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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #160 on: September 26, 2017, 09:35:48 pm »
The player has just been subbed off now. Almost 2 and a half mins for that. That best get added onto the 8!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #161 on: September 26, 2017, 09:36:12 pm »
They’ve spent more time on their backs than Rooney in a retirement home.

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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #162 on: September 26, 2017, 09:36:37 pm »
Can see why Daniel is not a bit part.
Since he's come on he's tried to be a one man attack.
Had chances to pass and play a colleague in but gone for glory every time.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #163 on: September 26, 2017, 09:37:09 pm »
Lol

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #164 on: September 26, 2017, 09:37:38 pm »
90+3 Ball forward from Lovren to TAA, he finds Sturrige on the edge of the box but the ball took off him...

We come again, Moreno down the left to Bobby, he crosses but noooooooooo, the ball is behind Salad when he could have had an easy tap in.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #165 on: September 26, 2017, 09:37:42 pm »
It's ridiculous now

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #166 on: September 26, 2017, 09:38:31 pm »
FFS! Goddamit!

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #167 on: September 26, 2017, 09:38:34 pm »
90+5 What a ball in from TAA...Salad 7 yards out header...straight at the keeper...ffs.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #168 on: September 26, 2017, 09:39:12 pm »
Oh for fucks sake
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #169 on: September 26, 2017, 09:39:13 pm »
Now the fucking reserve keeper gets into the act

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #170 on: September 26, 2017, 09:39:38 pm »
How the hell did that not go in?  :o
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #171 on: September 26, 2017, 09:39:48 pm »
90+6 Pasavich has a shot from 25 yards well well over...thought it was us for a second!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #172 on: September 26, 2017, 09:39:54 pm »
90+5 What a ball in from TAA...Salad 7 yards out header...straight at the keeper...ffs.
Not quite straight - keeper got his hand out sharpish

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #173 on: September 26, 2017, 09:40:18 pm »
90+7 Klopp not looking happy. Neither am I. Players letting him down again.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #174 on: September 26, 2017, 09:41:02 pm »
Klopp is now banging his head I can well understand.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #175 on: September 26, 2017, 09:41:20 pm »
90+8

Keeper gets the ball and falls down with it...seconds left...
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #176 on: September 26, 2017, 09:41:36 pm »
And thats it.

Full time

1 -1
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #177 on: September 26, 2017, 09:41:59 pm »
For fucks sake

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #178 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:14 pm »
How the fuck

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #179 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:27 pm »
I'm tired Robbie

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #180 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:29 pm »
Arrrrrrrrgh
Really thought Martin Kelly would make it.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #181 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:29 pm »
We'll have to beat these in the last round now to go through. Hope it's not another Basle.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #182 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:36 pm »
How many chances do our players need? We move the ball to slowly, we desperately need a Keita, and a finisher

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #183 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:39 pm »
I have absolutely no words for that

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #184 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:44 pm »
Fucking hell.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #185 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:52 pm »
Better first half than second. Really should of won the game

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #186 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:53 pm »
Firmino's worst game as a Liverpool player?
FAME makes a man take things over

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #187 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:54 pm »
The ref played 30seconds extra for their last injury.

Play was stopped for 2 minutes 50....not that I was counting..
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #188 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:55 pm »
Last couple of minutes we had the chances to win 4-1, need to step this shit up. But if you create the good chances you shouldn’t worry.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #189 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:55 pm »
Embarrasing, pathetic and inexcusable....hope Klopp kicks the shit out of them

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #190 on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:57 pm »
my god
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #191 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:00 pm »
Well done lads that was brilliant.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #192 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:00 pm »
Just nowhere near good enough. Getting sick of it now, it's pathetic.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #193 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:00 pm »
Fucks sake, all the other Brits make it look easy



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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #194 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:01 pm »
Fuck off Spartak!

looks like we're playing for second in the group.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #195 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:02 pm »
Unfuckingbelievable. One of the most frustrating games I've seen in a long time. What the fuck was that finishing. Jesus Christ.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #196 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:07 pm »
So so frustrating. This is when there's a good argument for a top striker. Finishes some of those chances. Sturridge used to be that guy.
Thank Fowler we're not getting Caulker

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #197 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:10 pm »
We'll have to beat these in the last round now to go through. Hope it's not another Basle.

They will surely lose both matches to Sevilla.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #198 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:13 pm »
Shite finishing - hardly a surprise though.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #199 on: September 26, 2017, 09:43:15 pm »
Very very unlucky, the result flatters them. Still think we'll qualify ahead of them, but we need to take our chances.