Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 342970 times)

WorldChampions · « **Reply #200 on:** May 3, 2007, 08:22:27 pm »

I love the part when Homer buys Bart a guitar.

Homer: '' Now this guitar cost a lot of money, so you better get real good real quick''

Or something like that

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #201 on:** May 3, 2007, 10:54:23 pm »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on April 29, 2007, 05:34:52 pm

Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Belt.
Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote, sir?
Comic Book Guy: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.

LOL!

Bart buys the belt and then wears it to school. He is being chased by bullies and indicates left but then turns right and the bullies are totally confused. Classic moment.

Annoyed Grunt · « **Reply #202 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:27:19 pm »

Trash of the Titans

bryanod · « **Reply #203 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:31:45 pm »

Potato Man

Where the hell have you been?

bellinter · « **Reply #204 on:** May 14, 2007, 05:13:31 pm »

Wiggum - shoot the tyres out Lou
Lou - Its a tank, Chief
Wiggum - Ya know, i'm gettin' REAL tired of your excuses

WorldChampions · « **Reply #205 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:13:34 pm »

Bart: It was weird, some man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I gave him some money
Homer: (with a hand full of towels and a smug face) You should have held out longer boy

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #206 on:** June 1, 2007, 07:49:43 pm »

Hank Scorpio - What a character, what a name.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #207 on:** June 1, 2007, 08:01:15 pm »

Quote from: Connoisseur on June 1, 2007, 07:49:43 pm

Hank Scorpio - What a character, what a name.

"I tackled a loafer at work today"

bryanod · « **Reply #208 on:** June 1, 2007, 09:03:40 pm »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 1, 2007, 08:01:15 pm

"I tackled a loafer at work today"

my favourite episode ever, my brother came running in to tell me was on!

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #209 on:** June 1, 2007, 10:49:34 pm »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 1, 2007, 08:01:15 pm

"I tackled a loafer at work today"

Quote from: bryanodowd on June 1, 2007, 09:03:40 pm

my favourite episode ever, my brother came running in to tell me was on!

Brilliant, brilliant episode.

I had 'forgotten' about it until I watched it the other day.

Also remember the Hellfish Bonanza one?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #210 on:** June 1, 2007, 10:54:13 pm »

I saw a few days ago that that episode was to be on yesterday, easily one of my favourite ones ever!!

Homer Ive gotta go upstairs. theres been a problem. someone ate part of my lunch!

English UN guy: He blew up the 59th St Bridge
Other one: Maybe it just collapsed on its own
English: Gentlemen we cant take that chance!
Other: You always say that. I want to take a chance!!

Aldridge 8 · « **Reply #211 on:** June 1, 2007, 11:33:08 pm »

Quote from: Connoisseur on June 1, 2007, 07:49:43 pm

Hank Scorpio - What a character, what a name.

thats a good one

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #212 on:** June 2, 2007, 03:08:38 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on June 1, 2007, 09:03:40 pm

my favourite episode ever, my brother came running in to tell me was on!

Brilliant.......,
Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or
France?
Homer: France.
Hank: Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a
giant laser gun]

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls
of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some
cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #213 on:** June 2, 2007, 04:03:02 am »

the way homer says no in that scene, at the end, is amazing

amazinggggg

gray19lfc · « **Reply #214 on:** June 2, 2007, 10:34:03 pm »

Anyone know any websites where you can watch any Simpsons episodes for free? Site I used to use got shutdown for some reason

.

Dhavlos · « **Reply #215 on:** June 3, 2007, 01:42:12 am »

Quote from: -HH- on July 26, 2004, 10:27:37 pm

"I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there please save me superman."

That's got to be my all-time favourite Simpsons line. I laughed for days after that.

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #216 on:** June 3, 2007, 07:19:38 pm »

Fave epsiode is probably the 300th episode (sorry no name to me)
Just for the way it happens that Bart goes to the flat with hardly ote and then the next day he has all this great stuff.

TRash of the titans is funny with Bono going "tell you when your arse is showing"

The episode with the lemon tree is funny (round springfield??) where they get scared in shelbyville and homer says "stupider like a fox" and tries to climb that fence

Annoyed Grunt · « **Reply #217 on:** June 3, 2007, 07:54:23 pm »

Quote from: anfieldpurch on June 3, 2007, 07:19:38 pm

Fave epsiode is probably the 300th episode (sorry no name to me)
Just for the way it happens that Bart goes to the flat with hardly ote and then the next day he has all this great stuff.

TRash of the titans is funny with Bono going "tell you when your arse is showing"

The episode with the lemon tree is funny (round springfield??) where they get scared in shelbyville and homer says "stupider like a fox" and tries to climb that fence

300th episode is called Barting over.

The one with the lemon tree is called Lemon of Troy

WelshMike · « **Reply #218 on:** June 3, 2007, 08:23:11 pm »

From 'the Dad who knew too little' where Homer gets a detective to follow Lisa, when he reads the report...

Homer: Lisa hates phonies?! .... I thought she loved them.

Little Alex · « **Reply #219 on:** June 4, 2007, 06:20:27 pm »

Lisa (to Marge): Buckingham Palace phoned they want their hat back

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #220 on:** June 4, 2007, 06:45:35 pm »

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #221 on:** June 4, 2007, 08:59:11 pm »

Stuffy lady: Larry, you must meet my daughter the debutant. She came out last spring
Larry Burns: Woah put her back in! Shes not done yet!!

mikek1984 · « **Reply #222 on:** June 4, 2007, 09:19:21 pm »

THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY

THIS IS NOT A KWIKY-MART

HAHAHAHA

SMD · « **Reply #223 on:** June 5, 2007, 06:47:05 am »

Quote from: macco on June 2, 2007, 03:08:38 am

Brilliant.......,
Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or
France?
Homer: France.
Hank: Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a
giant laser gun]

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls
of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some
cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHw_BXoQlNI

PortlandRed · « **Reply #224 on:** June 5, 2007, 07:21:41 am »

Oh no, my brains

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #225 on:** June 5, 2007, 08:27:47 am »

Quote from: Little Alex on June 4, 2007, 06:20:27 pm

Lisa (to Marge): Buckingham Palace phoned they want their hat back

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on June 4, 2007, 08:59:11 pm

Stuffy lady: Larry, you must meet my daughter the debutant. She came out last spring
Larry Burns: Woah put her back in! Shes not done yet!!

LOL!

Larry Burns episode was on yesterday.

Homer is extra stupid in that one.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #226 on:** June 5, 2007, 08:29:18 am »

Quote from: PortlandRed on June 5, 2007, 07:21:41 am

Oh no, my brains

Me lose brain?

[10 seconds of raucous laughter]

Why me laff?

WelshMike · « **Reply #227 on:** June 6, 2007, 05:10:06 pm »

Quote from: HowHard-Gerrard on June 2, 2007, 10:34:03 pm

Anyone know any websites where you can watch any Simpsons episodes for free? Site I used to use got shutdown for some reason .

Same here, found this one though, not all of them work, but it's still good...

www.watchtvsitcoms.com

Fat Tony · « **Reply #228 on:** June 7, 2007, 12:52:58 pm »

"So are you guys gonna ask about my hat?"

"Oh yeah, whats with the hat Carl?"

"Oh what this thing? I got it from that ancient history museum. It's what the Ancient Egyptians call a souvenir"

Lenny and Carl are quality, my favourite charcters behind the main man

Hoppy · « **Reply #229 on:** June 7, 2007, 01:19:27 pm »

Over Loudspeaker: "We have run out of Bort name tags in the gift shop, I repeat, we are out of Bort name tags!"

Annoyed Grunt · « **Reply #230 on:** June 7, 2007, 01:31:32 pm »

Quote from: Hoppy on June 7, 2007, 01:19:27 pm

Over Loudspeaker: "We have run out of Bort name tags in the gift shop, I repeat, we are out of Bort name tags!"

Is actually vanity licence plates

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #231 on:** June 7, 2007, 01:55:08 pm »

Oooo, VIP!

What does the 'I' stand for?

How about the 'P'?

And the 'V'?

[thinks for a few seconds]

What does the 'I' stand for?

Hoppy · « **Reply #232 on:** June 7, 2007, 03:49:51 pm »

Quote from: Annoyed Grunt on June 7, 2007, 01:31:32 pm

Is actually vanity licence plates

Sorry

Mads · « **Reply #233 on:** June 7, 2007, 04:35:30 pm »

Louie : Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Tony : No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...
Louie : Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo...
--------------------------

Homer singing 99 luftballons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L27G_HM24o0

-HH- · « **Reply #234 on:** June 7, 2007, 06:24:49 pm »

You kissed a girl? That is so gay.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #235 on:** June 7, 2007, 07:16:06 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on June 7, 2007, 06:24:49 pm

You kissed a girl? That is so gay.

Love that line

Joy to the world, the teachers dead
We barbecued her head
What happened to the booody?
We flushed it down the pootttyy
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes??

I wish I could laugh at the thought of a teacher being decapitated...

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #236 on:** June 8, 2007, 08:59:33 am »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on June 7, 2007, 07:16:06 pm

Joy to the world, the teachers dead
We barbecued her head
What happened to the booody?
We flushed it down the pootttyy
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes??

LOL!

I love this song. I sing it all the time.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #237 on:** June 8, 2007, 09:03:24 am »

oooo he card read good.

Anybody remember this one?

Jimmy10Men · « **Reply #238 on:** June 8, 2007, 09:39:26 am »

bart: take him away, boys!!!
chief wiggum: hey i'm the police chief here...... BAKE HIM AWAY TOYS!!!!!
Lou: what was that, chief???
chief wiggum: .........do what the kid said.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #239 on:** June 8, 2007, 12:56:49 pm »

Quote from: Jimmy10Men on June 8, 2007, 09:39:26 am

bart: take him away, boys!!!
chief wiggum: hey i'm the police chief here...... BAKE HIM AWAY TOYS!!!!!
Lou: what was that, chief???
chief wiggum: .........do what the kid said.

Thats the Cape Feare episode isnt it?

Thats worth seeing just for the scene with the rakes!!