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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #120 on: November 4, 2011, 11:03:25 pm »
I can guarantee this cuntfuck will attempt to extend an olive branch by licking our arses when we meet them but continue to stick the knife into Rafa. Hate the prick!!!!

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #121 on: November 4, 2011, 11:13:54 pm »
I can guarantee this cuntfuck will attempt to extend an olive branch by licking our arses when we meet them but continue to stick the knife into Rafa. Hate the prick!!!!

I can guarantee what the dick-faced ballsack will do when we play them.  He'll talk about what an honour it is to face Kenny Dalglish, and how he represents everything good about Liverpool FC (unlike that nasty Benitez) because he doesn't have the balls to have a pop with the King in charge.  And then after the match, he'll be moaning like a twat about Suarez. 

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #122 on: November 4, 2011, 11:18:20 pm »
Doubtfire can shove it up his arse and fuck off whilst he's doing it.

On a more reasoned level, he is a national embarrassment, most of Europe will be quietly laughing about him.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #123 on: November 4, 2011, 11:44:51 pm »
Fucking obsessed with us and rafa. I remember him being interviewed after they had just been relegated, and he mentions the team rafa plays against fulham. The fact that if his team had even just drawn against wigan, they would of stayed up, no he didnt mention that. Its his own fault his team went down, the wanker.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #124 on: November 4, 2011, 11:46:50 pm »
Fucking obsessed with us and rafa. I remember him being interviewed after they had just been relegated, and he mentions the team rafa plays against fulham. The fact that if his team had even just drawn against wigan, they would of stayed up, no he didnt mention that. Its his own fault his team went down, the wanker.

Mate, just like Roy, everyone else is to blame but him.

Carlos Tevez got them relegated, Rafa played a weaker team, the referee was against them, blah blah blah. The worst thing is a lot of muppets believe him. Journeymen managers are nothing to rave about.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #125 on: November 4, 2011, 11:59:48 pm »
Mate, just like Roy, everyone else is to blame but him.

Carlos Tevez got them relegated, Rafa played a weaker team, the referee was against them, blah blah blah. The worst thing is a lot of muppets believe him. Journeymen managers are nothing to rave about.
None of them will ever achieve anything major. The dont have the talent, or the character.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #126 on: November 4, 2011, 11:59:50 pm »
I think we played a weakened team against someone and lost and as a result said team stayed up by a point or two at Sheffield United's expense.

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It was Fulham in 2007. We did have a European Cup Final 2 weeks later mind.


That "weakened" team was Reina, Arbeloa, Paletta, Hyypia, Insua (Finnan 75), Pennant (El Zhar 65), Alonso, Sissoko, Gonzalez (Kewell 77), Fowler, Bellamy.

that's better than the majority of premiership teams now.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #127 on: November 5, 2011, 12:27:34 am »
None of them will ever achieve anything major. The dont have the talent, or the character.

Speaking of character, I'd love to see Ian Holloway managing a decent Premiership team. I feel he deserves it and I respect him a lot for what he did when he travelled around Europe to learn how some of the top clubs set up their training and how they get them to play an attacking, pass and move style of football.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #128 on: November 5, 2011, 11:16:37 am »
Wasn't Colin's first act of cuntery accusing Henchoz of spitting at him, sometime around 2003 possibly when we played Sheff Utd in the Carling Cup

Came out with some nice xenophobic quotes for the media to lap up too if I remember correctly.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #129 on: November 5, 2011, 12:35:31 pm »
Fucking obsessed with us and rafa. I remember him being interviewed after they had just been relegated, and he mentions the team rafa plays against fulham. The fact that if his team had even just drawn against wigan, they would of stayed up, no he didnt mention that. Its his own fault his team went down, the wanker.

Exactly. Couldn't even get a point against Wigan. Wanker is a useless fucker of a manager and I would LOVE to see him manage England. Talk about a train wreck! But of course, he is 'too big a character' for the job  ::)

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #130 on: January 8, 2012, 06:15:37 pm »
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Suggestion that Colin Wanker has quit QPR. No word yet either way from the club. #qpr



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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #131 on: January 8, 2012, 06:16:04 pm »
What the fuck? Just heard he's been sacked.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #132 on: January 8, 2012, 06:16:39 pm »
Rumours are that they want Mark Hughes to replace him.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #133 on: January 8, 2012, 06:16:54 pm »
Surprising if true.

Seems to be a few people saying it now

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #134 on: January 8, 2012, 06:17:37 pm »
Taking a few months off before the England job.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #135 on: January 8, 2012, 06:18:27 pm »
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #136 on: January 8, 2012, 06:19:37 pm »
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Colin Wanker has indeed been sacked by QPR. Announcement expected at 7.30pm.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #137 on: January 8, 2012, 06:20:53 pm »
Arf.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #138 on: January 8, 2012, 06:21:20 pm »
Any reason as to why?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #139 on: January 8, 2012, 06:21:33 pm »
Brilliant.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #140 on: January 8, 2012, 06:21:46 pm »
Think their next coach would be someone like Bruce.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #141 on: January 8, 2012, 06:22:03 pm »
Any reason as to why?

Their league position, presumably.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #142 on: January 8, 2012, 06:23:36 pm »
:lmao

Good!

Cant stand the twat. The less exposure I have to him the better. Put him back in the Championship where he belongs.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #143 on: January 8, 2012, 06:23:59 pm »
Any reason as to why?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #144 on: January 8, 2012, 06:24:23 pm »
Sacked for being an utter c*nt apparently.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #145 on: January 8, 2012, 06:24:48 pm »
stuck a fair wedge on them getting relegated when they were like 12th, hope they dont get a good manager in.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #146 on: January 8, 2012, 06:25:36 pm »
Rafa's fault no doubt.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #147 on: January 8, 2012, 06:25:59 pm »
Sacked for being an utter c*nt apparently.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #148 on: January 8, 2012, 06:26:21 pm »
Their league position, presumably.

Did they really expect an awful lot higher. Seems more likely that he's ruffled some feathers in the build up to their January transfer window.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #149 on: January 8, 2012, 06:30:55 pm »
Warnock sacked? Bet that raised a few eyebrows. Not Warnock's obviously, the fucking c*nt hasn't got any.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #150 on: January 8, 2012, 06:31:05 pm »
Bye Bye Colin. You odious prick. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #151 on: January 8, 2012, 06:33:37 pm »
so which mediocre jobs for the boys british manager will land on the chair when the music stops? bruce? hughes?

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #152 on: January 8, 2012, 06:34:35 pm »
Ta ra,you horrible c*nt.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #153 on: January 8, 2012, 06:35:23 pm »
Rafa to be their manager? :D
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #154 on: January 8, 2012, 06:36:11 pm »
so which mediocre jobs for the boys british manager will land on the chair when the music stops? bruce? hughes?

was already thinking bruce.  Alex needs his quota of lapdogs.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #155 on: January 8, 2012, 06:37:04 pm »
Delighted for the idiot, but fair to say it was a bit harsh!

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #156 on: January 8, 2012, 06:37:51 pm »
Didn't really deserve to be sacked, but he's a bitter twat, so hey ho
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #157 on: January 8, 2012, 06:38:32 pm »
Warnock is a twat but he's a personality.

Who does Fernandes expect to bring in ? Hughes? Rafa?

Wonder what Barton has to say about this?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #158 on: January 8, 2012, 06:39:11 pm »
Seeya, Colin. Go back down to where you belong.  :wave
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #159 on: January 8, 2012, 06:39:11 pm »
 Can't wait to watch him down quietly slip back down to the Championship and stay there for a couple of years, moaning and crying his eyes out over little incidents that occurred years ago.
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