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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33880 on: July 31, 2023, 10:18:28 am »
Today's Racing Post football season preview won't make nice reading for BS fans, they predict Everton will finish 18th this season and advise people to back them to go down at 3/1.  :wave

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33881 on: July 31, 2023, 10:40:02 am »
Today's Racing Post football season preview won't make nice reading for BS fans, they predict Everton will finish 18th this season and advise people to back them to go down at 3/1.  :wave
They’ll do better than I expected then.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33882 on: July 31, 2023, 11:02:08 am »
Here's and early shout for Everton
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33883 on: July 31, 2023, 11:18:23 am »
They’ll do better than I expected then.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33884 on: July 31, 2023, 11:26:26 am »
On the field I think they will stay up this season, despite having predicted their relegation for the last three seasons. Off the field they have the potential for a points deduction, an investigation by the Office of Financial Sanctions Implementation (OFSI) and their finances are literally all over the shop.

They will move heaven and earth to make sure they start playing at BMD still in the Premier League. My dream scenario is they get a points deduction relegation, effectively skirt insolvency, MSP take the keys to BMD to cover their (as yet not finalised) loan and then Everton can't afford the rent to move. I'm struggling to get a quote for the Odds On That.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33885 on: July 31, 2023, 11:35:30 am »
They’re having a rude awakening now. Finishing top or bottom-half makes a difference to who you can attract. Consecutive relegation battles makes it even harder I’m sure. They (the targets) will definitely be looking at the risk of playing lower league football next year.
Everton routinely appear to make their signings later in the transfer window - possibly after the arrival of funds (from the Premier League or outgoing transfers) - so there's always hope for the restless natives. But Everton are also masters at burying bad news by releasing information - or sometimes non-information - about the new ground. There seems to be a flurry of activity on that front at the moment so maybe another "Operation Distraction" is in progress? The fans were, after all, promised a new striker in the last transfer window so you would think the club might at least have got some realistic targets lined up at the start of this one.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33886 on: July 31, 2023, 01:14:41 pm »
Not even worth a new thread.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33887 on: July 31, 2023, 01:29:08 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33888 on: July 31, 2023, 01:32:49 pm »
Agreed a deal for some young Portuguese forward, that’s scored a grand total of six goals in his career.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33889 on: July 31, 2023, 01:33:32 pm »
Corrected for you...

Tbf Everton qualifying for the Championship is something we've all been expecting for years.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33890 on: July 31, 2023, 01:59:13 pm »
Agreed a deal for some young Portuguese forward, that’s scored a grand total of six goals in his career.
Has he ever choked anyone or been charged with assaulting opposing players?

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33891 on: July 31, 2023, 02:00:14 pm »
Has he ever choked anyone or been charged with assaulting opposing players?

Even if he hasn’t he’s going to make the combined eleven ahead of Nunez, guaranteed.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33892 on: July 31, 2023, 02:05:18 pm »
On the field I think they will stay up this season, despite having predicted their relegation for the last three seasons. Off the field they have the potential for a points deduction, an investigation by the Office of Financial Sanctions Implementation (OFSI) and their finances are literally all over the shop.

They will move heaven and earth to make sure they start playing at BMD still in the Premier League. My dream scenario is they get a points deduction relegation, effectively skirt insolvency, MSP take the keys to BMD to cover their (as yet not finalised) loan and then Everton can't afford the rent to move. I'm struggling to get a quote for the Odds On That.

I don’t get their enthusiasm for the new stadium. Prices will rise and Goodson is a horrible place for the opposition with its close proximity to the baying hordes of child launching, snot wiping Morlocks.

BMD won’t have the same propinquity between their “fans” and the pitch so the opposition can go about their business without the worry of being struck by a gurning five year old launched by his dad.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33893 on: July 31, 2023, 02:06:13 pm »
Has he ever choked anyone or been charged with assaulting opposing players?
no but apparently he's tossed a few flares in his career so far.

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33894 on: July 31, 2023, 02:07:05 pm »
I don’t get their enthusiasm for the new stadium. Prices will rise and Goodson is a horrible place for the opposition with its close proximity to the baying hordes of child launching, snot wiping Morlocks.

BMD won’t have the same propinquity between their “fans” and the pitch so the opposition can go about their business without the worry of being struck by a gurning five year old launched by his dad.

First post properly employing "propinquity" on an internet message board, another in the long list of first for the Ev...

Alliterative... ;)
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33895 on: July 31, 2023, 02:18:12 pm »
First post properly employing "propinquity" on an internet message board, another in the long list of first for the Ev...

Alliterative... ;)
I think he meant to type "proximity" again but screwed it up and purely by coincidence ....

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #33896 on: July 31, 2023, 02:24:35 pm »
How did I forget this one ???

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