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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32240 on: September 24, 2021, 08:52:18 pm »
Anyway can't spend my evening on here , need to go make my  chickenless Chicken Curry

Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs  :shite:

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32241 on: September 24, 2021, 09:02:06 pm »
Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs  :shite:

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32242 on: September 24, 2021, 09:12:15 pm »
Anyway can't spend my evening on here , need to go make my  chickenless Chicken Curry

Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs  :shite:

Anyway, I have special bags for those times ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32243 on: September 24, 2021, 09:26:17 pm »
I filled up yesterday as I normally do and there was no problems whatsoever. Last night I saw the news where they were basically creating a panic where none existed, and today, look at what we have now.

It's the toilet roll fiasco all over again. People never seem to learn. I despair, I really do.  :butt

It was ridiculous here;the queue at Tesco's petrol station blocked a roundabout,making it almost impossible to get from one side of town to the other.


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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32244 on: September 24, 2021, 10:07:21 pm »
'10 days to save Xmas'.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32245 on: September 24, 2021, 10:16:19 pm »
McNasty's ads with the cheeky cocknerneee chapieee

Shit on a stick, except that shit on a stick probably has healthier ingredients.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32246 on: September 24, 2021, 10:24:54 pm »
There is an ad on Planet Rock, its for a Warrington solicitors called Hayes Conner. Fucking hell, the fella who does it has this awful voice, terrible delivery and he pauses in all the wrong places, awful ad.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32247 on: September 24, 2021, 10:37:26 pm »
There is an ad on Planet Rock, its for a Warrington solicitors called Hayes Conner. Fucking hell, the fella who does it has this awful voice, terrible delivery and he pauses in all the wrong places, awful ad.

As bad as Victor Kiam then?

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32248 on: September 24, 2021, 11:16:04 pm »
As bad as Victor Kiam then?

He makes Victor Kiam look like Lawrence Olivier
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32249 on: September 24, 2021, 11:16:43 pm »
Esp the Manc ones.

Esp the ones who wear shorts.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32250 on: September 24, 2021, 11:21:41 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32251 on: September 25, 2021, 08:43:57 am »
The phrase that seems to be everywhere over the last year - “more than ever”

“Now more than ever, we need to be together. That’s why we’re offering 10% off all new Vauxhall’s over £10,000”

“Here at BT we understand now more than ever that we need to check in on our loved ones. Get 10p off every new annual subscription to BT Broadband, just £69.90 a month”

Fuck off.

Also petrol. Also fuck off.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32252 on: September 25, 2021, 08:51:52 am »
Panic buying fuel.

Just. Fuck. Off

Needed to top up yesterday and went to the petrol station totally oblivious. Local Asda station had closed at 7pm, the next closest Asda was open but after putting in your card etc no fuel was coming out, ended up at Morrison’s in around a 10 minute queue. Every single person getting a full tank, nobody just topping up. Heard there are already big queues today. Feel for taxi’s, tradies and others who rely on their vehicles for work.

Spent the last year being told how we’re such a great country and hearing all this bollocks about togetherness and having fucking VE Day street parties whilst an NHS spitfire flies overhead, yet the slightest mention of a fuel “crisis” and the selfless people of the nation are filling up their cars with fuel they probably don’t need. The media will start talking about a CO2 “crisis” next and you’ll get people panic buying bottles of lemonade to go with their 42 packs of Andrex from last year. Can’t wait for next Thursday when that fat straw headed prick is outside Downing Street at 8pm urging us to clap for lorry drivers.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32253 on: September 25, 2021, 08:54:43 am »
I left for work at 5:45 this morning and there was a queue at the station near my house, not on that major a road either, just a small garage.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32254 on: September 25, 2021, 08:55:19 am »
Yeah, glad I drive about once every three months when I see this circus going on!

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32255 on: September 25, 2021, 10:36:02 am »
Heard there are already big queues today. Feel for taxi’s, tradies and others who rely on their vehicles for work.



Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.
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« Reply #32256 on: September 25, 2021, 11:12:23 am »
Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.

Seen photos (as expected) of people filling up 4-5 Jerry cans in the boot. Part of me thinks it’s dickheadie behaviour, part of me is more angry at the media for creating the hysteria which has in turn made people panic. Maybe they’re stocking up because they need their car for work and are shitting themselves. Missus has already seen someone on Facebook today asking for a lift to the shop for food as they haven’t got petrol and live a while away.

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« Reply #32257 on: September 25, 2021, 11:20:51 am »
Yeah, glad I drive about once every three months when I see this circus going on!

Did you brim your tank this morning like the sheep? ;)
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« Reply #32258 on: September 25, 2021, 11:22:37 am »
Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.

There will be fucking murder when Amazon drivers can't deliver their shit and the .com vans can't deliver the shopping.

Britain, a nation full of c*nts.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32259 on: September 25, 2021, 11:40:47 am »
Did you brim your tank this morning like the sheep? ;)

Nope! Walked down to the shops as per.

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« Reply #32260 on: September 25, 2021, 11:40:54 am »
There will be fucking murder when Amazon drivers can't deliver their shit and the .com vans can't deliver the shopping.

Britain, a nation full of c*nts.

Don’t forget Uber Eats/Just Eat/Deliveroo. Our local McNasty's is absolutely chocker every week and 90% of the people in there are gig economy delivery drivers.

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« Reply #32261 on: September 25, 2021, 11:42:48 am »
Don’t forget Uber Eats/Just Eat/Deliveroo. Our local McNasty's is absolutely chocker every week and 90% of the people in there are gig economy delivery drivers.

The deliveroo cyclists like Kesey will love this if it fucks up the moped and car drivers.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32262 on: September 25, 2021, 01:00:48 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32263 on: September 25, 2021, 01:19:08 pm »
Seen photos (as expected) of people filling up 4-5 Jerry cans in the boot. Part of me thinks it’s dickheadie behaviour, part of me is more angry at the media for creating the hysteria which has in turn made people panic. Maybe they’re stocking up because they need their car for work and are shitting themselves. Missus has already seen someone on Facebook today asking for a lift to the shop for food as they haven’t got petrol and live a while away.
It just shows how the media leads this sad and sorry nation around by the nose. It has the majority of the population dancing like puppets on a string. The media created this entire selfish, shambolic mess overnight on Thursday, and by Friday morning it was carnage.

Media + morons = chaos.   :butt

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32264 on: September 25, 2021, 01:58:04 pm »
Burger King have just announced a shortage of whoppers.

They’re all panic buying petrol.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32265 on: September 25, 2021, 04:00:02 pm »
The BBC reporter at a petrol station in Stockport was called Phil McCann :D

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« Reply #32266 on: September 25, 2021, 04:10:39 pm »
The BBC reporter at a petrol station in Stockport was called Phil McCann :D
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« Reply #32267 on: September 25, 2021, 05:18:49 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32268 on: September 25, 2021, 09:10:32 pm »
Fuck the media in this country. They're the ones who instigated Brexit as well and all the airheads fell for it.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32269 on: September 25, 2021, 09:35:54 pm »
Seen a pic in the local paper of a guy filling about 8 jerry cans up at the local petrol station, selfish twat, that's "hannoyed" me

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32270 on: September 25, 2021, 09:45:57 pm »
Seen a pic in the local paper of a guy filling about 8 jerry cans up at the local petrol station, selfish twat, that's "hannoyed" me
I bet sales of Jerry Cans have shot through the roof this week, Amazon made a killing on them no doubt.

Was always going to happen when we saw people filling shopping trollies full of toilet roll last year.
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« Reply #32271 on: September 26, 2021, 12:36:01 pm »
Walking home last night/this morning after a night out, and the queue of traffic outside the petrol station on Ullet Road was ridiculous. It was after midnight ffs!
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« Reply #32272 on: September 26, 2021, 01:35:09 pm »
Our daughter doesn't live in the same town as us,she's about seven miles away;half the petrol stations there have had to close.

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« Reply #32273 on: September 26, 2021, 01:51:13 pm »
It just shows how the media leads this sad and sorry nation around by the nose. It has the majority of the population dancing like puppets on a string. The media created this entire selfish, shambolic mess overnight on Thursday, and by Friday morning it was carnage.

Media + morons = chaos.   :butt

The Mail is blaming the ex BBC, Remainer Head of PR for the RHA for the whole kerfuffle.

You couldn’t make it up but they excel.

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« Reply #32274 on: September 26, 2021, 01:58:10 pm »
The Mail is blaming the ex BBC, Remainer Head of PR for the RHA for the whole kerfuffle.

You couldn’t make it up but they excel.

They were obviously impeccable in their reporting weren't they?

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« Reply #32275 on: September 26, 2021, 04:20:53 pm »
The deliveroo cyclists like Kesey will love this if it fucks up the moped and car drivers.

Fuck me, Kesey is a Deliveroo cyclist?

Heaven forbid having your pizza delivered by him.  Just be a few crumbs left in the box after he got a serious case of the munchies on the way around to ye.  :)

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« Reply #32276 on: September 26, 2021, 06:21:52 pm »
I've been on the road from Sefton Park upto Lydiate and back today. Every petrol station I passed had no fuel.  :butt
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« Reply #32277 on: September 27, 2021, 09:20:09 am »
Fuck me, Kesey is a Deliveroo cyclist?

Heaven forbid having your pizza delivered by him.  Just be a few crumbs left in the box after he got a serious case of the munchies on the way around to ye.  :)

:lmao

I remember him saying about the work he was doing during lockdown and included deliveroo

I've been on the road from Sefton Park upto Lydiate and back today. Every petrol station I passed had no fuel.  :butt

Absolute fucking dickheads the people of this country, brains the size of a pea

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32278 on: September 27, 2021, 10:37:03 am »
The Strictly/Dan Walker love-in on BBC Breakfast this morning.

Just report on the news, you self indulgent wankers.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32279 on: September 27, 2021, 11:54:03 am »
Nope! Walked down to the shops as per.


and filled up 6 jerry cans?