Topic: LFC and the Lean.

[Sarge]

Its now acustomed to Liverpool Football Club that the 'Lean' is for us the fans the Official Photo of a new signing, but some are just better than others.

I'll let you decide.

First up the Elbow lean, not very difficult but effictive.



The Elbow and Ball, higher degree of difficulty. Its for those leaners who think they are better than they think.



The armfold and no lean. Was never going to work out this.



The rail lean, very high level of difficulty and only the best leaners can carry it off.



The casual lean. Only those who ooze calmness can pull off this baby.



The full kit lean with rail, i'd advise not to try this athome its for those who are a little loco.



I like to call this one the Mane, because Man-e it is so cool.




Please add your fav with title.

 

[gazzam1963]

Fucking hell sarge , got a nice warm LFC glow at the moment and you give me the shivers with pics of balottelli , benteke amd markovic

[Sarge]

Fucking hell sarge , got a nice warm LFC glow at the moment and you give me the shivers with pics of balottelli , benteke amd markovic

Its about the Lean.

[Dench57]

Fucking hell sarge , got a nice warm LFC glow at the moment and you give me the shivers with pics of balottelli , benteke amd markovic

First Origi rose from the ashes, so too will Lazarus Markovic

[Sarge]

First Origi rose from the ashes, so too will Lazarus Markovic

Not without a lean he wont.

[Sarge]

I hope the 2019 version is going to up the anti.

[jillcwhomever]

Fucking hell sarge , got a nice warm LFC glow at the moment and you give me the shivers with pics of balottelli , benteke amd markovic

Absoultely, thought I'd woken up and gone back in horrific time. 

[Crimson_Tank]

Fucking hell sarge , got a nice warm LFC glow at the moment and you give me the shivers with pics of balottelli , benteke amd markovic

I know what you mean, I am already dizzy from being top of the table, seeing these mugs is sending me spinning! 

[KurtVerbose]

Pound of bacon please.

[Sarge]

Pound of bacon please.

Sausages do?

[Anthony]

After the events of this weekend am I alone in hoping that the lean years are coming to an end...?

[latortuga]

LFC and the lean...mean fighting machine

[soxfan]

Nathaniel Clyne is a world-class leaner, winner of the Ballon de Lean. You can play him at inside lean, outside lean, folded arms lean, railing lean, wall lean, smiling lean, stern-looking lean -- it doesn't matter. The Messi of leaners.

[kavah]

think you might another club were the first to invent leaning, loafing, lying, laying and cuckoo clocks - and corner flags and undersoil-heating, and combi-boilers.

[Something Worse]

Nathaniel Clyne is a world-class leaner, winner of the Ballon de Lean. You can play him at inside lean, outside lean, folded arms lean, railing lean, wall lean, smiling lean, stern-looking lean -- it doesn't matter. The Messi of leaners.

Ballean D'Or was right there

[Kashinoda]

I'm fond on the much forgotten wholesome duet Rafa lean.

[harleydanger]

^^Looks like an ad for Spanish watches

[Sarge]

After the events of this weekend am I alone in hoping that the lean years are coming to an end...?

I see what you did there.

[AndyMuller]

I'm fond on the much forgotten wholesome duet Rafa lean.

That’s the best damn lean I’ve ever seen.

[Sarge]

I'm fond on the much forgotten wholesome duet Rafa lean.

The Continental Lean, its old but gold.

[Sarge]

The no lean is only ever and I mean ever used in special circumstances.

[GucciMane]

Get the Babelcopter heading to Fernando Towers

[Sarge]

Get the Babelcopter heading to Fernando Towers

I'm fuelling it now.

[Sarge]

The Vintage Lean

Its a fan Fav.

[soxfan]

Ooh, found another goody. The "Let me regale you with tales about Bill Shankly" lean.

[Bobinhood]

I'm fond on the much forgotten wholesome duet Rafa lean.

Not to mention that Rafa himself is quite lean in this picture.

[harleydanger]

The no lean is only ever and I mean ever used in special circumstances.

Way too much blue in that xmas tree

[Dench57]

[Youb]

Pretty sure the lean has had its day.  Done,  finito. Used to love checking the new players lean but I'm sure it's not been done for our most recent signings.

[harleydanger]

Pretty sure the lean has had its day.  Done,  finito. Used to love checking the new players lean but I'm sure it's not been done for our most recent signings.

No, we're entering the post modern lean era, an era where leanee's are aware of the connotations of certain leans and using that to inform the leans they take. Take the Alison example...



Here you can see Alison embracing the arm cross and rear lean, bringing forth connotations of Kenny, Mane and many others, while purposefully centring himself in the frame in front of a plain red background. The nod to past leans is saying 'I understand the history' the blank red canvas behind him is saying 'I'm here to paint my own history, and i will be at the centre of it'.

[the_flot]

In Robertson's case isn't it a McLean?

 

[soxfan]

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Nathaniel Clyne is a world-class leaner, winner of the Ballon de Lean. You can play him at inside lean, outside lean, folded arms lean, railing lean, wall lean, smiling lean, stern-looking lean -- it doesn't matter. The Messi of leaners.

That's cheating. Double lean isn't allowed.

[Sarge]

Way too much blue in that xmas tree

Blue?

[Sarge]

Pretty sure the lean has had its day.  Done,  finito. Used to love checking the new players lean but I'm sure it's not been done for our most recent signings.

You lie!!

[Sarge]

You have to give a warning in relation to these type of leans, remember some folk around these here parts are still rattled by these shocking leans.

[I've been a good boy]

Look at these mean leaning machines

[Phatz]

It's not often a lean is named after a player.

The Cruyff Turn is the classic, but we have The Lallana Lean.

[Phatz]

And of course, the leaders of leaning revolution...

The Shanks Slope and The Keegan Loaf(ing about)...

I'll get me coat...

[Phatz]

A master of the the no-look-lean...