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Is it time?

Loved my Christmas name from last year, but if you can better it…
« Last Edit: January 4, 2023, 02:43:16 pm by 24/7 »
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #1 on: December 2, 2021, 09:32:34 am »
Oooh yes please
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #2 on: December 2, 2021, 09:48:18 am »
do your worst

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #3 on: December 2, 2021, 10:03:49 am »
Christmas time in hell razor

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yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #4 on: December 2, 2021, 10:09:32 am »
Bring it on.

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #5 on: December 2, 2021, 11:57:37 am »
Me please
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #6 on: December 2, 2021, 12:01:20 pm »
Go on then!

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #7 on: December 2, 2021, 12:13:11 pm »
Yes please.
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #8 on: December 2, 2021, 12:29:21 pm »
woohoo
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #9 on: December 2, 2021, 01:12:55 pm »
Have a go... ;D
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #10 on: December 2, 2021, 01:31:42 pm »
The annual fuck up with the RPLP usernames. Cant wait  ;D
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #11 on: December 2, 2021, 01:52:57 pm »
Good luck with my boring generic username from tapatalk. Do your worst lads  :P

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #12 on: December 2, 2021, 04:31:05 pm »
Something to do with the goat would be spiffing

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #13 on: December 2, 2021, 04:33:17 pm »
I'm not feeling very Christmassy
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #14 on: December 2, 2021, 05:10:52 pm »
might as well
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #15 on: December 2, 2021, 06:05:34 pm »
Go ed, please
« Last Edit: December 3, 2021, 12:28:48 pm by rob1966 »
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #16 on: December 2, 2021, 06:46:48 pm »
I'm in. One of the joys of advent, this :)
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #17 on: December 2, 2021, 08:10:01 pm »
Closes eyes.. Go for it. What's the worst that can happen?
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« Reply #18 on: December 2, 2021, 08:20:25 pm »
Do your worst! :wave
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #19 on: December 2, 2021, 08:48:21 pm »
Ins in.

Yes please.
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #20 on: December 2, 2021, 08:50:07 pm »
Closes eyes.. Go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

Comes up every RAWK Christmas, one year Jim had me nomenclaturally shagging reindeer; so, it can get pretty... hairy... ;D
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #21 on: December 2, 2021, 09:27:31 pm »
Comes up every RAWK Christmas, one year Jim had me nomenclaturally shagging reindeer; so, it can get pretty... hairy... ;D
i was daniel odonnell last year, i know what i've got myself into here
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #22 on: December 2, 2021, 09:52:19 pm »
Is it time?

Loved my Christmas name from last year, but if you can better it…
Fuckin hell. That’s a mouthful  :-X
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #23 on: December 2, 2021, 11:15:39 pm »
I guess it is December now...

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« Reply #24 on: December 3, 2021, 12:05:27 am »
Me please  :wave
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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #25 on: December 3, 2021, 08:17:06 am »
Something to do with the goat would be spiffing

 ;D

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Re: Re: Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #26 on: December 3, 2021, 11:48:11 am »
Have a go... ;D

If it isn't something in line with "AFC Dry Turkish" then I will be disappointed.

And yeah, I'll take a name switch please

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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #27 on: December 3, 2021, 11:50:33 pm »
Yes please.  ;D
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #28 on: December 4, 2021, 10:19:58 am »
Go on then, best to fit in than be an outsider!  :-*

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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #29 on: December 4, 2021, 05:35:12 pm »
Ja bitte!

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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #30 on: December 4, 2021, 10:11:31 pm »
One for me again por favor

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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #31 on: December 4, 2021, 10:33:52 pm »
Traditionally bryanhohoho but at your whim I guess!
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #32 on: December 6, 2021, 02:02:56 pm »
I would like to request a grinch-like 'Gerroffofit yer pesky kids and take your puppies with you!' name change please.
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« Reply #33 on: December 6, 2021, 06:46:56 pm »
Go ahead.

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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #34 on: December 7, 2021, 01:57:53 pm »
could do with my test ticket tout thing changed from the time i had 22 spares (face value) for a cricket match  ;D
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« Reply #35 on: December 7, 2021, 05:41:09 pm »
Go Ed then
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« Reply #36 on: December 7, 2021, 10:15:39 pm »
 ;D
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However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #38 on: December 7, 2021, 11:08:31 pm »
Don't want to spoil xmas but since Santas favourite Helper Jim has left the North Pole for a little break from the hustle and bustle of stocking filling, we have a little problem, most of us left are just basic wage slaves and don't have the extra creativity that Santa was nurturing with Jim and we certainly don't work 24/7, so apologies if we are a bit slow on the uptake this year and unfortunately the standards the site is used to may waver slightly.. I mean sausages in a blanket... A good effort but hardly up to Jims standards. Hopefully normal service will be resumed next year and I can get back to making unwanted socks and blag perfume. Thanks in anticipation of your understanding...
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Re: Christmas Name Changes 2021 - can revert whenever you request...
« Reply #39 on: December 7, 2021, 11:19:10 pm »

It's so bad this year none of us have an ounce of creativity, I'll probably have to do my own change, maybe something wild, The 92a@xmas
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