Author Topic: Colin Wanker (Read 103133 times)

slaphead · « **on:** May 19, 2009, 02:42:43 pm »

The serial moaner, the man who absolutely caned Rafa for playing a "weakened" team a couple of years ago.
He was on 5 Live last night with Mark Saggers, talking about relagation issues.
Anyway, he got onto speaking abour Mr. Ferguson and it began, the arse licking.
He said that against Hull, Ferguson will rest Rooney, Ronaldo, Van Der Saar, Ferdinand etc, all the big guns, and then he said "you can't blame him for that" !!!!!! "Sheff Utd or Newcastle are the least of his worries"
BALLBAG

jaffod · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:46:29 pm »

This needs to be highlighted to him somehow. Fucking hypocrite.

LFC when it suits · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:46:34 pm »

This guy a bitter twat. He had 38 games to save his team.

Bogman · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:47:57 pm »

He just wouldn't let it lie.

Cochise · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:48:18 pm »

I hate the fat headed twat.

amir87 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:48:22 pm »

Biggest loser....ever

Alonzo · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:50:37 pm »

prize c*nt

Bogman · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:51:27 pm »

Quote from: Cochise on May 19, 2009, 02:48:18 pm

I hate the fat headed twat.

Don't confuse him with Fat Sam.

TrueYorkshireRed · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:51:39 pm »

the guys a c*nt...end of

Shaded Red · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:51:58 pm »

Quote from: amir87 on May 19, 2009, 02:48:22 pm

Biggest loser....ever

Sorry...disagree. The biggest loser is Mr Ferguson

Chivasino · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:52:36 pm »

Biggest c*nt in football. Would love to take a cricket bat to his head! Bitter, arrogant bastard!

rossipersempre · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:53:45 pm »

Why hasn't this tosser's name yet been auto-corrected (a la Martin Tyler's Monkey) to his anagram, Colin Wanker?

*edit* I see it has but the opposite way round, hmmm? What's so offensive about using Colin.Wanker?

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:55:17 pm »

Quote from: rossipersempre on May 19, 2009, 02:53:45 pm

*edit* I see it has but the opposite way round, hmmm? What's so offensive about Colin.Wanker?

the word 'wanker' may have something to do with it

badkhan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:56:10 pm »

He'll die by choking on Ferguson's balls.

slaphead · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:57:03 pm »

I've just listened to it again on BBC iPlayer, he is a prick, an absolute prick. "Alex Ferguson is the best manager in my lifetime" bla bla bla
On a lighter note, Stevie G is 25 /1 to finish the season as top scorer in the league right ? he is 2 behind Ronaldo and Anelka (who are both likely to sit out the last game) so he needs 3 to win it ouright, right ?
Good bet I hear you say, and it is, but its an ever better bet that Gerrard will get a hat trick against Spurs on Sunday, at 40 /1 !

itsgunnabebarnes! · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:57:10 pm »

c*nt of a man. a real example of everything i hate about football.

rossipersempre · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:58:48 pm »

Quote from: Laughter is the best medicine... on May 19, 2009, 02:55:17 pm

the word 'wanker' may have something to do with it

Oh yes that pesky 'work filter' right? There's ways round it surely? Colin Masturbator? Colin Self-Abuser?

Greg · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:59:27 pm »

Can anyone find a link to his comments?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:00:57 pm »

As Wicko would say, he's an alright bloke

Juan Loco · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:02:52 pm »

I wonder why Mourinho never castigated him for sending out a weakened team away to United?

I think it speaks volumes when Mourinho has more class than you.

PhilipG · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:03:30 pm »

Kolin Wancer is a twat of the highest order. That he's a hypocritical twat as well comes as no surprise.

rossipersempre · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:04:01 pm »

Quote from: slaphead on May 19, 2009, 02:57:03 pm

On a lighter note, Stevie G is 25 /1 to finish the season as top scorer in the league right ? he is 2 behind Ronaldo and Anelka (who are both likely to sit out the last game) so he needs 3 to win it ouright, right ?
Good bet I hear you say, and it is, but its an ever better bet that Gerrard will get a hat trick against Spurs on Sunday, at 40 /1 !

How's that then? Given he'll need a hat-trick to finish top-scorer, and even if he does an Arshavin he'll still technically have scored a hat-trick. 40s he'll do it, but only 25-1 he will and Anelka won't score? Doesn't make sense that.

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:06:17 pm »

A twat best ignored.

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:08:26 pm »

Quote from: slaphead on May 19, 2009, 02:57:03 pm

On a lighter note, Stevie G is 25 /1 to finish the season as top scorer in the league right ? he is 2 behind Ronaldo and Anelka (who are both likely to sit out the last game) so he needs 3 to win it ouright, right ?
Good bet I hear you say, and it is, but its an ever better bet that Gerrard will get a hat trick against Spurs on Sunday, at 40 /1 !

that makes total sense - gerrard would need at least a hatrick to be top scorer assuming ronaldo and anelka dont score so its either 25/1 or 40/1 for essentially the same bet!

red_til_i_die · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:10:20 pm »

Colin Wanker = twat

Why is anyone surprised that he's a member for the Ferguson bumboys brigade?

That is all for now.

R.A.La · « **Reply #25 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:13:47 pm »

Didn't he send out a weakened team against the mancs tho?

Chicken Wow Wows · « **Reply #26 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:14:05 pm »

Colin Wanker is a complete c*nt.

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #27 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:16:18 pm »

Quote from: R.A.La on May 19, 2009, 03:13:47 pm

Didn't he send out a weakened team against the mancs tho?

yup - and from what i can remember they gave the mancs a pretty good game

Alonso_The_Assassin · « **Reply #28 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:18:12 pm »

Quote from: Chicken Wow Wows on May 19, 2009, 03:14:05 pm

Colin Wanker is a complete c*nt.

I concur. One of the biggest this country has spawned in terms of football.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:20:06 pm »

He's a cock. That is all.

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:36:21 pm »

Haha, silly twat.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:48:04 pm »

Quote from: Laughter is the best medicine... on May 19, 2009, 03:08:26 pm

that makes total sense - gerrard would need at least a hatrick to be top scorer assuming ronaldo and anelka dont score so its either 25/1 or 40/1 for essentially the same bet!

If Gerrard gets two and Anelka and Ronaldo don't score, the bookies payout 1/3rd odss, apparently. So the 25-1 is for two goals. Sort of.

jamiehill · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:59:10 pm »

Colin Wanker

- eh - I thought it would come up Kolin Vanker?

baboons · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:03:10 pm »

Hear for yourselves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnguuE13Euk

Includes Hypocrite notes.

phonic · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:09:01 pm »

The guy's a complete twat. Always whinging about something. The reason he got his team relegated had nothing to do with whatever team we fielded, it's because he couldn't guide his team to enough points over 38 games and doesn't want to admit he was at fault.

Regi · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:10:10 pm »

A ballsack of a man and no mistake

ShanksLegend · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:10:24 pm »

i brought this uip to talksport last week or the week before, because he was talking about something similar in the championship and applauded the fact that somebody was doing it as it gave the squad time to rest and focus on another game.

Degs · « **Reply #37 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:19:45 pm »

Quote from: Bogman on May 19, 2009, 02:47:57 pm

He just wouldn't let it lie.

You wouldn't let it lie!!

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Djimis Telescopic Leg · « **Reply #38 on:** May 19, 2009, 06:22:44 pm »

Disgraceful little man. That he continues to get away with being an utter gobshite both on the touchline and in interviews is unreal. Still can't believe he got away with the stunt he pulled at the Battle Of Bramall Lane in 2002. Or the Henchoz 'spitting' incident in 2003. Or a million other events that prove just what a vile, bitter wanker the man is.

slickman · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2009, 06:24:48 pm »

yet west ham beat a weakned utd team to relagate sheff utd yet warnock still points the blame to rafa fucking twat