Author Topic: Seinfeld (Read 112135 times)

ToneLa · « **Reply #920 on:** June 16, 2022, 05:36:54 pm »

Congratulations, Elaine, on a job.. Done

Quote from: ToneLa on June 16, 2022, 05:34:39 pm

PETERMAN: I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinaman's nightcap.

ELAINE: An addict? Well, it just keeps getting better!

PETERMAN: And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own Opium excursions.... Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.

ToneLa · « **Reply #921 on:** June 16, 2022, 05:38:40 pm »

Jerry: So what are you doing later? You want to go to the movies?

George: Nah - what for?

Jerry: To see a movie.

George: I've been to the movies.

Jerry: Not this movie.

George: They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch. I'm sick of it.

Jerry: Did you shower today?

George: Yeah.

Jerry: That's usually the kind of mood I'm in when I haven't showered.

George: When is it going to be my turn, Jerry? When do I get my 15 minutes? I want my 15 minutes!

Jerry: Oh, quit complaining. At least you have your health.

George: Ah! Health's not good enough. I want more than health. Health's not doing it for me anymore. I'm sick of health.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #922 on:** June 16, 2022, 09:04:38 pm »

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME.

Tobelius · « **Reply #923 on:** June 17, 2022, 07:09:02 am »

Fitzy. · « **Reply #924 on:** June 19, 2022, 09:40:21 pm »

Almost completed a full rewatch. The highs are stunningly good, the characters are so well written and - when at its best - the episodes are incredibly neat. There’s a definite drop off which begins around S8 but there are still lots of good things to enjoy.

ToneLa · « **Reply #925 on:** June 26, 2022, 08:03:04 am »

I quite like the cartoon mayhem of series 9, but it always jarrs on a full rewatch.

It's almost like a different show. But some of the funniest concepts are from the last season

The Serenity Now. The Merv Griffin show. THE FROGGER

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, um--

PETERMAN: We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum.

Jack_Bauer · « **Reply #926 on:** June 26, 2022, 01:49:30 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on June 26, 2022, 08:03:04 am

I quite like the cartoon mayhem of series 9, but it always jarrs on a full rewatch.

It's almost like a different show. But some of the funniest concepts are from the last season

The Serenity Now. The Merv Griffin show. THE FROGGER

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, um--

PETERMAN: We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum.

That is a noticeable change in the tone of the show once Larry David left after Season 7 and Seinfeld ran the show on his own for the last two seasons. I'm not as fond of the last two seasons they aren't bad its just the tone shift is as you said jarring.

Hazell · « **Reply #927 on:** June 26, 2022, 07:18:44 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on June 26, 2022, 08:03:04 am

I quite like the cartoon mayhem of series 9, but it always jarrs on a full rewatch.

It's almost like a different show. But some of the funniest concepts are from the last season

The Serenity Now. The Merv Griffin show. THE FROGGER

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, um--

PETERMAN: We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum.

Quote from: Jack_Bauer on June 26, 2022, 01:49:30 pm

That is a noticeable change in the tone of the show once Larry David left after Season 7 and Seinfeld ran the show on his own for the last two seasons. I'm not as fond of the last two seasons they aren't bad its just the tone shift is as you said jarring.

There was definitely a shift in series 9 but The Merv Griffin Show is one of my favourite episodes, despite it being absolutely bizarre.

Also love George being in love with Jerry from The Cartoon:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/B2QV_RtR9Mg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/B2QV_RtR9Mg</a>

ToneLa · « **Reply #928 on:** June 29, 2022, 06:05:50 pm »

KRAMER: Okay. a little later, we're gonna be talking with animal expert Jim Fowler.

FOWLER: Where are the cameras?

KRAMER: But first, we're talking with Jerry. Okay, Jerry, uh, you drugged a woman in order to play with her toy collection. How do you feel about that?

JERRY: It was great! I've done it a few more time since then.

KRAMER: And she doesn't know anything about this?

JERRY: No, not a thing.

NEWMAN: (laughs)

disgraced cake · « **Reply #929 on:** September 24, 2022, 01:29:25 pm »

“You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know and the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization. She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand”

"Why were there so many cockroaches?"

"Because there was a lot of cake lying around the house just sitting there to go with all the excess milk from all the experiments"

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #930 on:** September 24, 2022, 04:19:08 pm »

Jerry: I had a very interesting lunch with George: Costanza today.

Kramer: Really?

Jerry: We were talking about our lives and we both kind of realized we're kids. We're not men.

Kramer: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Jerry: Yes. We did.

Kramer: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #931 on:** September 26, 2022, 06:35:52 pm »

Hurricane for Florida in coming.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #932 on:** September 26, 2022, 06:52:18 pm »

Quote from: Boston always unofficial on September 26, 2022, 06:35:52 pm

Hurricane for Florida in coming.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #933 on:** September 27, 2022, 04:06:35 am »

George Costanza : Hey, what happened with Sandy? I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
George Costanza : So, what happened? Did she throw you out, huh?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, actually she took it pretty well.
George Costanza : So, what happened?
Jerry Seinfeld : She's into it.
George Costanza : Into what?
Jerry Seinfeld : The ménage. Not only that, she just called me. She told me she spoke with the roommate and the roommate's into the ménage too.
George Costanza : That's unbelievable!

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #934 on:** September 27, 2022, 04:33:46 am »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on September 27, 2022, 04:06:35 am

George Costanza : Hey, what happened with Sandy? I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
George Costanza : So, what happened? Did she throw you out, huh?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, actually she took it pretty well.
George Costanza : So, what happened?
Jerry Seinfeld : She's into it.
George Costanza : Into what?
Jerry Seinfeld : The ménage. Not only that, she just called me. She told me she spoke with the roommate and the roommate's into the ménage too.
George Costanza : That's unbelievable!

Jerry Seinfeld : I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George Costanza : Are you crazy? This is like discovering plutonium by accident!

disgraced cake · « **Reply #935 on:** September 27, 2022, 10:58:28 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on September 27, 2022, 04:06:35 am

George Costanza : Hey, what happened with Sandy? I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
George Costanza : So, what happened? Did she throw you out, huh?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, actually she took it pretty well.
George Costanza : So, what happened?
Jerry Seinfeld : She's into it.
George Costanza : Into what?
Jerry Seinfeld : The ménage. Not only that, she just called me. She told me she spoke with the roommate and the roommate's into the ménage too.
George Costanza : That's unbelievable!

"Do you realise in the entire history of western civilisation no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch? In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!"

"They didn't have roommates in the middle ages."

"How do you know?"

"Well for one thing they didn't have apartments."

"I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together!"

Raaphael · « **Reply #936 on:** October 1, 2022, 08:25:27 am »

That`s fantastic.

Best show in history.

ToneLa · « **Reply #937 on:** October 1, 2022, 10:55:54 am »

Say you got a big job interview, and you’re a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple shots of Hennigan’s

and you’ll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it’s odourless, why, it will be our little secret.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #938 on:** December 23, 2022, 06:59:55 pm »

Happy Festivus!

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

The Human Fund. Money for people.

Tobelius · « **Reply #939 on:** March 6, 2023, 09:54:43 pm »

Hazell · « **Reply #940 on:** March 6, 2023, 09:56:57 pm »

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #941 on:** March 7, 2023, 01:07:28 am »

Forgot about the classic line from that episode.

I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #942 on:** March 7, 2023, 11:34:34 am »

LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE, DON'T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!

TankEngine10 · « **Reply #943 on:** March 7, 2023, 10:56:21 pm »

On a rewatch at the moment, and Morty Seinfeld cracks me up everytime.

Morty: Hey, these are very comfortable pants. You know what I paid for these, Jerry?

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #944 on:** March 8, 2023, 07:49:01 am »

Quote from: Tobelius on March 6, 2023, 09:54:43 pm

Beautiful name for a boy or a girl.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #945 on:** March 8, 2023, 10:03:22 am »

Can't wait for us to get the 100% cotton uniforms next season.

telekon · « **Reply #946 on:** March 8, 2023, 11:59:45 am »

Quote from: BarryCrocker on September 27, 2022, 04:33:46 am

Jerry Seinfeld : I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George Costanza : Are you crazy? This is like discovering plutonium by accident!

George's delivery here is, as per usual, 100% perfect.

telekon · « **Reply #947 on:** March 8, 2023, 12:00:38 pm »

GEORGE: Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #948 on:** March 8, 2023, 01:21:13 pm »

"In this medicated haze, in this sort of woozy state, do you recall the words radical reconstructive surgery being uttered?"

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #949 on:** March 8, 2023, 01:35:17 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on March 8, 2023, 07:49:01 am

Beautiful name for a boy or a girl.

Mug Costanza's better

disgraced cake · « **Reply #950 on:** March 13, 2023, 11:17:41 pm »

"You'll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me!"

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #951 on:** March 14, 2023, 08:59:21 am »

Quote from: disgraced cake on March 13, 2023, 11:17:41 pm

"You'll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me!"

You over there, sell me one of your melons!

Wolverine · « **Reply #952 on:** March 16, 2023, 07:36:23 am »

Always loved the episode the English patient it's so true how everyone will think a TV show or Movie that has just come out is the best thing ever, meanwhile your opinion is that it sucks and then your friends are puzzled that you hate it lol

disgraced cake · « **Reply #953 on:** March 16, 2023, 07:23:23 pm »

Then everybody is screaming, because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion, the bus is OUTTA CONTROL!

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #954 on:** March 17, 2023, 12:19:52 am »

These Pretzels…are making me…thirsty!

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #955 on:** March 17, 2023, 03:43:47 am »

Happy, Pappy?

Tobelius · « **Reply #956 on:** March 17, 2023, 08:04:26 am »

Some nerve relaxation techniques for our ~~next~~ every match

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #957 on:** March 17, 2023, 06:19:55 pm »

Quote from: Tobelius on March 17, 2023, 08:04:26 am

Some nerve relaxation techniques for our ~~next~~ every match

Not a bad idea.

Say you got a big match and you’re a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple of shots of Hennigan’s, and you’ll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it’s odorless, why, it’ll be our little secret. H, E, double-N, I...

Tobelius · « **Reply #958 on:** March 17, 2023, 06:32:21 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on March 17, 2023, 06:19:55 pm

Not a bad idea.

Say you got a big match and you’re a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple of shots of Hennigan’s, and you’ll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it’s odorless, why, it’ll be our little secret. H, E, double-N, I...

Jerry: “And how was it?”

George: “The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan’s.”

Jerry: “Good thing the cleaning lady was there.”

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #959 on:** March 17, 2023, 08:17:47 pm »

Before we go any further can I just say how disturbing I find it that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.