely to cost huge sums. Alderweireld is 29, Bale is 29, Lewandowski is 29. I read a link to Thiago too this morning, at a sprightly 27 by comparison.


Perisic I believe is 30 himself. He looks the most likely at the moment.

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« Reply #12066 on: July 19, 2018, 04:53:26 pm »
"We dropped many points due to resting players for the latter stages of CL, "

???

If that's true, a terrible error by Mourinho, considering they weren't in the latter stages.

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« Reply #12067 on: July 19, 2018, 04:55:07 pm »
"We dropped many points due to resting players for the latter stages of CL, "

???

If that's true, a terrible error by Mourinho, considering they weren't in the latter stages.

He rested them so they could go and watch their mates in the latter stages, which is actually a nice thing of him to have done
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« Reply #12068 on: July 19, 2018, 06:06:08 pm »
United doesn't strike me as a team with a clear footballing strategy.   Ed Woodward is just making it up as he goes along, chopping and changing, going after big names rather than building a squad.  He's got a hard-on for Bale and Ronaldo, but Juve showed how a deal could get done by real pros in less than 2 weeks!

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« Reply #12069 on: July 19, 2018, 10:52:54 pm »
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« Reply #12070 on: July 19, 2018, 11:44:37 pm »
Are they actually being linked with anyone?
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« Reply #12071 on: July 20, 2018, 12:19:38 am »
Fellaini signed his new deal so I suspect that'll be it for this summer ;D

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« Reply #12072 on: July 20, 2018, 01:11:20 am »
Are they actually being linked with anyone?

No idea. But I think the positions their fans think they desperately need is right wing / midfield and left back.  So if they don't get those 2 positions sorted, there will be fume.

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« Reply #12073 on: July 20, 2018, 06:58:54 am »
Love that the only thing these Mancs have to look forward to at the minute is another season of misery under Shitcoat.

They all know it really, all positivity has already been well and truly scorched. If Pogba is your great hope then god help you.
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« Reply #12074 on: July 20, 2018, 08:43:24 am »
No idea. But I think the positions their fans think they desperately need is right wing / midfield and left back.  So if they don't get those 2 positions sorted, there will be fume.

Not sure about midfielder. Fellaini,Matic,Pogba, Herrera,Fred.
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« Reply #12075 on: July 20, 2018, 10:02:19 am »
Maybe Utd just need to offer 200 mill for Kante, and they will finally have found the ideal midfield partner for him!

I think Matic was supposed to be the guy who holds down the CM and lets Pogba play a freer role.
I like Matic, he's a good footballer, but he's not Kante.

That said, very few people are.

Imagine though an AM who plays like Kante: runs lots, intercepts, breaks up play, small stature, does all the DM stuff but 10-20m further up the park? How much would you pay for someone like that? :)
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« Reply #12076 on: July 20, 2018, 10:34:06 am »
I think Matic was supposed to be the guy who holds down the CM and lets Pogba play a freer role.
I like Matic, he's a good footballer, but he's not Kante.

That said, very few people are.

Imagine though an AM who plays like Kante: runs lots, intercepts, breaks up play, small stature, does all the DM stuff but 10-20m further up the park? How much would you pay for someone like that? :)


It just doesn't exist does it?  Just impossible  ;D

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« Reply #12077 on: July 20, 2018, 10:45:39 am »
Are they actually being linked with anyone?

Alderweireld was last I heard but haven't followed them that much.
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« Reply #12078 on: July 20, 2018, 12:15:38 pm »
Alderweireld was last I heard but haven't followed them that much.
Redcafe used to have a Ronaldo yearly "is he coming back" thread, so not sure what they are talking about now on there, probably us.

They just sent him on loan to Juventus to gain some confidence, to prepare him for great achievements at manutd. He'll be back. GGMU.
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« Reply #12079 on: July 20, 2018, 06:28:51 pm »
Who have Manchester United signed?