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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8440 on: September 15, 2022, 03:39:41 pm »
Holland's new Home and Away kits.




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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8441 on: September 15, 2022, 03:49:19 pm »
Did they forget to make it orange?

Looks like a goalie kit.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8442 on: September 15, 2022, 03:52:41 pm »
Did they forget to make it orange?

Looks like a goalie kit.

It’s more like Jaffa Cake filling orange.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8443 on: September 15, 2022, 03:55:16 pm »
The shorts and socks look a different shade, strange one.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8444 on: September 15, 2022, 03:55:50 pm »
Jesus Christ, how do you get a Dutch shirt wrong?  It's not fucking orange for starters. Did Nike tell them 'I know it's not your normal colour, but how about Piss Yellow?' 

They should be thrown out of the world cup for that monstrosity.

At least we found out where our yellow socks from our new kit went, I guess.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8445 on: September 15, 2022, 04:00:10 pm »
It’s more like Jaffa Cake filling orange.

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I was going to say the same thing mate. Jaffa Cake orange it should be called.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8446 on: September 15, 2022, 04:03:34 pm »
US home and away.


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8447 on: September 15, 2022, 04:04:18 pm »
France home and away.


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8448 on: September 15, 2022, 04:13:42 pm »
Of all the kits in football, why would you fuck around with Holland's? That's stupid.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8449 on: September 15, 2022, 04:16:37 pm »
Almost a decade later, the influence of Noz on football kits is still being felt.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8450 on: September 16, 2022, 12:03:15 am »
It’s more like Jaffa Cake filling orange.

Who's ever taken the time to pause and see what the inside of a jaffa cake looks like? Them things go in whole.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8451 on: September 16, 2022, 12:30:15 am »
Fucking hell... Those Puma kits...

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8452 on: September 16, 2022, 02:19:26 am »





Portugal's kit for the World Cup. Kill it with fire.


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8453 on: September 16, 2022, 02:23:04 am »
So many hideous kits for this WC

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8454 on: September 16, 2022, 12:11:43 pm »
Portugal's kit for the World Cup. Kill it with fire.

Quite disappointing that no-one replied with the obvious '...and the kit too' and feels a bit too late now. Bad form RAWK.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8455 on: September 16, 2022, 12:20:59 pm »
Well it looks like the world cup will be played in Pro Evo style kits this year.

We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8456 on: September 16, 2022, 12:32:39 pm »
Just seen England's kit, very chavvy. Can see that being sold for a fiver in Sports Direct come January.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8457 on: September 16, 2022, 03:47:34 pm »
England



Wales



Croatia


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8458 on: September 16, 2022, 03:54:48 pm »
Ah man, they’ve even managed to mess up a Croatia shirt.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8459 on: September 16, 2022, 03:59:43 pm »
Honestly mate, these designers aren't football fans surely? I mean you can;t say any person who grew up seeing Croatia in the mid 90's with their kits would design something like that?  ;D

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8460 on: September 16, 2022, 06:25:09 pm »
 :lmao :lmao

Those England and Portugal tops.

And not even Virgil is saving that Netherlands top. He looks like a Ferrero Rocher in it.  :D

Honestly. Kit designers = Kids with crayons.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8461 on: September 16, 2022, 08:36:28 pm »
Honestly mate, these designers aren't football fans surely? I mean you can;t say any person who grew up seeing Croatia in the mid 90's with their kits would design something like that?  ;D

Like Zee says, it's unlikely Noz grew up watching any football.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8462 on: September 17, 2022, 06:50:08 pm »
Brazil Home and Away




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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8463 on: September 17, 2022, 06:51:36 pm »
Argentina Home and Away.




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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8464 on: September 17, 2022, 06:52:56 pm »
 :o :o :o
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8465 on: September 17, 2022, 06:57:29 pm »
:o :o :o

Shocked by Argentina?  :D

They rarely go controversial with their kits.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8466 on: September 17, 2022, 07:46:49 pm »

Croatia



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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8467 on: September 22, 2022, 07:16:34 pm »
Holy fuck, are these ever awful, all of them.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8468 on: September 27, 2022, 11:42:16 pm »
That England change kit, i'm ok with all red, i'm ok with all blue too, but who decided & cleared that light shade of blue for the colour of the numbers & letters, to be paired up with that shade of red, was a good match, you could hardly read the numbers until they had a close up shot of back of the players, i thought the idea of number/letter colour was so they can be seen clearly.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8469 on: September 28, 2022, 01:03:49 am »
And not even Virgil is saving that Netherlands top. He looks like a Ferrero Rocher in it.  :D

 I've been wondering what that pattern reminded me of :D

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8470 on: September 29, 2022, 12:58:28 pm »
Well done to Hummel and Denmark with their protest kit for this sham of a WC.

Denmark will wear shirts at the World Cup that criticise the human rights record of the host nation Qatar, with a black option unveiled to honour migrant workers who died during construction work for the finals tournament.

“The colour of mourning,” the kit manufacturer Hummel said in a post on Instagram releasing the black third-choice design. “While we support the Danish national team all the way, this shouldn’t be confused with support for a tournament that has cost thousands of people their lives.”

The designs seem to complete a promise made last November by the Danish football federation [DBU] to wear clothing with “critical messages” at the tournament.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/sep/28/denmark-unveil-world-cup-protest-kits-over-qatar-human-rights-record


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8471 on: September 29, 2022, 01:04:57 pm »
^
At least it throws some light on the tragedy of this appalling world cup.

Every team taking part in every game of this sham should also be wearing black armbands.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8472 on: October 11, 2022, 04:14:46 am »
Belgium Away





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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8473 on: October 21, 2022, 11:40:06 am »
That West Ham away (or 3rd?) was the ugliest kit i ever seen
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8474 on: March 21, 2023, 08:53:17 am »


New Scotland 150th anniversary top. Available for only £90 and will only be used for three matches.

It is nice, to be fair.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8475 on: March 21, 2023, 08:57:49 am »
Good Lord, that is the business. I’ve never been so proud.

This is not how they were rolling in 1863 though.  Top hat or gtfo.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8476 on: March 23, 2023, 05:23:08 pm »
The women's World Cup kits are starting to drop. Presented without comment...

Nike
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Mexico away
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Belgium away
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Ireland
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8477 on: March 23, 2023, 06:00:24 pm »
Adidas run rings around Nike these days. It’s embarrassing how shit and basic Nike are.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8478 on: March 23, 2023, 07:10:59 pm »
Quality of Nike's garments is also shit. I've always been an Adidas guy, their clothes, trainers, socks etc are all superior.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #8479 on: March 26, 2023, 04:49:40 am »
Adidas run rings around Nike these days. It’s embarrassing how shit and basic Nike are.

I thought we love basic kits in here. Give me that basic dutch kit any day over any of those adidas kits. Also, Adidas made that 2011/12 home kit that i never stopped hating it.
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