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FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« on: November 18, 2017, 03:01:20 pm »
Not a proper commentator but I'll do me best for at least the first half......



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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2017, 03:02:24 pm »
'1 - from the kick off Southampton #11 falls like a sack of spuds - hopefully that's prescient of the whole team.

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2017, 03:03:43 pm »
'2 - our 1st attack, Salah screaming down the right, ball poked out of play from behind him, officials give a goalkick - hopefully that's NOT prescient of the officials' performance today....

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2017, 03:05:57 pm »
Rather uneventful first five minutes. SLO TV makes it sound like Anfield's really, really quiet.......

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2017, 03:07:34 pm »
7' - Mané down the left with a peach of a cross - nobody there to meet it. Hopefully that's not prescient...........etc.........

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2017, 03:07:40 pm »
Sadio is going to be a nightmare for them - showed a bit of his pace there

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2017, 03:08:13 pm »
Sadio is going to be a nightmare for them - showed a bit of his pace there
Ooooh! A real commentator!!!!! Wanna take over??

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2017, 03:08:35 pm »
7' - Mané down the left with a peach of a cross - nobody there to meet it. Hopefully that's not prescient...........etc.........
Gini got there just not quickly enough

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2017, 03:09:06 pm »
9' - Comedy Ping Pong in Soton box, Salah just couldn't find a way through - corner - comes to nothing - migs to boot it back up

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2017, 03:09:22 pm »
Listening on LFC TV audio commentary always hard to judge the crowd on that. As ever we need an early goal.
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2017, 03:09:31 pm »
Ooooh! A real commentator!!!!! Wanna take over??
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2017, 03:09:42 pm »
10' - Another Mané peach of a cross, Salah hooks his shot wide though - getting better......

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2017, 03:11:02 pm »
11' - Soton's 1st real attack results in offside - just as well really.........

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2017, 03:12:31 pm »
12' - Lovren getting booooo'ed when he touches the ball. Not certain which set of bastards fans is doing it though........

(would love him to score today - would shut quite a few people up for a while)

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2017, 03:14:02 pm »
I'll take over on 15'

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2017, 03:15:52 pm »
15' - I wish I could be a bit more informative - but there's really not a lot happening worthy of typing :o

Let's hope our Resident Rushy can be a talisman! ;D

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2017, 03:16:17 pm »
15' - Mignolet collects and rolls the ball out quickly - Henderson is so surprised he fluffs the control.

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2017, 03:17:43 pm »
16' - Mane with good work to keep the ball in at the corner but it's two on one. Ball moves across and Salah is fouled. Quick FK and the reds are starting to move the ball around quickly now.

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2017, 03:18:35 pm »
17' - Phil with a rare poor pass to Mane and the ball roll out - good intent though.

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2017, 03:20:08 pm »
19' - Phil to Alberto - crosses the ball but it's blocked - corner - fairly easily dealt with and S'hamtpon hoof the ball for a goalkick.

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2017, 03:22:36 pm »
21' - Gini with a shot from 25 yards out - Forster parries - ball is moved up quickly and Migs makes a decent stop - ball streams back on the counter and Phil shoot but past the right post for a corner.

Salah fires in, Boufal catches Alby with his arm - FK in Phil range

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2017, 03:24:12 pm »
23' - Phil unable to bring it down and sails harmlessly over - terrible by his standards

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2017, 03:24:37 pm »
23 dangerous free kick to the left of the D 25 yards out.


And it’s too high
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2017, 03:25:49 pm »
24' - S'hampton have done a good job keeping the ball away from Phil, Bob, Sadio and Salah so far

I’ll take over mate.
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2017, 03:26:51 pm »
I’ll take over mate.
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2017, 03:28:04 pm »
26 all a bit stale here some possession for southamptonsjwn their left but not much comes of it
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2017, 03:29:31 pm »
S'hampton maintaining their shape - we keep knocking, on the gate if not the door

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2017, 03:29:40 pm »
28 cross from the right from Henderson cut out


TAA plays in a fierce cross which is sliced behind for a corner
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2017, 03:31:04 pm »
29 nothing from the corner as it is cleared...

Mad Albie fires a cross to the edge of their box, Southampton break but it’s cleared
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2017, 03:32:11 pm »
Erm

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2017, 03:32:24 pm »
Erm
Thinking hte same.......chirp chirp...........

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2017, 03:32:41 pm »
30. Mané wins a corner...

Cleared at the back post by Virgil..

It works it’s way to Mo and scores a curler from the edge of the box

GOOOOOOOAAAAALLL
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2017, 03:32:57 pm »
That was a fucking ace goal from Mo

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:14 pm »
Salah is the man!!

Aldo loved that goal.  ;D
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:20 pm »
YO! GET MO FO YO MONEY!!!!!  8)  He picked his spot perfectly - keeper had no chance!

(Tepid's on a stream a couple of mins behind, no worries......)

It's difficult to hold back though.  ;D
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:20 pm »
Am I a bit behind?  ;D
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« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:53 pm »
Am I a bit behind?  ;D
I'll reply to that in about two minutes ;D

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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2017, 03:34:55 pm »
33 fields of anfield road rings out at anfield..

The goal came from radical giving the ball away  25 yards put, but the finish was a stunning curler
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2017, 03:35:21 pm »
I'll reply to that in about two minutes ;D
David Bowie has died
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Re: FT Liverpool (3) - Southampton (0) - Mo 30' 41' Phil 68'
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2017, 03:36:04 pm »
David Bowie has died
More like Jill Dando, you slow bastard ;D