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Sean Dundee
« on: September 2, 2005, 01:39:53 pm »
I know, I know, the answer is who cares but here u are anyway.....

There are some players who gain a kind of footballing immortality by regularly cropping up in the conversation when fans discuss their club’s worst signings. Their fame outlasts a lot of solid performers who gave excellent service to the club; for Liverpool Sean Dundee is one such player.

Dundee came from the Bundesliga- so far so good. However, he joined from Karlsruhe, recently relegated and never one of the powerhouses of German soccer. The striker had contributed just 3 goals to the campaign though there were injuries as a mitigating circumstance. His overall record at the club was 36 goals in 86 games.

Roy Evans paid £2 million in 1998 to get the South African born but naturalised German striker as back up to Owen and Fowler.

In his one season at Anfield Dundee never hit the target. In fact he played in only 3 League encounters and 1 League Cup tie, always as a sub. Gerard Houllier very quickly decided that the slightly tubby striker wasn’t what he wanted and after a year Liverpool managed to offload him to VFB Stuttgart for half of what they paid.

In four years at VFB he started 11 Bundesliga games with 10 sub appearances. He proved effective when he did play though, as he hit the net 11 times and also did some good work in an Intertoto Cup run. His frequent injuries let youngster Kevin Kuranyi in and he took his chance to become the club’s top frontman.
In 2003 those 11 goals persuaded Austria Vienna to keep him in employment, although they did get him on a free. At the time the coach described Dundee as his number one target in the transfer market. At the end of his first season Dundee missed the final penalty in the shootout to decide the Austrian Cup Final and the club didn’t take up the option of a second year.

They offloaded the striker back to Karlsruhe who gave their prodigal son a two-year contract, although the club are in the second tier in Germany now. He’s now in the second year of that contract and scored in a recent game with Alemania Aachen.

Sean Dundee didn’t help himself when he told the Anfield fans that he was “as fast as Michael Owen”, on his arrival. After seeing him many fans agreed but only in the queue for the pie shop. His peak years have been dogged by injury and he probably wasn’t fit when he came to the Premiership but many Reds fans will be astonished that his career has continued at such a high level.
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Re: Whatever Happened to: Sean Dundee
« Reply #1 on: September 2, 2005, 01:53:26 pm »
Saw this on .tv from Roy Evans

"The one that gets mentioned every time a subject like this comes up is Sean Dundee. At the time he was doing well in Germany and we thought he might come over and do well for Liverpool. When you buy a player though, the player has got to play his part too. He's got to come over, prepare himself in the right way and perform on the pitch. Unfortunately Sean didn't do that but the less said about that deal the better. "

Sounds like he just couldn't be arsed!

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Re: Whatever Happened to: Sean Dundee
« Reply #2 on: September 2, 2005, 02:08:46 pm »
Saw this on .tv from Roy Evans

"The one that gets mentioned every time a subject like this comes up is Sean Dundee. At the time he was doing well in Germany and we thought he might come over and do well for Liverpool. When you buy a player though, the player has got to play his part too. He's got to come over, prepare himself in the right way and perform on the pitch. Unfortunately Sean didn't do that but the less said about that deal the better. "

Sounds like he just couldn't be arsed!

yeah saw that, like many others we have seen come and (most of them) go, he probably thought the hard part was getting the contract.

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Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 05:50:02 pm »
“I’ve always been the quickest player at every club I’ve been at, but I hear Michael Owen is pretty quick so we’ll see…”


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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 05:50:50 pm »
He's probably quicker than Michael Owen now.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2010, 05:53:23 pm »
Could have been a great player if he was given the chance.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2010, 06:09:57 pm »
I remember when we signed this half irish half german lightening paced towering forward,,,,,

Then he trained and was sent packing, obviously had a great pr team
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2010, 06:12:44 pm »
A total of 0 goals in 3 appearances for the club. What a man.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2010, 06:14:08 pm »
We have had more than our fair share of utter shite over the last 20 years. Please no more in January new owners, yes that means Roy gone.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2010, 06:14:58 pm »
Let´s start one of these for Torben Piechnik.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2010, 06:16:24 pm »
Let´s start one of these for Torben Piechnik.

Nah let's not.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2010, 06:23:59 pm »
Not the cleanest cut character off the field if my memory is serving me correctly.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2010, 06:34:14 pm »
Wonder, what is he doing now...

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2010, 06:34:59 pm »
Wonder, what is he doing now...

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2010, 06:37:15 pm »
This guy is now a football pundit on local equivalent of sky (DSTV South Africa). Talks utter shite most of the time, him, Gary Bailey, Shaun Bartlett and Terry Paine. They all hated Rafa and like your lot there, loves Uncle Roy and believe that he should be given at least the whole season before we can judge him. God help us.... :butt

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2010, 06:39:21 pm »
you can laugh about torben, but his first few games here he was hailed as the 2nd coming, then reallity hit in.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2010, 06:40:32 pm »
Let´s start one of these for Torben Piechnik.

It was a toss-up between him and Sean.

Did he really have another wife back in Germany? ;D

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2010, 06:50:03 pm »
Thought he was fucking rubbish myself.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2010, 07:02:57 pm »
My favourite ever player, I actually saw him once dummy himself. Not even Maradona could do that.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2010, 07:04:18 pm »
He's a pundit now, here in South Africa. Talks a lot of crap most of the time.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2010, 07:14:06 pm »
I seem to remember reading Ceefax over several years before he signed when we were linked with him.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2010, 07:33:38 pm »
when i was a kid remember us signing him. wanted to get his name on my jersey!! my dad made me get fowler instead!!

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2010, 07:36:40 pm »
Wonder, what is he doing now...
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2010, 07:49:43 pm »
poor man's erik mejer

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2010, 08:39:28 pm »
Never knew he said that. Poor mans Karl Heinz Ridle, now he's a top class German centre forward. Smallest target man ever I think.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2010, 08:43:19 pm »
I remember him starting a turn in the centre circle and finishing it by running the ball out of play in front of the Kemlyn. We had no fit strikers, an injured Riedle playing up front with Danny Murphy and this lad still didn't make the bench.

Nearly as bad as Paul Stewart. Yes, that bad.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2010, 09:34:22 pm »
He's probably quicker than Michael Owen now.

My friend's 3 legged dog, is quicker than Michael Owen now.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2010, 09:59:07 pm »
Quality!

How about a Jean-Michel Ferri appreciation thread? Or perhaps a Bernard Diomede one?

If he's all about pace and was the quickest at every previous club, just goes to show you must need a bit of quality too......or everyone of his former team mates were as quick as Micky Quinn!

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2010, 10:20:24 pm »
While were at it, how about the nick tanner appreciation thread. Good looking man but not exactly sure he was ever on the winning side - very under used and under rated.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2010, 10:25:50 pm »
you can laugh about torben, but his first few games here he was hailed as the 2nd coming, then reallity hit in.
Rarely did anyone get past torben without being fouled - very keen on body checking and using his shoulders to great effect. Still rate him higher than konchesky though

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2010, 11:15:27 pm »
you can laugh about torben, but his first few games here he was hailed as the 2nd coming, then reallity hit in.

So was Bjorn Kvarme. He didn't do too badly until Cadamarteri mugged him. Andy Cole then did likewise before Darren Huckerby put him out of our misery by absolutely destroying him in an FA Cup tie at Anfield.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2010, 11:29:46 pm »
Highly rated in Germany though Sean was, they wanted him to become a German citizen believe it or not.
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2010, 11:45:58 pm »
Those complaining, lighten the fuck up.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2010, 11:56:23 pm »
Or perhaps a Bernard Diomede one?
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2010, 11:56:57 pm »
Saw him come on as a sub against Blackburn at Ewood Park (1999). Think we took a quick 3-0 lead with the 2nd half a non-event...until Dundee came on!!

Best moment, a long ball played through to him from the back; he turned and ran onto it only for the ball to hit the back of his head. He couldn't he get that bit right, poor sod!

Still, best player to pull on a red shirt who is named after a Scottish town...I think.

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2010, 12:47:05 am »
Bob Paisley?
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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2010, 07:31:14 am »
World Cup winner Bernard Diomede

Ha! Is that not like saying Harry Kewell has a Champions League winning medal?

Think it might have been Ged's tactics that caused Sean to fail?

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2010, 07:34:27 am »
While were at it, how about the nick tanner appreciation thread. Good looking man but not exactly sure he was ever on the winning side - very under used and under rated.

Apparently Nick is managing Winterbourne United!  Under used?

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2010, 08:50:00 am »
Nothing to say other than shit player with a shit attitude.:(

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Re: Sean Dundee appreciation thread
« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2010, 09:15:08 am »
While were at it, how about the nick tanner appreciation thread. Good looking man but not exactly sure he was ever on the winning side
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