Winding up BMW and Mercedes drivers on the motorway to the point some jumped up tosser threw an apple at my car.
We know how they like to hog the outside lane regardless the lanes inside them are all but empty. I undertook 3 BMWs and 2 Mercedes and got back into the outside lane to carry on my journey, naturally the one BMW driver slowing almost everyone up decided to speed up when he saw what I was doing but, hey you know I got past anyway.
At that point he starts driving really aggressively, right up my backside, flashing lights etc, what he doesn't know is that my 04 Astra packs a bit of punch, so I leave him for dead, he catches me up, I leave him again....you get the picture. he tries to undertake, but doesn't have the power to get past.
Anyway, I've had enough of messing around and he goes past me, all arms and mouth going like a good 'un, his missus looked ecstatic. Mr Mercedes pulls up level with me, starts gesticulating all over the place, so after blowing a kiss at him, he throws an apple at my car......we are doing at least 70 at this point, but what can you do.
I leave the motorway and lo and behold I end up level with Mr BMW again....they really don't like having kisses blown at them do they?
He ends up following me to my work, which is fine by me as I work on a private site and unless you work there, you aren't getting past security or the armed police.
I love the smell of exhaust fumes in the morning.
