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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25600 on: April 16, 2019, 08:23:14 pm »
Bet they wished they’d waited a bit now.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25601 on: April 16, 2019, 08:24:02 pm »
:lmao
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25602 on: April 16, 2019, 08:26:38 pm »
This club is built on great comebacks, the United way is to do it at the death, the spirit of sir Alex will carry them th....

And Solskjaer has won it!!!!!!

A throw in, they won a throw in.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25603 on: April 16, 2019, 08:44:33 pm »

What would be even nicer if the cheats beat Spurs and then go to castle greyskull and fuckin wallop Yernited by 5 or 6 goals and then go to Burnley and get the shit kicked out of them and drop the two points in that game giving us the title by a point after we win our four remaining games.  We win the title with 97 points, the cheats finish runners up one point behind so its a record for finishing with a silver medal not gold, we then twat them in the champions league final and Yernited finish 6th and have to start the Europa league qualifiers next July.  Now that would be nice.   :D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25604 on: April 16, 2019, 08:48:22 pm »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25605 on: April 16, 2019, 08:54:55 pm »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!
Invoke the powder of Paris!?
They've done that, now they are set and fired.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25606 on: April 16, 2019, 08:57:23 pm »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25607 on: April 16, 2019, 08:58:27 pm »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.

Does Andeh Tate count?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25608 on: April 16, 2019, 08:59:08 pm »
Fucking hell, its 2019 not 1999 you fucking Lord of the Rings reject :lmao

Can you imagine his half time team talk.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25609 on: April 16, 2019, 09:03:06 pm »
Does Andeh Tate count?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25610 on: April 16, 2019, 09:04:08 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

I did not say that 😂
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25611 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:08 pm »
So what does the loose wheel have in his locker for the big one next week?  On this showing it all down to Spurs on Saturday.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25612 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:19 pm »
Andehs not a virgin, he fingers his sistoh nightly

Does it count if he's only sticking a couple of fingehs in? or how about all 6?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25613 on: April 16, 2019, 09:14:15 pm »
Andehs not a virgin, he fingers his sistoh nightly

Doubt it, he spends all summoh on the computeh looking at pictures of Jesseh.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25614 on: April 16, 2019, 09:17:50 pm »
Hope we hire Riise post-Klopp to play the Liverpool way

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25615 on: April 16, 2019, 09:19:35 pm »
Phil!!!!
Holy fuck lads I got family home. My computer isn't at a hidden place in the house. They saw the penis.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25616 on: April 16, 2019, 09:26:29 pm »
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25617 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:00 pm »
Does Andeh Tate count?

Forgot all about Andeh. Is he still doing Fergi songs on Youtube?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25618 on: April 16, 2019, 09:31:44 pm »
Doubt it, he spends all summoh on the computeh looking at pictures of Jesseh.
He's a dirteh dirteh fuckoh

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25619 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:06 pm »
Is this 5 losses in 7 since around the time they gave him the job permanently?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25620 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:44 pm »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25621 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:59 pm »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no

What did he say ?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25622 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:37 pm »


Fuck me , that's such an uncanny likeness !!

:lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25623 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:41 pm »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25624 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:20 pm »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.

Everton don't need to roll over, they're already shit! ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25625 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:47 pm »
SEASON OVER !!  ;D :wave

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Tell me how good does it feel
After Jose, Louis and Moyes,
We're gonna laugh at Solskjaer's boys
Der der der der der der der der der der der
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They'll win fuck all ! 

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25626 on: April 16, 2019, 09:53:21 pm »
and that's all she wrote folks

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25627 on: April 16, 2019, 09:57:01 pm »
My, that decision to sign him permanently is looking smarter by the day.

Season OVER.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25628 on: April 16, 2019, 09:58:06 pm »
Now  they can get back to finishing in their favorite 6th place at least

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25629 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:07 pm »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25630 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:18 pm »
Woodward is going to have the shit ripped out of him for decades. Their shortlist was Zidane or Pochetino. Two managers with an excellent track record and he gave the job to Solskjaer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25632 on: April 16, 2019, 10:02:51 pm »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.



hes dead right though

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25633 on: April 16, 2019, 10:03:51 pm »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


To add to the humour, he’s actually spot on😂😂

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25634 on: April 16, 2019, 10:04:03 pm »
Man I hope this doesn't lead to a depressing end to the season for them. They need another big result to keep some semblance of a feelgood factor.

Perhaps some sort of local derby win?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25636 on: April 16, 2019, 10:08:05 pm »
4 - Manchester United have lost four consecutive away matches in all competitions for the first time since October 1999 – current manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær featured in all four of those 1999 defeats. Recurrence.




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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25638 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:14 pm »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25639 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:16 pm »
But seriously, christ almighty, they are fucking hopeless.