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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48520 on: September 16, 2018, 11:14:35 pm »
something seems to have happened to the rams kicker meaning they went for 2 when they scored.

possibly ashamed of being a kicker today and hiding.

Injured.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48521 on: September 16, 2018, 11:25:17 pm »
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48522 on: September 16, 2018, 11:26:27 pm »
My fantasy team is taking a beating this week, be lucky to score 60.00 points, it's that bad i should rename them Everton. :P

As if Everton will get 60 points this year.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48523 on: September 16, 2018, 11:27:54 pm »
Injured.

aye, groin. prefer my version though

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48524 on: September 16, 2018, 11:31:04 pm »
As if Everton will get 60 points this year.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48525 on: September 16, 2018, 11:34:09 pm »
Detroit are bad. Really, really bad.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48526 on: September 16, 2018, 11:38:53 pm »
Detroit are bad. Really, really bad.

Hopefully they stay bad next week too.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48527 on: September 16, 2018, 11:40:34 pm »
Detroit are bad. Really, really bad.

The local Detroit sports media were already heavily criticizing Patricia, Stafford, the coordinators after the Jets game. Some were even suggesting not only that the season was over if they didn't win against the 49ers, but they expect it to go off a cliff given the belief that the players hate Patricia. Lions haven't won in San Francisco since 1975. They've only won one game playing in the Pacific time zone in the last ten years and that was by a point against Oakland

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48528 on: September 16, 2018, 11:44:01 pm »
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Rams RB Todd Gurley is questionable to return because he is cramping.

Can bench him rest of the game being 34-0 up deep in the 4th.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48529 on: September 16, 2018, 11:44:32 pm »
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Rams RB Todd Gurley is questionable to return because he is cramping.

Can bench him rest of the game being 34-0 up deep in the 4th.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48530 on: September 16, 2018, 11:46:12 pm »
What odds on Patricia being back at the Pats by the end of the year?
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48531 on: September 16, 2018, 11:47:49 pm »
The Vontae Davis half-time retirement story is the stuff of legend. He's still only 30!


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The Pats aren't going to do this again, surely?
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48532 on: September 16, 2018, 11:48:26 pm »
Could be comeback on, Bortles just been intercepted in the 4th, but plenty of time to get 2 scores.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48533 on: September 16, 2018, 11:49:20 pm »
What odds on Patricia being back at the Pats by the end of the year?

Slim. Could see him quietly being a coordinator elsewhere there

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48534 on: September 16, 2018, 11:50:51 pm »
Could be comeback on, Bortles just been intercepted in the 4th, but plenty of time to get 2 scores.

I say that, then the Pats fumble & give possession back to the Jags.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48535 on: September 16, 2018, 11:53:47 pm »

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48536 on: September 16, 2018, 11:54:42 pm »
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48537 on: September 16, 2018, 11:56:41 pm »
Lions just returned a punt in for a TD only to get called back for an Illegal Block Above the Waist.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48538 on: September 17, 2018, 12:06:15 am »
Would you not try the QB sneak there? Fucking hell
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48539 on: September 17, 2018, 12:06:30 am »
Lions only three points back now

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48540 on: September 17, 2018, 12:09:07 am »
Pat's fucked themselves twice over: not snapping the ball when the Jag jumped the line, and awful non-existent tackling on the TD.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48541 on: September 17, 2018, 12:10:11 am »
Crikey, a severe kicking is being handed out by Jacksonville here. Without their best WR and RB too.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48542 on: September 17, 2018, 12:10:23 am »
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48543 on: September 17, 2018, 12:13:12 am »
Lions just returned a punt in for a TD only to get called back for an Illegal Block Above the Waist.

Now picked Jimmy G and returned it inside the 10. Called back for defensive holding.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48544 on: September 17, 2018, 12:21:55 am »
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48545 on: September 17, 2018, 12:27:16 am »
My fantasy team is taking a beating this week, be lucky to score 60.00 points, it's that bad i should rename them Everton. :P

Think I'm going to be 3-1 again across my 4 leagues. I need 5 points from Jordan Howard to win one match up. If he doesn't get it then I'd have lost because the Rams kicker got jnjured during the warm up ;D

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48546 on: September 17, 2018, 12:28:07 am »
Crikey, a severe kicking is being handed out by Jacksonville here. Without their best WR and RB too.

And for the most part their starting left tackle.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48547 on: September 17, 2018, 12:31:54 am »
Pat's fucked themselves twice over: not snapping the ball when the Jag jumped the line, and awful non-existent tackling on the TD.

The defending has been non existent all game long. Made Bortles look like Brat Favre

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48548 on: September 17, 2018, 12:35:17 am »
Broncos win on a late FG despite Carr throwing 28/31. Have to say Lindsay looks a great pick-up as an undrafted free agent

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48549 on: September 17, 2018, 02:36:44 am »
The Giants offence has been anemic. They can't even get out of their own half

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48550 on: September 17, 2018, 07:17:25 am »
So here's a quick fantasy tip: Just because you added a defense (or kicker) to replace your current one doesn't mean they'll automatically be added to the first team. Will probably lose this week's game because of it  :butt

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48551 on: September 17, 2018, 07:22:21 am »
must have been another game of 2 halves in denver.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48552 on: September 17, 2018, 08:11:14 am »
must have been another game of 2 halves in denver.

Watched the first half; Raiders in total control. Defence looked good with multiple 3-and-outs.

Were there missed PATs after that?
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48553 on: September 17, 2018, 11:23:36 am »
Watched the first half; Raiders in total control. Defence looked good with multiple 3-and-outs.

Were there missed PATs after that?

No. Denver just started putting up plays late in the 3rd and throughout the 4th. Raiders defence got tired. I've watched Denver's last two games and I genuinely can't tell if they are good or not, despite the 2-0 start

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48554 on: September 17, 2018, 11:42:36 am »
Heard your team conceded a TD yesterday. Sorry, can't relate.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48555 on: September 17, 2018, 12:32:21 pm »
Better from Dallas yesterday, let the Giants back into it late on but pleased with that after the Carolina game last week
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48556 on: September 17, 2018, 12:32:55 pm »
the bills are so bad that Vontae Davis has apparently quit and retired at half time!

Literally the funniest thing ever in the NFL - he's an absolute moron and this is amazing.

His hardknocks trade moment now only the second most memorable moment of his career.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48557 on: September 17, 2018, 12:34:18 pm »
No. Denver just started putting up plays late in the 3rd and throughout the 4th. Raiders defence got tired. I've watched Denver's last two games and I genuinely can't tell if they are good or not, despite the 2-0 start

Ah, Nugent missed a PAT.

Small margins.

Both lines protected the QB well.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48558 on: September 17, 2018, 02:44:57 pm »
Is Eli still running anyone?

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48559 on: September 17, 2018, 02:45:59 pm »
What another great week 2. Those kickers would have been changing in the locker room all alone.