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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10000 on: February 28, 2018, 02:58:10 am »
They changed the rule after that year, then after they decided the Europa League winner would get a Champions League place they changed it again to its current form.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10001 on: February 28, 2018, 07:08:12 am »
I'm sure that they would happily make exception to the rule if there was a good reason why one stadium was unavailable.

I really hope not as it would be funny to see them forced to leave the new stadium mothballed for most of a season  ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10002 on: February 28, 2018, 08:57:21 am »
Some info here on the severity of Alderweireld's injury. Also says he's damaged a different part of the same hamstring. Anybody willing to give this guy 150k a week plus is gambling, plain and simple. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/feb/27/tottenham-toby-alderweireld-juventus-mauricio-pochettino

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10003 on: February 28, 2018, 09:06:05 am »
Plenty would take the risk, no doubt with certain performance clauses included, if the fee was reduced due to the buyout clause. Not like he'd be the first to go for decent money/wages after a length layoff - we've just spent £75m and close to £200k a week on one such player.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10004 on: February 28, 2018, 09:28:12 am »
Plenty would take the risk, no doubt with certain performance clauses included, if the fee was reduced due to the buyout clause. Not like he'd be the first to go for decent money/wages after a length layoff - we've just spent £75m and close to £200k a week on one such player.

Alderweireld's injury is far more concerning than Van Dijk's. A very serious hamstring injury can absolutely finish a player, especially when they're nearly 29 already.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10005 on: February 28, 2018, 09:46:44 am »
I really hope not as it would be funny to see them forced to leave the new stadium mothballed for most of a season  ;D

Well yes, that would be very funny, but I was thinking more if there was a fire or something.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10006 on: February 28, 2018, 10:54:27 am »
That's a hell of a lot of licorice.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10007 on: February 28, 2018, 11:58:39 am »
Alderweireld's injury is far more concerning than Van Dijk's. A very serious hamstring injury can absolutely finish a player, especially when they're nearly 29 already.

I've torn my hamstring. It's a bad injury which I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, but you're being over-dramatic. The resources these players have available to them in their recovery means the vast majority of them will be fine when it comes to muscular injuries. The biggest hurdle is in the head and these are pro athletes who are used to overcoming such difficulties.

We're talking about a centre-half here who doesn't rely on his speed as well, not a striker.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10008 on: February 28, 2018, 04:08:03 pm »
Hope their game tonight doesn't get called off due to "health and safety" concerns over their players not being able to stay on their feet on the way into the ground.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10009 on: February 28, 2018, 04:15:55 pm »
Hope their game tonight doesn't get called off due to "health and safety" concerns over their players not being able to stay on their feet on the way into the ground.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10010 on: February 28, 2018, 04:38:39 pm »
Looking forward to tonight, hopefully they'll break out the flourescent orange ball.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10011 on: February 28, 2018, 06:01:19 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43210300

Going to ask for the first few games to be away so they can complete the stadium on time, but all the teams have to agree to it. Premier League rules dictate that you can't play in more than 1 home stadium per season, can you imagine the jokes if one team says no and the stadium has to remain unused for a year because of it?
Not unusual, happened for our main stand when we had Arsenal, Burnley and Spurs away at the start of 2016/17 season
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10012 on: February 28, 2018, 06:46:48 pm »
Not unusual, happened for our main stand when we had Arsenal, Burnley and Spurs away at the start of 2016/17 season

Also in 87-88 when the sewer collapsed under the Kop, we played Arsenal, Coventry and West Ham away.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10013 on: February 28, 2018, 07:34:10 pm »
So torn...want Rochdale to beat them but also want Spurs to have something to focus on other than top 4. Good chance they'll get dumped out of the CL next week and Chelsea the week after, so would be good if at least one of them had a distraction from the league.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10014 on: February 28, 2018, 07:37:32 pm »
So torn...want Rochdale to beat them but also want Spurs to have something to focus on other than top 4. Good chance they'll get dumped out of the CL next week and Chelsea the week after, so would be good if at least one of them had a distraction from the league.

I think Spurs will go through
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10015 on: February 28, 2018, 07:38:09 pm »
The chances or Rochdale beating them are slim to none, so you might not need to be torn ;)

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10016 on: February 28, 2018, 07:38:17 pm »
Rochdale aren't beating them tonight. Had their chance at home.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10017 on: February 28, 2018, 07:39:40 pm »
I think Spurs will go through

At home to a team 2 tiers below them...not that big a shout mate ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10018 on: February 28, 2018, 07:42:59 pm »
Can't say I'm that bothered about spurs progressing, better them than the mancs or chelsea.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10019 on: February 28, 2018, 07:43:09 pm »
I think Spurs will go through

Risky predication. :D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10020 on: February 28, 2018, 07:46:55 pm »
Bit unfortunate for the Rochdale fans. Presume loads haven’t been able to make it?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10021 on: February 28, 2018, 07:49:32 pm »
Risky predication. :D

Haha I meant vs Juventus!
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10022 on: February 28, 2018, 07:52:50 pm »
Oh look, VAR being a dick again
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10023 on: February 28, 2018, 07:52:52 pm »
What the actual fuck?
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10024 on: February 28, 2018, 07:53:46 pm »
That's incredible. Noting wrong at all with that goal

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10025 on: February 28, 2018, 07:55:54 pm »
Wow. How long did that take. Flash scores had it chalked down as a goal for a good 4/5 minutes before it was ruled out.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10026 on: February 28, 2018, 07:56:39 pm »
If they had disallowed the goal you would have expected VAR to overturn it but not the other way round!
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10027 on: February 28, 2018, 08:00:10 pm »
why did the ref not have a look at the TV screen that he has available to him?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10028 on: February 28, 2018, 08:03:47 pm »
Plenty of snow falling at Wembley

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10029 on: February 28, 2018, 08:04:59 pm »
Plenty of snow falling at Wembley

Falling all over the pitch, a bit like Delle Alli.





(I take it he's not on the pitch but you get my drift - (< pun intended)
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10030 on: February 28, 2018, 08:05:53 pm »
Falling all over the pitch, a bit like Delle Alli.





(I take it he's not on the pitch but you get my drift - (pun intended)

Making puns like that is snow joke, Phil.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10031 on: February 28, 2018, 08:06:31 pm »
Go on then BT, what the fuck have Spurs actually achieved under Poch?
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10032 on: February 28, 2018, 08:06:59 pm »
Spurs getting worldwide adulation for all they have achieved under Pochettino according to this commentator.

Here is a list of everything they achieved under him

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10033 on: February 28, 2018, 08:07:05 pm »
Even Lucas Moura has started going over extremely easily. This is beyond farcical now.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10034 on: February 28, 2018, 08:07:30 pm »
I suppose now we can expect a flurry of puns.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10035 on: February 28, 2018, 08:07:46 pm »
Diving bastard
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10036 on: February 28, 2018, 08:07:49 pm »
Plenty of snow falling at Wembley

Same in Leigh where the under 23's are playing. At one stage you could hardly see the players.  ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10037 on: February 28, 2018, 08:08:44 pm »
Spurs lead.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10038 on: February 28, 2018, 08:09:15 pm »
Same in Leigh where the under 23's are playing. At one stage you could hardly see the players.  ;D

;D Let's hope it doesn't get to the weekend fixtures!

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10039 on: February 28, 2018, 08:10:30 pm »
I suppose now we can expect a flurry of puns.
That one was a bit flakey to be honest