Author Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread  (Read 3261989 times)

Online Wabaloolah

  • Rocks to the East, Rocks to the West. Definitely Unscotch.
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,285
  • Allez Allez Allez
    • My Twitter Account
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20040 on: September 25, 2021, 03:01:02 pm »
Now apparently he's moaning about Villa...

'The way they get around the penalty spot, get around Bruno, that's not to my liking'

:lmao
naturally looking to pass the blame when it's all down to the son of Moyes
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.

Offline Fromola

  • For the love of god please shut the fuck up. Lomola... “The sky is falling and I’m off to tell the King!...” Places stock in the wrong opinions. Miserable F*cker! Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 30,614
  • Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20041 on: September 25, 2021, 03:01:11 pm »
Ole kicking off now that the Villa goal should have been offside and they were allowed to delay the Penandes for too long.

Ole tries to be Ferguson and at least on the insufferable entitlement that everything must be handed their way because they're Manchester United, he's at least matched him.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2021, 03:03:42 pm by Fromola »
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

Offline MJD-L4

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,059
  • "Mellor, lovely cushioned header...For GERRAAARD!"
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20042 on: September 25, 2021, 03:04:00 pm »
Crying about penalties in his presser, gets gifted one and they miss it. :lmao

They are absolute bobbins.

It's poetic, isn't it?

Offline Linudden

  • Twpsyn gwirion. Definitely a Ron DeSantis fanboy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,178
  • Linudden.
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20043 on: September 25, 2021, 03:04:17 pm »
I take it the demolition of the Villa didn't go as planned and that the dwelling remains in all its (in)glory?  :wave
Linudden.

Offline rossipersempre

  • On the lookuyt for a new winger since 2007 BC. Prodigal, Son.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,999
  • Aurrera begiratzen ez duena, atzean dago.
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20044 on: September 25, 2021, 03:04:26 pm »
Ole kicking off now that the Villa goal should have been offside and they were allowed to delay the Penandes for too long.

Ole tries to be Ferguson and at least on the insufferable entitlement that everything must be handed their way because they're Manchester United, he's at least matched him.
He’s a fucking embarrassment. As is the entire club. It’s fantastic to witness whilst it lasts.
My scouse, the often busted but seldom battered Mr Flabby Whore Alien. Who will not send in cottoned wool, bubbled rap, shiny sliver spaced blanket and sum beefy Bovril to keep it warm and safe and snag as bag in a rag? Oh Whore yours is a sweeter leftish peg

Online Wabaloolah

  • Rocks to the East, Rocks to the West. Definitely Unscotch.
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,285
  • Allez Allez Allez
    • My Twitter Account
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20045 on: September 25, 2021, 03:05:22 pm »
https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1441755524501057537?s=19
lovely responses to that tweet! Last year, Fernandes was the best thing since sliced bread but now "he who fannies about and dives around" is back at the club, the masses have turned on him! Lovely stuff
« Last Edit: September 25, 2021, 03:06:53 pm by Wabaloolah »
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.

Offline DangerScouse

  • "You picked on the wrong city!"
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,558

Offline RyanBabel19

  • Embarrassing.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,938
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20047 on: September 25, 2021, 03:06:20 pm »
Ole kicking off now that the Villa goal should have been offside and they were allowed to delay the Penandes for too long.

Ole tries to be Ferguson and at least on the insufferable entitlement that everything must be handed their way because they're Manchester United, he's at least matched him.

At least Ferguson had some conviction when he did it

Ole's post match is hilarious, like that little sore loser of a kid in every team who shrugs his shoulders whenever he speaks to show how much he isn't even bothered. Every answer starts with a shrug :lmao

I hope they never sack him

Offline DangerScouse

  • "You picked on the wrong city!"
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,558
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20048 on: September 25, 2021, 03:06:34 pm »
Martinez :lmao

Online Hazell

  • Ultimate Movie Night Draft Winner 2017. King - or Queen - of Mystery. Hyzenthlay. The 5th Benitle's sex conch.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 76,507
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20049 on: September 25, 2021, 03:07:35 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

Offline Flaccido Dongingo

  • A Daily Mail plant. Don’t swing at the king!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 15,362
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20050 on: September 25, 2021, 03:07:51 pm »
Oleh you can make all this world seem right
Oleh you can make the darkness bright
Oleh you and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for Oleh you

Oleh you can make all this change in me
For it's true, you are my destineh
When you hold my hand
I understand the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and Oleh you

Oleh you can make all this change in me
For it's true, you are my destineh
When you hold my hand
I understand the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and Oleh you

One and Oleh you

Offline RyanBabel19

  • Embarrassing.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,938
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20051 on: September 25, 2021, 03:08:41 pm »
https://twitter.com/Nees_MM/status/1441759254759804929?s=19

So Ole moaned it wasn't to his liking the way Villa players got round the penalty spot and Fernandes... then you actually see it and he's in fact surround by 4 of his own teammates, 2 villa players anywhere near who dont seem to be paying him any attention and the keeper who is talking.... to a completely different player :lmao

Offline rossipersempre

  • On the lookuyt for a new winger since 2007 BC. Prodigal, Son.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,999
  • Aurrera begiratzen ez duena, atzean dago.
My scouse, the often busted but seldom battered Mr Flabby Whore Alien. Who will not send in cottoned wool, bubbled rap, shiny sliver spaced blanket and sum beefy Bovril to keep it warm and safe and snag as bag in a rag? Oh Whore yours is a sweeter leftish peg

Online Wabaloolah

  • Rocks to the East, Rocks to the West. Definitely Unscotch.
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,285
  • Allez Allez Allez
    • My Twitter Account
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20053 on: September 25, 2021, 03:09:27 pm »
https://twitter.com/Nees_MM/status/1441759254759804929?s=19
brilliant that from Martinez, got in Penandez' head and mind fucked him! 👏👏👏👏👏
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,838
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20054 on: September 25, 2021, 03:10:33 pm »
Stolen from elsewhere:

Quote
"Do you have Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's book on football management in stock?"

"I haven't got a clue, sorry."

"Yeah, that's the one".


Offline PoetryInMotion

  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,803
  • YNWA
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20055 on: September 25, 2021, 03:10:47 pm »
And then there were some who bigged this lot up because they made a few signings  :butt

How many times have we seen this cycle over the last few years. Some never learn.

Offline Flaccido Dongingo

  • A Daily Mail plant. Don’t swing at the king!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 15,362
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20056 on: September 25, 2021, 03:13:21 pm »
Sancho back to Dortmund for about £25m in a season or two, with his tail between his legs

Online Crimson

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,093
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20057 on: September 25, 2021, 03:13:33 pm »
Oleh letting Bruno take the pen to show he is in charge, not Ronaldo. And then Fernandes does that  :lmao
I have no idea what I’m taking about

Offline 4pool

  • Mr. ( last name) Minister Of Truth - 1984 to 1984. The first to do a Moyesed. A pore grammarist.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 52,758
  • Liverpool: European Capital of Football 2005/2006
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20058 on: September 25, 2021, 03:14:21 pm »
Greenwood better than Fowler...







At table tennis maybe.
Either we are a club of supporters or become a club of customers.

Offline Simplexity

  • Do we need the xity? (apparently not)
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,771
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20059 on: September 25, 2021, 03:14:52 pm »
And then there were some who bigged this lot up because they made a few signings  :butt

How many times have we seen this cycle over the last few years. Some never learn.

If they got an actual manager in they would be a threat. Luckily they still got this bloke in a job.

Offline royhendo

  • RAWK Staff
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 253,074
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20060 on: September 25, 2021, 03:15:29 pm »
Why on earth did Arsenal sell that keeper?
"Word of the day is 'philodox' (17th century): one who is in love with their own opinion, and who consequently believes that everyone else should share it."  @susie_dent on twitter - https://twitter.com/susie_dent/status/1419683653844668422

Offline mallin9

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,697
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20061 on: September 25, 2021, 03:15:49 pm »
This aged well. We back 8)

Oh hello there
You'll Never Walk Alone

Offline Kekule

  • Not fussy.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 12,224
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20062 on: September 25, 2021, 03:15:57 pm »
Solskjaer didn’t like a couple of Villa players having a word with Fernandes before/after the penalty kick, he thinks it’s a bit off apparently.

I trust he had a few words with the 3 or 4 Manchester United players who quite clearly were getting mouthy with Noble as he ran onto the pitch to take West Ham’s penalty last week. Otherwise he’d look like a big whining bellend.

Offline El Lobo

  • Chief Suck Up. Feel his breath on your face. Toxic, pathetic, arse-faced, weaselling slimeball. RAWK Maths Genius 2022.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 54,990
  • Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty good
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20063 on: September 25, 2021, 03:16:10 pm »
And then there were some who bigged this lot up because they made a few signings  :butt

How many times have we seen this cycle over the last few years. Some never learn.

It’s not even worth being smug about because it’s so obvious. But the ones who were shitting themselves should be absolutely mortified.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

Offline elsewhere

  • Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think I mean African, so...
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 31,647
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20064 on: September 25, 2021, 03:18:20 pm »
that Martinez dance in the end lol

Offline elsewhere

  • Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think I mean African, so...
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 31,647
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20065 on: September 25, 2021, 03:19:09 pm »
Stolen from elsewhere:


Thanks for giving me credit mate

Offline Ravishing Rick Dude

  • Cut the music! Missed the 'Saka is shite!' memo.
  • No new LFC topics
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,849
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20066 on: September 25, 2021, 03:21:40 pm »
that Martinez dance in the end lol

I need to see that  ;D
Rick for the rikes, prick for the pricks

SLAVA
UKRAINI

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,838
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20067 on: September 25, 2021, 03:22:36 pm »

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,838
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20068 on: September 25, 2021, 03:22:52 pm »


Offline Magz50

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,045
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20070 on: September 25, 2021, 03:25:46 pm »
Corner turned! It’s orright lads! Olehs at tha wheel!

Online DonkeyWan

  • ker. Football Genius, Generously gives Young Jürgen pointers to help him improve.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,363
  • I never met a man who wasn't...
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20071 on: September 25, 2021, 03:26:01 pm »
that Martinez dance in the end lol
The fact he got nowhere near the penalty only makes it funnier.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

Offline elsewhere

  • Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think I mean African, so...
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 31,647
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20072 on: September 25, 2021, 03:27:35 pm »
just saw long highlights. Good God, how selfish player is that Greenwood?

Offline Charlie Adams fried egg

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,507
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20073 on: September 25, 2021, 03:36:00 pm »
And then there were some who bigged this lot up because they made a few signings  :butt

How many times have we seen this cycle over the last few years. Some never learn.
There was quite a few a couple of weeks ago on some threads in here

Offline Billy The Kid

  • Out of the closet with a whiet shirt on, but would pay a fiver not to be gay...Would prefer to give his manliness to someone rather than receive theirs especially Amir in another life.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,932
  • I'm Your Huckleberry
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20074 on: September 25, 2021, 03:38:00 pm »
If Ronaldo was hanging about in the hopes he'd get to take the penalty then one can only assume that Ole never designated Fernandes as the #1 penalty taker

Or if he did, Ronaldo clearly thinks it's within his rights to ignore his manager and request to take it

Either way, I'm looking forward to seeing who gets to take their inevitable penalty against Villarreal 

If Bruno steps up again and misses again then penalty duty is likely to be passed to Ronaldo - something which will deffo be playing on his mind

This is something that should be nipped in the bud but probably won't be because Ole is a massive fanny
When overtaken by defeat, as you may be many times, remember than mans faith in his own ability is tested many times before he is crowned with final victory. Defeats are nothing more than challenges to keep trying.” – Napoleon Hill.

Offline ToneLa

  • you know the rules but I make the game.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,754
  • I AM FURIOUS, RED (STILL)
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20075 on: September 25, 2021, 03:40:17 pm »
just saw long highlights. Good God, how selfish player is that Greenwood?

To be fair I'd be selfish on the ball too if all I had to pass to was this Man United squad of mercenaries "managed" by some goblin-faced fartsmith journeyman of spite who is more out of his depth than your pet goldfish Fluffy after your funereal flushing eventually made him reach the bed of the Atlantic

Though Greenwood is still a prick let me just remove any ambiguity about that

Offline Zlen

  • Suspicious of systems. But getting lots.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 18,794
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20076 on: September 25, 2021, 03:42:55 pm »
..who is more out of his depth than your pet goldfish Fluffy after your funereal flushing eventually made him reach the bed of the Atlantic..

😁👌
Just lovely.

Offline Raaphael

  • A fucking embarrassment. Hot 4 Andrew Tate. Works out so beware wokies
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,478
  • Oh yeah? Well fuck you too Greta Gerwig
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20077 on: September 25, 2021, 03:43:15 pm »
I think their squad is very overrated. Solskjaer is not a great manager, but their fanbase overrate their players a lot.

Offline Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,213
  • Poultry in Motion
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20078 on: September 25, 2021, 03:44:59 pm »
;D Looking forward to following this thread this season

Offline Billy The Kid

  • Out of the closet with a whiet shirt on, but would pay a fiver not to be gay...Would prefer to give his manliness to someone rather than receive theirs especially Amir in another life.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,932
  • I'm Your Huckleberry
Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20079 on: September 25, 2021, 03:45:18 pm »
I see they're busily discussing Ole's replacement over on the Caf now

Protests must be imminent

Suuuuuuuu
When overtaken by defeat, as you may be many times, remember than mans faith in his own ability is tested many times before he is crowned with final victory. Defeats are nothing more than challenges to keep trying.” – Napoleon Hill.