Topic: Maxi Rodriguez song and praise

[Gnurglan]

11 goals (+2 assists) in his last 16 (incl. 2 subs) league games, 13 (+4 assists) in the last 25 (incl. 4 subs) in all competitions. Even if His Hattricks do slightly distort the stats, he has been playing well and been very productive since the end of last season.

Short term, those hattricks distort the view, but even if you look at the total: 60 (13) and 17 goals, it's impressive. 17/73 =0,23 goals/game.
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=31854

Compare for example to Carroll: 35 (21) and 11 goals. That's 11/56 = 0,20 goals/game.
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=45285

Or let's compare to Adam Johnson: 54 (43) and 15 goals for City. That's 15/97 = 0,15 goals/game.
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=40980

Stats don't tell the whole truth, but if we compare stats, Maxi has one hell of a case for playing a lot more than he has. And we should put far greater value on his contribution than we have. Based on the stats, he should be almost guaranteed 1st pick every week. Yet for some reason, we always talk about him as a backup player (myself included) who may have to go because he lacks pace, because he's too old or something else.

[MiserableP15]

That was a few days ago mate, Maxi denied the rumours the next day but his future still looks uncertain.

Ah, ta. Sorry then. Bit behind!

[chrisfletcher]

Just a thought that Maxi Rodriguez has the same amount of syllables as Adam Lallana

[Shepnois]

Just a thought that Maxi Rodriguez has the same amount of syllables as Adam Lallana

Now you say it, its seamless.

[Grobbelrevell]

Got an airing in The Sandon last night.

Good stuff.

[LFC_1981]

Just a thought that Maxi Rodriguez has the same amount of syllables as Adam Lallana

Yes would love to use this song again. Certainly better than the genetic song we use currently for Lallana.

[TheBestSideDrew]

Just a thought that Maxi Rodriguez has the same amount of syllables as Adam Lallana

I like Albi Moreno for this ! (It was a good song)

[Fiasco]

I like Albi Moreno for this ! (It was a good song)

Albi, Albi Moreno get caught out of position for me.

[gregorio]

Just a thought that Maxi Rodriguez has the same amount of syllables as Adam Lallana

Divoc Origi?

Bobby Firmino?

[harleydanger]

Origi should inherit his song

[Redcap]

Origi should inherit his song

He doesn't really run down the wing though.

[CHOPPER]

[Dree]

He doesn't really run down the wing though.

To be honest, did Maxi ever?

[zip]

Origi should inherit his song

Nah I got a better one for him, to the Torres tune

Divock has got a massive cock,
Divock! Divock!
He tucks it in his football sock,
Divock! Divock!
He shagged a woman, now she's dead, he swings his cock around his head
Di-vock Ori-gi Liverpool's twenty seven!

I reckon it'll be boss belted around Anfield

[Theoldkopite]

Nah I got a better one for him, to the Torres tune

Divock has got a massive cock,
Divock! Divock!
He tucks it in his football sock,
Divock! Divock!
He shagged a woman, now she's dead, he swings his cock around his head
Di-vock Ori-gi Liverpool's twenty seven!

I reckon it'll be boss belted around Anfield

I don't think it will catch on but it did make me laugh out loud

[Father Ted]

Divock Origi would fit the tune of Be-Bop-a-Lula perfectly.

[LFC_1981]

Let's just leave him with his genetic song we should be happy we've actually got a song for a player.

[S.Red please]

Nah I got a better one for him, to the Torres tune

Divock has got a massive cock,
Divock! Divock!
He tucks it in his football sock,
Divock! Divock!
He shagged a woman, now she's dead, he swings his cock around his head
Di-vock Ori-gi Liverpool's twenty seven!

I reckon it'll be boss belted around Anfield

We need to bring this back, I miss the bounce!

[Crimson_Tank]

Nah I got a better one for him, to the Torres tune

Divock has got a massive cock,
Divock! Divock!
He tucks it in his football sock,
Divock! Divock!
He shagged a woman, now she's dead, he swings his cock around his head
Di-vock Ori-gi Liverpool's twenty seven!

I reckon it'll be boss belted around Anfield

Choked on my sandwich reading this.

[_00_deathscar]

Choked on my sandwich reading this.

That's not the only thing you choked on.

[Johnny B. Goode]

'He shagged a woman, now she's dead' is in such poor taste.

[CHOPPER]

'He shagged a woman, now she's dead' is in such poor taste.

I agree. However "He had sexual intercourse with a lady, now she's dead" Doesn't really roll off the tongue now does it.

[oojason]

Maxi Rodriguez has signed for Penarol in Uruguay after 5 seasons with Newell's Old Boys...

https://twitter.com/OficialCAP/status/890402138492481541


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Rodr%C3%ADguez - still going strong at 36


His goals for us...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/6J7z8Po05Ag" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/6J7z8Po05Ag</a>


and this is just beautiful...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/WozHXbsAn9M" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/WozHXbsAn9M</a>

[Linudden]

Respect to Maxi for keeping on playing even if the level is beneath him, the same with Forlán and his reported Norwegian adventure. Proof that for some players money isn't everything. I'm sure he could've gone to India or the Middle East and squeezed a bit more out.

Something tells me that Maxi could well become a manager in the future. He's always relied on reading the game so I think that'd suit him 

[FlashGordon]

What a fucking player, just wish we'd got him earlier/kept him longer. The anti-thesis to a Hodgson player.

[El Lobo]

Absolutely loved Maxi. Such a cool name as well, some players are exciting to sign just based on their name. Fernando Torres as well, Luis Garcia, Xabi Alonso, Pepe Reina. All the spanishy names you just know they're gonna be good. Dani Pacheco.

[FlashGordon]

Absolutely loved Maxi. Such a cool name as well, some players are exciting to sign just based on their name. Fernando Torres as well, Luis Garcia, Xabi Alonso, Pepe Reina. All the spanishy names you just know they're gonna be good. Dani Pacheco.

Antonio Nunez.

[AlphaDelta]

Antonio Nunez.

Sean Dundee

[juan1001]

Recently won the Uruguayan championship with Peñarol.
https://flic.kr/p/HC436n

[Zlen]

Craven Cottage is still bouncing.

[disgraced cake]

Craven Cottage is still bouncing.

  Great night

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Always loved him. Very very underrated player.

[weebroalan]

Craven Cottage is still bouncing.

What an evening that was!

[oojason]

Just signed up for Newell's Old Boys (again)...

https://twitter.com/CANOBoficial/status/1078341377178636288?s=19



37 is no age at all when you can run down the wing like him - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Rodr%C3%ADguez 

[gregorio]

Lad from Scandinavia behind us yesterday trying to get his tune going for Shaquiri , better left alone .

[RainbowFlick]

Sat near me in the Wanda

[Linudden]

Sat near me in the Wanda

He's still a red I'd assume if he showed up 

I just wish Rafa had gone and gotten him around 2005 for the £4 million Atlético paid for him back then. One smart player. Loved him to bits.

[rafathegaffa83]

He's still a red I'd assume if he showed up 

I just wish Rafa had gone and gotten him around 2005 for the £4 million Atlético paid for him back then. One smart player. Loved him to bits.

Was photographed in the after party with Klopp and Gerrard as well

[RedSince86]

[oojason]

A sweet strike from Maxi earlier tonight (still going strong at 40 for Newell's Old Boys):-

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/n8sfiy/newells_old_boys_1_sarmiento_0_maxi_rodriguez_47