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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #80 on: May 25, 2011, 07:10:26 AM »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #81 on: May 25, 2011, 07:10:33 AM »
You know I'd suggest that Owen moving to United was a massive mistake for him, because it's killed off any chance he'll have of playing regularly. But for him.. it's probably not the worst thing. He's so in his own world that he probably thinks he deserves the medal he got this year. Probably reckons it's his greatest achievement.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #82 on: May 25, 2011, 07:11:22 AM »
Poor Michael. I think i'll write a letter to that bad Mr Capello.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #83 on: May 25, 2011, 07:14:16 AM »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #84 on: May 25, 2011, 07:19:25 AM »
He will be playing for the bitters next season just watch.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #85 on: May 25, 2011, 07:21:45 AM »
Hasn't he played something like 232 minutes this season? Arrogant tit if he thinks he can walk in to the squad playing  after playing so few minutes for his club.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #86 on: May 25, 2011, 07:22:03 AM »
Aww diddums

Honestly thought this must have been an old thread bumped but no, this nob is still going on about England.  The same nob with jusr something like 238 minutes of league football this season and feels he's qualified to talk about playing for England
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2011, 07:37:30 AM »
and to think the little shit was a hero to so many.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #88 on: May 25, 2011, 07:38:40 AM »
He will be playing for the bitters next season just watch.


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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #89 on: May 25, 2011, 07:42:13 AM »
Nothing short of a joker.


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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #90 on: May 25, 2011, 07:45:18 AM »
Does he think because he played a bit part role against Blackpool and Garyfuckingnevilles testimonial he can get back with England.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2011, 08:06:11 AM »
He proves in this article than he never really gave a fuck about us, as we always new, it's all about him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/8534518/Champions-League-final-2011-Playing-for-Manchester-United-in-best-stadiums-is-what-makes-Michael-Owen-tick.html

To be honest I don't think he cares about anyone apart from himself.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2011, 08:07:44 AM »
To be honest I don't think he cares about anyone apart from himself.

He is an absolute idiot, how can he do this!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #94 on: May 25, 2011, 08:36:37 AM »
Its because you've played like shit for 5 years.



Soccerbase has him down as 6 league starts since he signed for Manchester United, 2 seasons ago. This season he has scored against Blackpool and Bolton in the league and Scunthorpe and Southampton in the cups - hardly prolific Mickey lad

The reason he hasnt played for England is because he has been gash, end of story.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #95 on: May 25, 2011, 08:42:26 AM »
He's played 200 odd minutes all fucking season. How does that deserve a call up you c*nt?

Plus you're shite.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #96 on: May 25, 2011, 08:57:32 AM »
I cant resist..




Come on, sell yourself Micky..





Apart from the obvious, what really bothers me about that brochure is that it's appallingly typeset. It offends my graphic design eye. It never ceases to amaze me the low standard of typesetting in professional (ahem!) documents.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #97 on: May 25, 2011, 09:08:43 AM »
He really has no clue what so ever does he?

You have been crab for 4/5 years and so you dont deserve to get near the squad. Plus the minor fact that Philip Degan has played more games than you over the last 3 years!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #98 on: May 25, 2011, 09:10:39 AM »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #99 on: May 25, 2011, 09:11:46 AM »
Does he think because he played a bit part role against Blackpool and Garyfuckingnevilles testimonial he can get back with England.

Haha yeah.

Scores a goal against the mighty Blackpool and thinks of himself as instrumental to Man Utd's success. What a loser.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #100 on: May 25, 2011, 09:38:48 AM »
I had heard of the brochure before but never actually seen it. That’s hilarious. How many of those Brand Values are the polar opposite of Michael Owen these days:

Fit & Healthy – not in footballing terms
Young – not these days Mickey boy
Dynamic – as above
Committed – to his racehorses? Any chance of a reference from your previous employers on the commitment front Michael?
Sincere – Comedy gold!
Clean & Fresh – He washes. Wow!
Global – thought of as a c*nt worldwide.
Enthusiastic - …if asked to talk about himself all day
Respected – Maybe his achievements are (I guess they should be) but respected by fans of former clubs. Doubtful.
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Charismatic – Comedy gold part 2!
Aspirational – Well I’d love to earn a fortune for doing 2 and a half hours work since August so I guess that’s spot on
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #101 on: May 25, 2011, 09:39:36 AM »
LOL at the united c*nts saying hes worth it just because of the city goal he scored!
thats all he's done really thats significant and maybe one performance in the champions league
hes full on shit

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #102 on: May 25, 2011, 09:42:18 AM »
i love Piers Moron hitting out at owen on twitter saying what award did you win
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #103 on: May 25, 2011, 09:46:44 AM »

....You have been crab for 4/5 years...

All them sideways passes.....
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #104 on: May 25, 2011, 10:54:47 AM »
Surely this is a joke?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #105 on: May 25, 2011, 11:41:43 AM »
Caricature of the player he once was. As a man, I suspect he's always been the same prick though.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #106 on: May 25, 2011, 11:42:22 AM »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #107 on: May 25, 2011, 11:44:10 AM »

In ten years from now, Michael will be cleaning shit out of his stables, talking to the horse about how he could have been an England contender.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #108 on: May 25, 2011, 11:45:50 AM »
The man is a born winner, nearly completed the full set.  He deserves the Euro Championships England are going to win next year and then his final climactic appearance for England should and will be the 2014 World Cup Final.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #109 on: May 25, 2011, 11:47:28 AM »
There's a devine poetry about how he always prioritised Ingurland, desperate to carve his name in to the record books, and now his international career has petered out to nothing. No competition wins, no appearance or goal scoring records, no legacy at all. Nobody will remember Owen in 5 years time.

Serves him right.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #110 on: May 25, 2011, 11:49:35 AM »
Poor Michael Owen. After all that work he put into his shiny presentation folder as well :(
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #111 on: May 25, 2011, 11:51:40 AM »
We're (rightly) mocking him but I wouldn't put it past the horrible twat to pop up and score the winnger on Saturday. Hope to God I'm wrong but it would just be typical of his and his team's luck.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #112 on: May 25, 2011, 11:52:29 AM »
kin hell...i never thought he was that dumb, stupid and desperate.  Always thought he was among the more intelligent ones among footballers.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #113 on: May 25, 2011, 12:02:06 PM »
How can someone whose own advertising brouchure claims he's intelligent not realise that he hasn't played a good game since he was at Real Madrid?

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #114 on: May 25, 2011, 12:02:33 PM »
It's funny that you could pick out nearly any of those irrelevant (and blatantly false) 'attributes' on that brochure and have a good laugh at them, but still the winner is 'charismatic'. You fucking what, mate? You can pretend to be as young and injury-free and 'cool' as you want (none of which are true), but charismatic?! Oh yeah, he's a right laugh is Mikey Owen. He keeps telling this killer joke over and over about how he's the best striker in England. Oh, wait.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #115 on: May 25, 2011, 12:06:36 PM »
I dont find him funny anymore. The brochure was funny. The helicopter was funny. The 'I'm ready for England' quotes were funny

Now its just sad. Most players know when its time to move on with their lives. Owen just doesn't. He just doesn't accept the inevitable

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #116 on: May 25, 2011, 12:08:04 PM »
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"I've given up trying to understand," Owen said. "I've not given up on England. It's come to an abrupt stop under this manager. You'd have a better idea than me [why that is]."

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #117 on: May 25, 2011, 12:14:07 PM »
What's prompted this. Was he asked a question or is he looking for attention?

of course he's after the attention. this is the man that spend thousands for a marketing agency to create a brochure in a desperate attempt to appear relevant and marketable

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #118 on: May 25, 2011, 12:17:36 PM »
The thing that annoys me the most about him is the fact, he'll have a PL winners medal and possibly after saturday a CL medal for sitting on the bench all the time. When year after year players like Carra and Gerrard bust a gut week in week out and end up with nothing!
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #119 on: May 25, 2011, 12:21:04 PM »
I might create a brochure for myself.

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