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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39920 on: August 16, 2022, 11:23:02 am »
Their stadium has been falling apart for years, it only became an issue when the team fell apart
In what way?

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39921 on: August 16, 2022, 11:33:59 am »
In what way?

Times I’ve been there it looks like an unfinished building site, heras fencing everywhere, stadium looking old and tired, but they were winning then.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39922 on: August 16, 2022, 12:00:28 pm »
In what way?
https://worldsportstale.com/soccer/how-the-glazers-have-left-old-trafford-in-decay/

It's been crumbling for years.

To be honest, it's a ground I've never been impressed by.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39923 on: August 16, 2022, 01:10:39 pm »
https://worldsportstale.com/soccer/how-the-glazers-have-left-old-trafford-in-decay/

It's been crumbling for years.

To be honest, it's a ground I've never been impressed by.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39924 on: August 16, 2022, 01:37:29 pm »
https://worldsportstale.com/soccer/how-the-glazers-have-left-old-trafford-in-decay/

In the past, mice infestations have been an issue with rodents even on the pitch

More recently, they've even been spotted in the commentary box.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39925 on: August 16, 2022, 01:57:04 pm »
Hey guys, so about trying to get postponed...

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39926 on: August 16, 2022, 02:41:50 pm »
More recently, they've even been spotted in the commentary box.

I thought that was just only Gary Neville. ;D
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39927 on: August 16, 2022, 02:44:31 pm »
https://mobile.twitter.com/SwissRamble/status/1559412700416991232

After a shit night we can at least take solace in the fact we’re not owned by the Glazers.
We'll likely overtake them on the commercial front this season, which is pretty wild given where the clubs were only 6 years ago.




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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39928 on: August 16, 2022, 02:50:12 pm »
Not even in the top half of the PL in player sales profit over the last 5 years.


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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39929 on: August 16, 2022, 02:58:54 pm »
The biggest gangstas on the Man City aren't even trying to hide it are they? :wanker
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39930 on: August 16, 2022, 03:04:02 pm »
Hey guys, so about trying to get postponed...

They'll fancy they can get something from the game now with our start and injuries so probably won't be a protest.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39931 on: August 16, 2022, 03:14:30 pm »
Not even in the top half of the PL in player sales profit over the last 5 years.


Appreciate this is far from the thread for it but you would think with our position here and on the commercial revenue chart that there was money for a midf.....oh never mind.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39932 on: August 16, 2022, 03:18:39 pm »
The biggest gangstas on the Man City aren't even trying to hide it are they? :wanker

My first thought when I saw that revenue growth chart above
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39933 on: August 16, 2022, 04:15:50 pm »
They'll fancy they can get something from the game now with our start and injuries so probably won't be a protest.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39934 on: August 16, 2022, 04:17:09 pm »
Not even in the top half of the PL in player sales profit over the last 5 years.


That is some stat!  Over a quarter of that £81m is from Dan James alone.  It's likely to look even worse after this transfer window as they've only sold Pereira for peanuts (compared to Brighton, for example, who made vast amounts on sales this summer).

I think you'd have to go back to Ronaldo the first time around to find when they lost sold a starting player.  In that time we've been hustled out of Torres, Mascherano, Suarez, Sterling and Coutinho (but got good money for all of them).

This summer they've had around £200m of signings plus Lingard leave for nothing as they let the contracts expire.  It feels like at some point their wastefulness with transfers and wages is going to catch up with them.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39935 on: August 16, 2022, 04:53:00 pm »
We'll likely overtake them on the commercial front this season, which is pretty wild given where the clubs were only 6 years ago.


Wow. For such a small , internationally unknown club, Man City have done amazingly well. I have no idea how they have attracted so many lucrative sponsors.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39936 on: August 16, 2022, 05:53:41 pm »
 
We'll likely overtake them on the commercial front this season, which is pretty wild given where the clubs were only 6 years ago.




That sky blue line is laughable. Revenue growth? Even leaving aside the dodgy airline and crypto sponsorships since, absolutely no way in hell they were raking in £112m a decade ago, just shy of Ferguson’s United  ::)
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39937 on: August 16, 2022, 06:09:37 pm »
That sky blue line is laughable. Revenue growth? Even leaving aside the dodgy airline and crypto sponsorships since, absolutely no way in hell they were raking in £112m a decade ago, just shy of Ferguson’s United  ::)
Also the only club whose growth continued to rise during the pandemic. Just shows how having no fans means fuck all to City's ability to make money.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39938 on: August 16, 2022, 06:15:03 pm »
Also the only club whose growth continued to rise during the pandemic. Just shows how having no fans means fuck all to City's ability to make money.
Would be fascinated to know the justification for that specific rise. There’s not even a pretence to look remotely legitimate.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39939 on: August 16, 2022, 06:35:04 pm »
btw...I think Michael Oliver will be our Ref v these.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39940 on: August 16, 2022, 06:41:06 pm »
Mystic Meg... :wave


Referee: Michael Oliver.
Assistants: Stuart Burt, Simon Bennett.
Fourth official: David Coote.
VAR: Darren England.
Assistant VAR: Timothy Wood.
I remember the name Darren England from being the wally on VAR that didn't give the pen for Salah against Burnley.  The usual "clear and obvious" excuse.  Hopefully as this time he's backing up a competent ref rather than Atkinson we won't have the issue.

All in all, I'm generally happy when we get Oliver irrespective of who the others are.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39941 on: August 16, 2022, 06:47:23 pm »
That c*nt Coote again.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39942 on: August 16, 2022, 06:56:52 pm »
Ten Haag may turn out to be a mediocre manager but he's already a pro at having his people brief the press about why none of this is his fault.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39943 on: August 16, 2022, 07:44:46 pm »
Talks with Rabiot have broken down.  De Jong remains unlikely.

They are now looking at alternatives such as Casemiro….  (From the athletic).

There’s nothing like good planning and preparation eh?
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39944 on: August 16, 2022, 07:56:03 pm »
Talks with Rabiot have broken down.  De Jong remains unlikely.

They are now looking at alternatives such as Casemiro….  (From the athletic).

There’s nothing like good planning and preparation eh?
Too bad we "lost" yesterday  because we can't fully laugh at these.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39945 on: August 16, 2022, 08:43:57 pm »
Too bad we "lost" yesterday  because we can't fully laugh at these.

I'm still laughing. Shambles of a club. No plan at all.

They brought in a manager with a distinct way of playing, instead of moving mountains to back him, they have been missing in action. They have ran away from making any big calls. That team needs breaking up, with players who suit the manager brought in. They haven't done that, and they are left with a unbalanced demoralised squad

Look at us, City, Arsenal and Chelsea. You can tell you how each manager wants to play, and thier recent transfers on paper make sense. United, you have no idea looking at the players they are linked with.

Chelsea brought in Werner and Lukaku. It didn't work, they got moved on and Tuchel brought in replacements. The same players at United have been there years, plodding along. Arsenal ripped up their club captains contract when he didn't fit into Aretas plans mid season, a massive call at the time. They didn't panic buy a replacement, waited till the summer and brought in Gabriel Jesus who has hit the ground running. Fuck me, when Arsenal look half competent and your club isn't, you know you are fucked.  ;D

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39946 on: August 16, 2022, 08:52:32 pm »
I'm still laughing. Shambles of a club. No plan at all.

They brought in a manager with a distinct way of playing, instead of moving mountains to back him, they have been missing in action. They have ran away from making any big calls. That team needs breaking up, with players who suit the manager brought in. They haven't done that, and they are left with a unbalanced demoralised squad

Look at us, City, Arsenal and Chelsea. You can tell you how each manager wants to play, and thier recent transfers on paper make sense. United, you have no idea looking at the players they are linked with.

Chelsea brought in Werner and Lukaku. It didn't work, they got moved on and Tuchel brought in replacements. The same players at United have been there years, plodding along. Arsenal ripped up their club captains contract when he didn't fit into Aretas plans mid season, a massive call at the time. They didn't panic buy a replacement, waited till the summer and brought in Gabriel Jesus who has hit the ground running. Fuck me, when Arsenal look half competent and your club isn't, you know you are fucked.  ;D

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I feel managers have to be backed within reason. For example, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that Lisandro Martinez won't cut it as a centreback in this league. I honestly don't think them backing him is the issue because they went after all the players he wanted like Darwin and De Jong. They just aren't attractive enough.

With respect to the potential outgoings, their hands are tied because of their wage structure.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39947 on: August 16, 2022, 11:56:42 pm »
Too bad we "lost" yesterday  because we can't fully laugh at these.
I'm still laughing. Our performance has nothing to do with it as I'm not involved in any bantz wars. I'm laughing cos it's bloody hilarious. ;D
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39948 on: August 17, 2022, 01:39:59 am »
Musk just said he's buying these cnts.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39949 on: August 17, 2022, 01:54:36 am »
Aug 16 (Reuters) - Tesla (TSLA.O) Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said on Tuesday he was buying football club Manchester United Plc (MANU.N).

Musk, the richest person in the world, has a history of making irreverent tweets, and it was not immediately clear whether he planned to pursue a deal.

"I'm buying Manchester United ur welcome," Musk said in a tweet.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39950 on: August 17, 2022, 01:59:17 am »
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39951 on: August 17, 2022, 02:13:06 am »

Never seen an attention seeker like Elon Musk.

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« Reply #39952 on: August 17, 2022, 02:20:15 am »
Musk just said he's buying these cnts.

Let him. He's no stranger to pissing money up the wall on irrelevant things. Biggest blagger going.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39953 on: August 17, 2022, 02:33:47 am »
Some of them are getting a bit giddy at the prospect of Musk buying them. The mind boggles

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« Reply #39954 on: August 17, 2022, 03:24:14 am »
Soapbox alert:    Whether Musk does or doesn't, it's just a sign of the times that clubs have now become a plaything for the billionaires to boast, add to their portfolio, brag and sip champagne in the directors box.

Light years away from the discreet ownerships of the past and the less than astronomical fees that get thrown about today. The gap between a supporter and their club grows, their ties to the club getting weaker by the day.

And the fanbase buys it; some fella goes on Twitter to make a throwaway remark about purchasing the club. 'Yes please, come and buy us so we can call ourselves a better club because we can outspend the others'.

Just how much thought went into this proposed purchase exactly? and they're all jumping about not realising the same throwaway thinking will be involved in dumping them, if circumstances permitted.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39955 on: August 17, 2022, 05:18:04 am »
who cares, it's a circus, the only thing we're missing is the car of clowns nipping around the centre circle at the start of games

it's like being sat in the pub and watching your mate text every female he fucking knows and getting shot down in flames continually, including the ones he always said were beneath him

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« Reply #39956 on: August 17, 2022, 05:18:52 am »
Musk has been getting bombarded by United fans for weeks now asking him to buy Man Utd so he probably just got sick of it and sent them the response they wanted. Nothing to see here………

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39957 on: August 17, 2022, 06:06:09 am »
I think we tanked the last two games and the preseason game to get United fans hopes soaring before an utter demolition. Rock bottom.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39958 on: August 17, 2022, 07:17:32 am »
Musk just said he's buying these cnts.
:lmao

Oh dear, it was a joke

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #39959 on: August 17, 2022, 07:30:31 am »
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