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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2018, 08:13:59 pm »
Ramos pinned his arm deliberately, the fucking shithouse.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2018, 08:14:13 pm »
Don’t think Mo can carry on... blimey..
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2018, 08:14:26 pm »
28 Salah is down again, don't think he's going to make it guys.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2018, 08:14:59 pm »
The poor guys is in bits.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2018, 08:15:56 pm »
29 Looks as though Lallana is coming on.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2018, 08:16:06 pm »
Liverpool Sub: Lallana comes on for Salah.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2018, 08:16:39 pm »
Ramos you bastard

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2018, 08:16:59 pm »
Ramos pinned his arm deliberately, the fucking shithouse.

He knew what he was doing. Fucking shithouse bastard.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2018, 08:18:22 pm »
32' We look in a bit of shock here, Ronaldo and Marcelo down the wing, they work it in the box, shot is blocked and cleared.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2018, 08:19:10 pm »
Real take the opportunity with Salah off to up their tempo

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2018, 08:19:17 pm »
So important we stick together now, if we can make it to the end of the first half at 0-0 we're still in this.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2018, 08:19:40 pm »
33' Possession for the team in white, good pass to the right, a back heel pass and cleared.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2018, 08:19:54 pm »
Got to pick it up again here now...
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #53 on: May 26, 2018, 08:20:43 pm »
Caravajal is down and out, looks to be in tear, hope his world cup ends here. His ankle stretched.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2018, 08:21:27 pm »
All of a sudden the game takes another turn. It is good we are getting a break, Klopp having a word with our players.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2018, 08:21:44 pm »
Real Sub: Nacho coming on for Caravajal

If we have to win this ugly, let's win it ugly.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2018, 08:22:28 pm »
Two players... both top professionals... tell me that they’re just collecting their salary... they aren’t they’re both disraught...
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2018, 08:22:41 pm »
Lfc support showing their class as Carvajal goes off

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2018, 08:22:56 pm »
37' Match starts again, forward run here, long pass but Navas gets there before Lallana could.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2018, 08:23:34 pm »
Lfc support showing their class as Carvajal goes off

Far classier than my reaction to be honest. ;)

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2018, 08:24:13 pm »
38' More possession for Real, all the way back to defenders, we got everyone behind the ball and keeping the shape, Modric is on the right, he wins a corner.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2018, 08:24:19 pm »
It's a final all right - a proper one

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2018, 08:24:21 pm »
Lallana to score tonight anyone? Who'd have thought that after his rotten luck.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2018, 08:25:15 pm »
39' Short corner, cross comes in deep, Trent is there to head it out, finally closed down and throw in won.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2018, 08:25:55 pm »
40' Now Ramos goes in against Mane, and wins a foul.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2018, 08:26:23 pm »
41' Cristiano offside, the keeper was going to get it anyway.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2018, 08:26:43 pm »
Mane is wise to Ramos and pushes him off before he can be pinned like Mo - Ramos on his arse

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2018, 08:27:12 pm »
42' Cristiano gets it from Modric, and passes it in the middle to a Liverpool player.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2018, 08:27:16 pm »
This referee is falling for the RM dirty play. But we are still holding our own here. Just get to half-time now.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2018, 08:27:56 pm »
Madrid with a bit of ascendancy in the last 5

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2018, 08:28:47 pm »
43' Real possession, working it across the defenders, Isco puts in a good cross, Cristiano header, Karius saves it, Benzema puts it in, but Cristiano offside. Good save nonetheless but good officiating.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2018, 08:29:08 pm »
We just have to get to half-time.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2018, 08:30:51 pm »
44' Marcelo makes it all the way down the left, leaves space behind, we work it out and down the wing, poor ball and couldn't keep it.

Three minutes of extra time.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2018, 08:32:42 pm »
45+1 Marcelo gets his freedom and is in the attack again, Trent gets a tackle in and Real has a corner. Corner cleared. A bit under the pressure.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2018, 08:33:32 pm »
45+3 Benzema shoots from distance, wide.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #75 on: May 26, 2018, 08:34:28 pm »
45+3 Firmino and Casemiro clash heads, and both down. Ref blows whistle.

Half Time

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #76 on: May 26, 2018, 08:35:02 pm »
Did well to get to half time, now we need to reorganise.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #77 on: May 26, 2018, 08:40:07 pm »
Need the manager, captain and senior players to regroup and clear the heads. This is a different game now.

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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #78 on: May 26, 2018, 08:50:12 pm »
45 we’re off for the second half...  we need to get a grip, we’re not down to 10 men, we’re well in this match.
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Re: CL FINAL Real Madrid v L’pool
« Reply #79 on: May 26, 2018, 08:53:29 pm »
46. Mane noticeably more on the shoulder of the last man so far..

Cross from the right form real.. it’s headed straight back to Marie who waste it..

Then TAA gives the ball away, the ball comes to Isco hits the bar... he really should have scored..


Now Karius is down in the area..
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