Author Topic: David Squires - Football cartoonist (Read 327532 times)

It's here ! Gather round everyone!

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jun/04/david-squires-on-liverpool-champions-of-europe-for-a-sixth-time?CMP=share_btn_tw

'Liverpool's triumph was masterminded by Jurgen Klopp, whose red machine is as well-oiled as he appeared to be on the open top bus'

Funniest yet, had me in bits, the missus just shaking her head as I'm creased. Karius as the streaker..."there'll be no embarrassing errors of judgment this year"

oojason · « **Reply #768 on:** July 9, 2019, 12:46:47 pm »

'David Squires on … the Women's World Cup final':-

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/09/david-squires-on-the-womens-world-cup-final

GreatEx · « **Reply #769 on:** July 10, 2019, 07:10:47 am »

Ivanka on the first panel

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vicar · « **Reply #770 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:42:27 am »

The first couple of panels today

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #771 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:50:33 am »

The Newcastle squad panel

12C · « **Reply #772 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:58:10 am »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/16/david-squires-on-daniel-sturridge-dog-and-footballs-great-novelist

Skeeve · « **Reply #773 on:** July 16, 2019, 12:00:47 pm »

Quote from: 12C on July 16, 2019, 11:58:10 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/16/david-squires-on-daniel-sturridge-dog-and-footballs-great-novelist

Thank you, it is always annoying when people comment on a new cartoon without linking to it.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #774 on:** July 16, 2019, 02:31:49 pm »

Quote from: 12C on July 16, 2019, 11:58:10 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/16/david-squires-on-daniel-sturridge-dog-and-footballs-great-novelist

Is that first panel about Mike Nevin?

Riquende · « **Reply #775 on:** July 16, 2019, 05:47:01 pm »

Quote from: Skeeve on July 16, 2019, 12:00:47 pm

Thank you, it is always annoying when people comment on a new cartoon without linking to it.

Or you know, just showing it.

ElDuderino · « **Reply #776 on:** July 16, 2019, 09:48:35 pm »

Sorry, what the fuck is the carrot that looks like Sting? No idea. Whooshed? Google is just giving me Sunderland forums, don't dare venture into there.

markedasred · « **Reply #777 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:09:29 pm »

Quote from: ElDuderino on July 16, 2019, 09:48:35 pm

Sorry, what the fuck is the carrot that looks like Sting? No idea. Whooshed? Google is just giving me Sunderland forums, don't dare venture into there.

In the gathering of any raggle taggle bunch to form a squad without spending, and Sting is a Geordie, so the carrot is almost one of their own. What toon fan will not have a tear in their eye at such a heartwarming prospect?. We all have to hope the Leicester gazumping doesn't happen.

12C · « **Reply #778 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:37:52 pm »

Shaq as a little puppy dog is brilliant.
But that drawing of Bruce is brutally accurate.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #779 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:58:40 pm »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/23/david-squires-on-new-football-kits-betting-and-banter

paulrazor · « **Reply #780 on:** July 23, 2019, 03:08:31 pm »

Quote from: 12C on July 16, 2019, 11:58:10 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/16/david-squires-on-daniel-sturridge-dog-and-footballs-great-novelist

the dog haha

afc tukrish · « **Reply #781 on:** July 23, 2019, 06:02:11 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on July 23, 2019, 02:58:40 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/23/david-squires-on-new-football-kits-betting-and-banter

Literally understood none of that one...

Must be quite witty...

OsirisMVZ · « **Reply #782 on:** July 23, 2019, 09:05:57 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on July 23, 2019, 06:02:11 pm

Literally understood none of that one...

Must be quite witty...

It was about the Paddy Power sponsorship on the Huddersfield Town jersey

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/huddersfield-and-paddy-power-confirm-controversial-kit-was-a-hoax-with-terriers-set-to-have-no-shirt-a4193726.html

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #783 on:** July 23, 2019, 09:48:47 pm »

Handsome and underpaid cartoonists

kavah · « **Reply #784 on:** July 30, 2019, 12:06:44 pm »

what's he going to write about at the end of July? Rees Mogg putting Everton in the Champions League

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #785 on:** July 30, 2019, 12:14:43 pm »

Last panel is Brexit in a nutshell
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/30/david-squires-on-jacob-rees-mogg-world-of-football

Alisson Wonderland · « **Reply #786 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:50:23 am »

Brilliant reference to The Office in the panel about clubs with Latin in their badge! Think it’s one of those that could be missed if you read it too quickly.

Iska · « **Reply #787 on:** August 6, 2019, 11:50:02 am »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/06/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-new-premier-league-season

Gorgeous, especially blond Ozil.

paulrazor · « **Reply #788 on:** August 6, 2019, 11:57:02 am »

Quote from: Iska on August 6, 2019, 11:50:02 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/06/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-new-premier-league-season

Gorgeous, especially blond Ozil.

thats a belter

Robinred · « **Reply #789 on:** August 6, 2019, 12:16:43 pm »

Quote from: Iska on August 6, 2019, 11:50:02 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/06/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-new-premier-league-season

Gorgeous, especially blond Ozil.

It’s the Eddie Howe ‘small face on a big outline’ that always gets me - brilliant.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #790 on:** August 6, 2019, 12:56:46 pm »

Tapered cargo chinos

Phil M · « **Reply #791 on:** August 6, 2019, 03:21:00 pm »

The Solskjær panel is fucking hilarious.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #792 on:** August 6, 2019, 04:31:37 pm »

Quote from: Iska on August 6, 2019, 11:50:02 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/06/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-new-premier-league-season

Gorgeous, especially blond Ozil.

Liverpool™

It's the little details from Squires.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #793 on:** August 6, 2019, 04:32:47 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on August 6, 2019, 04:31:37 pm

Liverpool™

It's the little details from Squires.

Ha, hadn't spotted that, brilliant! He is so sharp.

classycarra · « **Reply #794 on:** August 6, 2019, 05:04:48 pm »

Thought that was a bit of a boring one to be honest, especially if it’s the curtain raiser. The klopp getting kissed off bit seemed shoehorned in and not really in keeping with the weekend/ever.

Only the Ole bit was particularly funny I thought

Still, this is ultra critical given his high standards

Iska · « **Reply #795 on:** August 6, 2019, 06:10:41 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on August 6, 2019, 03:21:00 pm

The Solskjær panel is fucking hilarious.

Him being under a railway arch is so Manchester. Just a pity it’s not raining.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #796 on:** August 6, 2019, 06:42:58 pm »

The dig at Everton having another pointless season is nice.

Riquende · « **Reply #797 on:** August 13, 2019, 11:45:40 am »

Hang on... I stir microwave meals halfway through cooking...

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #798 on:** August 13, 2019, 01:04:27 pm »

Got the bloody Friends theme stuck in my head now

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #799 on:** August 13, 2019, 02:13:42 pm »

The fella getting pushed in the Friends fountain is brilliant.