The best thread I've ever read, brilliant lads.
I have my own little story as well.
I'm a resident of Burnley, and if Liverpool are playing away on the Saturday or they are playing on the Sunday, quite often I will go and watch Burnley with my mates. Anyways, they have Jeff Brown (the guy from the Safestyle UK™ advert - "I said 0800 106 107 NOW!!" etc) doing a bit of a warm up before the match kicks off, you probably saw him on Tuesday night. Anyway, I guy a work with, lives right across the road from him, and knows him well, and around 3 weeks before a particular match I went on (Coventry I think) Jeff's wife ran off with a guy she met at the gym. My mate finds out and tells everyone at work.
So I'm on this match, and Jeff comes out and starts warming up, so I starts laughing my head off and telling my mates about him and his wife, and then the tannoy starts playing a few records. The second one on is "I would walk 500 miles" by The Proclaimers. It get's to the chorus and then get's on to the "da da da da" bit. I had a bit of a brainstorm and the next time that bit comes round I yells at the top of my voice "WHERE'S YA WIFE GONE??, WHERE'S YA WIFE GONE??". Cue about 50 people around me turning round and giving me confused stares whilst my mates are falling about the place. Best thing is, by the next time I went on, about 10 games later, the whole section where my mates sit were singing that bit in unison when the played the record, and they still do now.