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Dirk Kuyt
« on: July 21, 2012, 06:40:43 PM »
Live on ESPN (Playing for Fenerbache v Newcastle) if anyone is interested :)
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 06:43:59 PM »
Am watching too, good to see him on screen :)

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 06:44:46 PM »
Am watching too, good to see him on screen :)

Great ground that.. The Kop is... a field :D
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 06:46:37 PM »
Haha indeed, looks like something you'd expect in League 2 over here  :o

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 06:51:21 PM »
Been all Fenerbache so far.
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »
Go on Dirky boy lad

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2012, 07:57:01 PM »
Anyone know anywhere that you can buy that Fenerbahce shirt from? Want to get one with Kuyt on the back.
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2012, 08:17:52 PM »
Anyone know anywhere that you can buy that Fenerbahce shirt from? Want to get one with Kuyt on the back.

Istanbul :)
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2012, 08:18:55 PM »
Istanbul :)
Never heard of it. Are they a big chain?

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 08:20:45 PM »
Never heard of it. Are they a big chain?



THIS is a big chain
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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2012, 08:47:33 PM »
Bebe still plays for ManU? Hahahhaha

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2012, 08:48:55 PM »


THIS is a big chain
That pics looks like its got LFC in the background, and that chain looks like the imaginary one in my mind that's tied around Dirk's ankles :)

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Re: The Dirkster
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2012, 08:50:06 PM »
Haha and of course he fucking scores. Does a silly dance for drawing ManU level with the mighty Ajax Cape Town in injury time.

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Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2012, 07:19:48 PM »
OPPA DIRKY STYLE!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Q8r1XQiK6M" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/5Q8r1XQiK6M</a>
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 08:13:49 PM by Malaysian Kopite »
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2012, 07:22:20 PM »
That's boss  ;D

I miss Dirk  :(

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2012, 07:23:14 PM »
 ;D

I miss Dirky so much as well :'(

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2012, 07:26:42 PM »
Thats top. Bet he would be ace to go for a pint with, Pepe too.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2012, 07:27:53 PM »
The presenter's expression makes it look like he's delivering utterly serious news.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2012, 07:36:40 PM »
:D

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2012, 07:38:57 PM »
Unfortunately, this thread would have a lot more views if it said: Dirk Kuyt does Gangnam style as opposed to just Dirk Kuyt. He's a class bloke though, one of the foreign players who 'got' what it was to play for Liverpool.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2012, 08:14:13 PM »
Unfortunately, this thread would have a lot more views if it said: Dirk Kuyt does Gangnam style as opposed to just Dirk Kuyt. He's a class bloke though, one of the foreign players who 'got' what it was to play for Liverpool.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt does Gangnam Style!
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2012, 09:36:01 PM »
I miss him, we could have used him this year.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt does Gangnam Style!
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2012, 09:45:32 PM »
Oh god lol, what a legend!
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Re: Dirk Kuyt does Gangnam Style!
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2012, 10:11:34 PM »
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Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2013, 08:23:06 PM »

5 goals and 2 assists in 8 matches this season, God bless you Dirk Kuyt and the guy who did let his transfer to Fenerbahce SK.

He was the legend for Liverpool and now also he is a true legend for Fenerbahce too.

Maybe he is not so talented but he tries to give his best in every single match...


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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 08:25:11 PM »
Dirk the manc slayer  :wave

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 08:25:12 PM »
Love Dirk. Always stepped up in big games too, Everton, Utd, CL Final, CL semi's and quarters, he was always there! He went at the right time though.

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2013, 08:25:55 PM »
Always liked Kuyt and thought he was under-rated, you don't play in a WC final if you aren't a good player.

Likeable bloke.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2013, 08:28:03 PM »
He's a much better player than he's given credit for. His boundless energy and desire are his endearing qualities but he's much more than that. I admit he frustrated me so much at times but eventually I realized how important he was for us. He scored many vital goals, in big domestic games and in Europe and he never ever shirked away from anything. He would miss a sitter from 8 yards but he wouldn't let it bother him. He created a lot of space for the likes of Torres, Stevie and to a lesser extent Yossi and others to exploit.

On top of that, he's a fucking great fella and does a lot for charity and other things. Glad to hear he's doing well in Turkey.

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2013, 08:32:02 PM »
"What is Evertons nickname?"

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2013, 08:32:51 PM »
Glad to hear he's doing well in Turkey.

Yep, he's been appreciated wherever he's been, nice to know he is by Fenerbahce fans as well.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2013, 08:35:27 PM »
Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2013, 08:36:13 PM »
"What is Evertons nickname?"

Dirk  "The Bitters!"
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2013, 08:36:20 PM »
Yep, he's been appreciated wherever he's been, nice to know he is by Fenerbahce fans as well.

Absolutely he is one of our favourite players. Like a mate said above, he is a good player but much imortant than this he is really a nice people on the pitch and off the pitch.

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2013, 08:37:39 PM »
Absolutely he is one of our favourite players. Like a mate said above, he is a good player but much imortant than this he is really a nice people on the pitch and off the pitch.

Have you got a song for him mate?
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2013, 08:39:58 PM »
Absolutely he is one of our favourite players. Like a mate said above, he is a good player but much imortant than this he is really a nice people on the pitch and off the pitch.

I'm sorry but to want a player to be 'nice' over quality is ridiculous, it's a bonus if he's a good person, nothing more.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2013, 08:41:23 PM »
Miss Dirk but made up to hear he's doing well at Fener.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2013, 08:45:07 PM »
Have you got a song for him mate?

Yeah but in Turkish, it's so meaningless in English. :)

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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2013, 08:46:22 PM »
Yeah but in Turkish, it's so meaningless in English. :)

On youtube?

Translate it for us.
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Re: a Real Hero // Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2013, 08:49:58 PM »
Always liked Kuyt and thought he was under-rated, you don't play in a WC final if you aren't a good player.

Likeable bloke.
My thoughts exactly. His detractors would then point to Djimi Traore and his CL medal but it's not as if there has been a dearth of attacking talent for Holland since he's been around in 2004. He mustn't be too bad if several managers have picked him for a country that could have gone for van Nistelrooy, Sneijder, Robben, van Persie, van der Vaart, Huntelaar, Afellay or Seedorf among others to fill the various positions he can play instead. You don't win 98 caps for that country if you're a bad player.