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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6360 on: January 18, 2020, 11:33:17 pm »
That one was never a pen in a million years.  ;D

Neither was citys but they showed that just to get LiVARpool trending again

So pathetic and desperate, the Entire nation have taken on united and Everton’s conspiracy bullshit to make themselves feel better

Had no more or less VAR bullshit than anyone else. The moment VAR is used in our match it’s ‘oh look yet again’ when it’s like the 3rd time
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6361 on: January 18, 2020, 11:35:03 pm »
Fuck that preview of our match seeing 18 starting to tick to 19 on their graphic got me excited!

I wish they wouldn’t

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6362 on: January 18, 2020, 11:39:44 pm »
Carlo’s eyebrow is going to fly clean off his head managing them.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6363 on: January 18, 2020, 11:41:13 pm »
Hilarious what they’ll fill time in with on everton games

Holgate getting the great player analysis :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6364 on: January 18, 2020, 11:41:56 pm »
Carlo’s eyebrow is going to fly clean off his head managing them.
:lmao  Still can't believe he ended up at Everton and Arteta is at Arsenal. Madness.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6365 on: January 18, 2020, 11:51:41 pm »
Mourinho Ball

Last on match of the day

That’s what he is now. Should’ve stayed on the telly
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6366 on: January 19, 2020, 12:01:11 am »
Arteta looks like a Lego Ted Bundy.

Haha that’s brilliant. :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6367 on: January 19, 2020, 12:52:22 pm »
(Not an MOTD video, but still the Beeb)

This might well be the worst football video I've ever seen, and even the Liverpool fan talks some shite in it. Just all get in the fucking sea.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/american-football/51149891
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6368 on: January 19, 2020, 10:33:32 pm »
Evening all.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6369 on: January 19, 2020, 10:34:18 pm »
David Pleat is that you?  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6370 on: January 19, 2020, 10:36:56 pm »
David Pleat is that you?  ;D

It’s Hazell.

Although they do share the same hobbies by all accounts.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6371 on: January 19, 2020, 10:36:57 pm »
David Pleat is that you?  ;D

Pleat was awesome. Halcyon days they were.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6372 on: January 19, 2020, 10:37:36 pm »
It’s Hazell.

Although they do share the same hobbies by all accounts.

Kerb that kind of talk please.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6373 on: January 19, 2020, 10:38:05 pm »
How does the commentator think that was anything other than a foul on Salah?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6374 on: January 19, 2020, 10:40:02 pm »
Blimey even the MOTD editors cant make United look any good.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6375 on: January 19, 2020, 10:42:13 pm »
That montage of United title winswas the stuff of nightmares, but it was nice of them to end it with us ticking onto 19.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6376 on: January 19, 2020, 10:43:34 pm »
Forgotten how many chances we had in this game.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6377 on: January 19, 2020, 10:45:27 pm »
Fred a leading light this season  ???

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6378 on: January 19, 2020, 10:45:32 pm »
This commentator has done his best to make Utd sound like they did well.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6379 on: January 19, 2020, 10:48:01 pm »
Judging from his post-match comments, Solskjaer's been getting tips from The Hodge.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6380 on: January 19, 2020, 10:50:07 pm »
This commentator has done his best to make Utd sound like they did well.
That xG stat was something like 1.8-1.3 as well.  To be fair I’m pretty sure Martial actually did score that one.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6381 on: January 19, 2020, 10:52:22 pm »
Judging from his post-match comments, Solskjaer's been getting tips from The Hodge.
Did like how his comments about dominating the final 30 minutes followed highlights which showed Fred's shot from range and their corner that led to Salah's goal.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6382 on: January 19, 2020, 10:53:55 pm »
He dominated the final 30 minutes like how I dominate a fuckin' salad.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6383 on: January 19, 2020, 10:55:51 pm »
Not even a mention of our disallowed goal. SHITE.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6384 on: January 19, 2020, 10:57:07 pm »
Did they mention the foul for Bobby's non-goal?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6385 on: January 19, 2020, 10:59:06 pm »
What the hell was that, Jenas makes my brain hurt. Highlights or not that was one of the most one sided games I've seen in ages and they bang on about Oles tactics.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6386 on: January 19, 2020, 11:00:41 pm »
What the hell was that, Jenas makes my brain hurt. Highlights or not that was one of the most one sided games I've seen in ages and they bang on about Oles tactics.

Ole had tactics?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6387 on: January 19, 2020, 11:01:30 pm »
I need to borrow Jenas' agent for five minutes. He must be driving round in a Veyron with the amount he's on telly. I'm half convinced I'm going to see him show up on the bread isle in Morrisons.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6388 on: January 19, 2020, 11:03:36 pm »
Kind of funny that no one really dares say how shite they are. But that’s better for us in the long run so let them crack on.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6389 on: January 19, 2020, 11:04:13 pm »
Ole had tactics?

Basically pack the defence, press and counter quickly, but the pundits weren't complimentary about the last bit.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6390 on: January 19, 2020, 11:05:49 pm »
Horrendous analysis.....I know MOTD2 is watered down, but that was pitiful

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6391 on: January 19, 2020, 11:08:42 pm »
Did they mention the foul for Bobby's non-goal?

I think MOTD have a policy of "If it didn't change the end result, then don't spend time talkig about it" when it comes to VAR
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6392 on: January 19, 2020, 11:08:54 pm »
Horrendous analysis.....I know MOTD2 is watered down, but that was pitiful

Quite often motd2 can be the better show, less games so more time for analysis, but the pundit pairing was obviously abysmal.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6393 on: January 19, 2020, 11:23:42 pm »
Blimey even the MOTD editors cant make United look any good.
I thought the same after watching.

After the nonsense I've been hearing about United 'doing ok' in this game I expected far more from them in the highlights. All I saw was united, yet again, being let off the hook by us.

They did 'ok' only in regards to not conceding a hat full today. With our shooting boots on we absolutely bury them. With their shooting boots on they nick a consolation goal.

I did expect BBC editing to at least make it look like they were in this at some point, but no, even good old Aunty Beeb could manage it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6394 on: January 19, 2020, 11:27:25 pm »
I thought the same after watching.

After the nonsense I've been hearing about United 'doing ok' in this game I expected far more from them in the highlights. All I saw was united, yet again, being let off the hook by us.

They did 'ok' only in regards to not conceding a hat full today. With our shooting boots on we absolutely bury them. With their shooting boots on they nick a consolation goal.

I did expect BBC editing to at least make it look like they were in this at some point, but no, even good old Aunty Beeb could manage it.

Jenas made a decant point and at times (for about 10 minutes in each half) they did stop us playing. But the highlights show how many chances we had and how few they had. That's the huge gulf in class and shows how many ways we have of creating chances going forward.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6395 on: January 19, 2020, 11:31:36 pm »
What the hell was that, Jenas makes my brain hurt. Highlights or not that was one of the most one sided games I've seen in ages and they bang on about Oles tactics.
Trying to find a bright penny in a dungheap, weren't they?

My take-home from the 'analysis' was that Oleh had a bit of a plan but his team were so shite they couldn't manage to implement it anyway.

Bit like me. I've got a plan to be a billionaire and live in the Caribbean, and I'm just as shit at making my plan work as well.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6396 on: January 19, 2020, 11:39:08 pm »
Trying to find a bright penny in a dungheap, weren't they?

My take-home from the 'analysis' was that Oleh had a bit of a plan but his team were so shite they couldn't manage to implement it anyway.

Bit like me. I've got a plan to be a billionaire and live in the Caribbean, and I'm just as shit at making my plan work as well.

It seemed to me like his “plan” relied on us missing a handful of chances we ought to have put away. So it was a shite plan doomed to failure, carried out by a shite players who would have even fucked up a brilliant plan, if their shite manager was capable of coming up with one.


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6397 on: January 20, 2020, 01:03:17 am »
Absolute majestic banter from Murphy about Chappers shirt.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6398 on: January 20, 2020, 01:30:07 am »
Jenas rhetoric on uniteds plan :Lmao

‘Look what wouldve happened if they weren’t shit’

It was so weird. Trying to suggest Solksjaer is this tempered genius who is being held back by the players not able to execute his genius plan

They should’ve been hit for 6
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6399 on: January 20, 2020, 08:42:21 pm »
Didn’t think there was anything wrong with what Jenas was saying. There are probably not many ways to beat us but those tactics give United the best chance. They just didn’t have the quality (or cajones in some cases) to execute. And once we bypassed their press after 15 minutes, that chance reduced even further.
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